Oprah Winfrey is long overdue a formal cunting.
Where the fuck to start… ignoring the fact that this human-sized stool sample has forged a media empire on the back of cod-psychology and psychobabble, this monster of a cunt as transmogrified through the years into some kind of Mother-Earth figure for the vapid Hollywood champagne socialists, luvvies and smug cunt liberal elite.
The crimes from this cunt are many; we could talk about simply how shit her programmes are, or how his cunt now has an ego the size of her monstrous arse. Perhaps her sudden expertise in the field of sports doping when she interviewed Lance Armstrong. Nah. I’d prefer to recall a couple of ‘cunt for the ages’ incidents instead.
Remember a few years ago when Oprah had a ‘das racis’ moment, when a Swiss handbag store reportedly ‘refused’ to sell her an expensive handbag? Of course, Oprah, with her lower-third increasingly resembling a collapsed colostomy bag, had to tell the world she had encountered a racist store on Europe. It didn’t take long before journos deduced which one it was; putting unfair spotlight on a lowly shop assistant for a simple ‘that’s expensive’ comment. You fucking diva shitcunt.
The other one is of course her recent speech at the Golden Globe awards – of course I didn’t watch it you cunts, I read about it – jumping with maximum fucking weight right onto the overflowing MeToo bandwagon, almost making the horse lame in the process.
But in the midst of all that self-promotion and right-on empowerment independent sista sileage, she forgot to mention that for years, she’d had close ties with none other than Harvey Weinstein (google both their names together and a dearth of info on them, with one Weinstein accuser regaling how he used his Oprah connection to get vulnerable women). So not just a cunt. Not just a sanctimonious cunt. Not just a hideous-looking cunt. But also an enormous, hypocritical cunt.
File this one under ‘not many cuntings, but still posessing cuntitude that can be seen from space’.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
Oprah the goddess of cunt cuntery. She is long over due for the celebrity coveted cunt award.
Oprah was last nominated in 2010. Since then, she has cuntcocted so much of her specific brand of hypocritical, phony and VERY profitable cuntributions to screwing-up society that I personally do not even know where to begin. Maybe her cozy-cunting-up to Harvey Weinstein for decades, and then setting herself up as a hero of women is a good place.
Literally too much Oprah cuntiness to choose from. All hail the 2020 President of all American Cunts.
Nominated by Bluntcunt
Excellent cunting ESB !!!!
When you put it that way she has credentials overflowing to be the next POTUS !!!!
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Apologies ECB fucking thick phone !!!!
( her arse is huge )
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This monumental retard indeed behaved in an unforgiveable and vile way in a boutique in Zurich, when buying a handbag for Tina Turner’s wedding.
Quoted in an interview later on, the dumb cow said:
“I didn’t have my eyelashes on, but I was in full Oprah Winfrey gear. I had my little (sic) Donna Karan skirt and my little (sic) sandals. But obviously the Oprah Winfrey Show is not shown in Zurich. So this does not happen to me unless somebody obviously does not know it is me”
Later on in the interview, which is hosted on the University of Austi, Texas website, it is mentioned that this incident may have been partly due to the “less than perfect command of the English language” on the part of the sales assistant.
Not, I note, the fact that when this odious windbag turned up in Zurich, she expected to be pandered to like the fucking repellant drama-queen-nonentity that she is, but obviously had NO INTENTION WHATSOEVER to even TRY to speak German.
The shop assistant would have been fine with that, if you’re there as a tourist, in a major city, they do NOT expect you to speak whichever dialect variant is prevalent; they are quite delighted if an Anglophone makes any effort at all.
Furthermore, what a TERA-CUNT she is, expecting every TV station in the universe to air her low-life, racist trash programmes.
I hope she DOES run for President, as someone will probably take a pop at her, although a target of that size would probably need seriously heavy artillery.
I lived in CH for eight years, wish I’d been able to stay.
A fine country, who look intent on keeping scum out, but WILL accept GENUINE refugees. They feel the same way about “invasion” levels of gimmegration as we do.
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Sorry, I forgot, the University website also referred to Windbag’s “narcissistic display of injured vanity”
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I am in costa crying with laughter…Brilliant post.
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A TV Celebrity. It makes all the difference. You can be the conscience of the world because you are on the box, and you can have control. It’s easy. All the sheep in the world will do and believe everything that you say! Fuck TV Slebs. In fact, fuck all slebs.
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A grand cunting indeed, for indeed a grand cunt.
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Uppity…very,very uppity. My dogs are hideous racists and I just know that they wouldn’t like Oprah one little bit. I hope that she never comes visiting,the poor hounds still haven’t recovered from the sight of the dusky-coloured gentleman who drove into the yard a few weeks ago. I dread to think of what they’d make of a morbidly obese,African/American lady waddling through the gates.
Fuck the fat Co…
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Brexit scare Day 5. Or possibly 6.
‘The UK will face “unavoidable” trade barriers if it leaves the customs union and single market, the EU’s chief negotiator Michel Barnier has said.’
We cannot stay in the customs union and strike our own trade deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise (and there seem to be a few) is deluded.
Mr Barnier can explain all about trade barriers to the farmers of Spain, France, Holland, Italy etc etc. I am sure they will enthusiastically back him bankrupting them. Likewise large sections of EU manufacturing.
Fuck Barnier and the rest of the Gnomes of Brussels. Or is it Strasbourg this week.?
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Fat arrogant sanctimonious turd.
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….is an acronym of F.A.S.T which is something one can’t accuse Winfrey of ever being (unless they’ve just rung the Last Orders bell for family-sized buckets of chicken).
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Well spotted Captain – must have been a subconscious reference to Captain (any relation?) Beefheart’s “Fast & Bulbous” line…
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No relation and a different generation. I heard from someone once that Beefheart was an absolute tyrant who used to treat the session musicians like dirt.
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I concur; if you got rid of the either’s debilitating accents, Flabbit’s mongoloid haircut, de-frocked Winfrey of her latest freebie gown, managed to distract Flabbit from her ubiquitous, petrified-of-a-Maths-question loony stare and scraped off Winfrey’s make-up with the nearest industrial sander, you could never differentiate which noxious, perspiring hippo was which.
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Oprah = uppity feral racist lying hypocritical arrogant vicious entitled vindictive misandrist backstabbing nasty strutting corrosive obnoxious two faced fat mamma ugly bogo-bogo cunt!
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Excellent cunting ECB.
Love the comparison to a ‘collapsing colostomy bag’
I may borrow that if you would be so kind!
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Is it just me- every time I see Flabbott, her fucking wig makes me think she looks like Darth fucking Vader. Fucking Idi Amin in a dress. Not even fit to be in a fucking PG Tips advert, let alone be in government.
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