James Corden [7]

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You can’t let that fat cunt Corden get away without an RV sized cunting after the Grammys last week.

He’s got more chins than a Chinese telephone book, strains the strength of the cotton holding on his shirt buttons to the limit and proves that, even if you’ve got no talent, there’s space for you on the TV (Although you need a giant screen for this porker)

It’s a fucking mystery to me how they haven’t given him the chop like they did with that other arsehole Morgan ( but at least Morgan is smart). The only reason I can think of is that he’s got some very valuable videos, in a secure safe, of the big shots ordering their assistants ( male or female) to give them a blow job.

On the positive side he gives hope to all the bingo callers at the Saturday Night Legion shows. Truly a mistake in the cosmos of things

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

Hosted by James Cordon (non-US citizen, like John Oliver, Travor Noah, Samantha Bee, Lorne Michaels…) somehow bestowed with permanent green card, welcomed to prosper in the U.S., having been ignored in his own country (where he could not make a penny) due to his own lack of talent.

Being preach to by Bono about Dreamers (criminal trespassers) in a country he is not a citizen of.

Why the CDC allows The Edge to enter since the 80’s I’ll never understand. This morning the self absorbed delusion is always forever. Lowest rating ever? Nah…Not in James’ mind

Nominated by Grammys top cunt

47 thoughts on “James Corden [7]”

  1. Great cunting. He is Moylesian on the lard to unfunniness ratio, which says a lot. He is also an annkoing twat. And the people that like him, and encourage his fame, are also cunts.

  2. Fat boy used his American show to urge fellow Brits to vote remain. After all the meathead, Nazi KKK members turned up to vote leave the porker was devastated.

    “I feel so sorry for the youth of Britain . You have been let down today”.

    Lucky for us these arrogant up their own arse slebs don’t know that every time they open their gobs they are racking up thousands of votes for the other side. Do carry on cuntface.

    • When corden first popped up a few years ago I instantly dismissed him as a tubby little wanker who after his 15 minuets of fame would disappear back under the rock from where he came!, instead this human jelly babies waistline and fame seem to be inexplicably linked.

      Carrying more timber than a builders merchants and surly the life expectancy of a may fly this talent free humourless cunt pops up everywhere! Like a sand person at the DHS benefit office corden simply won’t go away! ,
      at least we get some respite from the prick when he’s over in America!, our gain is most definitely America’s loss….
      So in summary
      Is corden funny? Not remotely
      Can he sing/ dance? Are you kidding!
      Good show host? Ditto
      Is he a talentless fat overrated overly opinionated cunt? YES……

      • Spot on mate

        I truly believe the meejah promoted this fat cunt as they were desperately fumbling around looking for the next Peter Kay

        What did they come up with? A half rate no talent came white who’d probably be your under 6 entertainment at your local haven caravan park

        The best part of him ran down his father’s leg.

    • I would agree Corden is a bit of a nob but does he really need seven nominations on the award-winning website ISAC?

      No, he doesn’t need seven nominations. At the very least he should be at triple fucking figures.

  4. Corden a fat piece of shit who could be best employed as a ships fender.
    Or a butt plug for the Jolly Green Giant

  5. Personal insults aside…
    1. He isn’t funny
    2. He’s self opinionated
    3. He’s arrogant

    I don’t think anyone could refute this…

      • Thing is, if Corden wasn’t famous he would be viewed as the irritating loudmouthed fat bloke ‘character’ and bore that pesters and annoys every pub or club in Britain…. Which is probably what he was before he got famous…How someone like this got famous, however, is more of a mystery… Actually, it isn’t… People are stupid, they like shit, and they laugh at anything…

      • “People are stupid, they like shit, and they laugh at anything…”

        Indeed:-

        James shitcunt Corden
        Mrs Browns Boys
        Citizen Khan
        Etc…

  6. Fat, talentless, vapid, ugly lump of a worthless cunt. I can’t wait to piss on his grave when he finally murders himself with hotdogs, pies and fettuccine Al chocolate syrup. He’s as funny as herpes with all the charm of an aids infested spider monkey.

  7. I have the perfect solution to people such as this. Y’know, the type of people who arrogantly talk to you on the box like you are some kind of cretin? I turn the fuckers off. Go to ISAC and cunt the fuckers without mercy.

    Corden is the equivalent of Pruritis Ani. Fucking annoying!

  8. “…welcomed to prosper in the U.S., having been ignored in his own country (where he could not make a penny) due to his own lack of talent. ”

    Oh, come on. It’s the Special Relationship ™, isn’t it? You take our crap and we take yours.

    But I’m sorry. I really don’t give a flying fuck with a barrel roll and a final handspring which self-promoting, famous-for-being-famous, vapid and ephemeral sleb gets what award for its contribution to making itself rich. And neither should anyone else.

    Throwing your television into a skip solves this problem.

  9. Let’s not forget those fucking infuriating adverts he’s currently appearing in – each advert sees him driving a different rent-boy around the streets, showing off his parking skills or his affinity with sheep. You fucking cunt.

    This bastard – at one time interchangeable with Moyles – was first noticed when I watched the History Boys film adaptation about ten years ago. He was by far the most fucking irritating character in that, and afterward I thought to myself “I hope I don’t see that cunt again”.

    But Christ on a moto-cross, this cunt has managed to pollute the airwaves and news stories here, even when he had his significant fucking keister shipped off to ‘Murica. I have two American colleagues at work who both detest the cunt so I suspect many others do, too. Fuck only knows how this excremental smear of a man gets such lucrative TV slots.

    Oh, and if you want triggering, just watch one of his sycophantic ‘car pool karaoke’ segments. Corden is the type of cunt who repeatedly plumbs the depths of annoyance and irritation even when you think there is nowhere else for the loudmouth cunt to go.

    Remember a few months back when supreme mongoloid-in-chief, Lily Shitcunt Cuntfuck Allen, alleged that Corden once made her feel ‘uncomfortable’? Christ, who would you back in that face-off? I mean both of them deserve hobnail boots repeatedly crashing down on their subhuman fucking visages.

      • Allen claims corden made her feel “ uncomfortable “ ?
        She was probably sitting next to the tub of shite on an airplane!
        Even in first class I’m sure the Cunt would be encroaching on the unfortunate person sitting in the closest proximity……..

      • I hope Corden got a gasmask… I wouldn’t even wish the stench of the noxious mong minge on him….

    • “That’s why they call ME… the parking master”

      Yeah, sure they do. I’m sure that comes to peoples minds first before “fat, talentless, obnoxious cunt”

  10. I’ve often wondered about advertising. Ive seen the awful car parking advert and the sheep one but I have no idea what product was being advertised.

  11. The parting of a Welsh traffic jam must have been a reference to Moses and the Red Sea, will he be on his magic carpet beating the traffic in Londonistan?

      • Ten reps on the vanilla frosting with rainbow sprinkles doughnuts then a Ben and Jerrys double chocolate chip and cookie dough squats.

      • Sounds about right LL,
        After that extensive work out popping over the road for a ruby and a few pints, eventually waddling off home only stopping at the kebab house for a XL DONER with the mandatory potion of chips!!
        I seriously hope he will follow lots of sleb Cunts and do a Xmas keep fit DVD/ book, the medical profession could then use me to identify if it’s really possible to die laughing……..

  13. . ‘The only reason I can think of is that he’s got some very valuable videos, in a secure safe, of the big shots ordering their assistants ( male or female) to give them a blow job’.

    That’s probably why certain A-List celebrislags… The ones that keep whining ‘Time’s Up!’ haven’t and won’t condemn Weinstein yet, for all their ‘feminist’ bullshit… I bet all sorts of deals, panic, double deals, and headless chicken running is going on about this… Rose McGowan may be a cunt, but she’s probably right when she said Time’s Up was founded by agents of celebrislags who are after good PR and damage limitation…. Actually, I reckon she could be well spot on about this one…. If true though I hope Weinstein’s archive or black book is brought to the surface and ruins the lot of them… Snakes with tits…

    • Again: Germaine Greer, admittedly a cunt, but bang on it here:

      ‘If you spread your legs when Weinsteiin says ‘Be nice to me and I’lll get
      you parts in movies!’ that is tantamount to consent… It’s no good crying about it years later…’

    • I doubt that book will ever see the light of day but here’s hoping, could you imagine those Hollywood harpies being exposed? Fuckin dynamite……

      • Dead right… And I reckon their antics would make whatever James Franco is supposed to have done look like an episode of The Magic Roundabout… Most of those celebrislappers will be dirtier than he is… Guaranteed…

  14. I must admit that I did enjoy The Wrongs Man. That said, it seems incredible to me that someone who doesn’t have an obvious depth of talent, isn’t particularly good looking and is grossly out of shape has been able to achieve the level of success he has, particularly in America.

    America is a fucking ace country IF you’re young, drop dead gorgeous, healthy, fit and have money. Corden doesn’t have enough of these going for him to have sustained himself in the limelight. I can only assume it has more to do with his accent. Yanks are fascinated with the English accent. I’ll be honest, it’s fun for a while. You think people are interested in you and like you just because – to them – you sound posh, sophisticated and super intelligent. By the time the 1,000th Yank swoons at you with,”Awww gee I luuurve your aaaacent – where you from?”, you do want to punch them in the thorax.

    What irritates me about this lard arse is how he constantly trades on his affable, bumbling, astonished, intrigued persona which is deliberated pitched to make him consumable to Americans. Talk about one dimensional. Cunt.

  15. James Corden is no better and no worse than the usual shitfest recruited by looney TV executives with a warped and delusional persona. Most ( if not all slebs ) are superficial, and lack the charisma necessary to engage with people with an IQ above that of Amoeba.
    Corden is paid an obscene amount of dosh , well above his ability level and way beyond what you and I might earn. Skidmarks like this cunt, give shit a bad name.

  16. I’ve seen some of that ‘car pool karaoke’, where they drive off and start singing.
    I live in hope of tuning in to watch ‘car crash karaoke’, where both the driving and singing stops…..suddenly.

  17. I read somewhere that viewing figures for the Grammies was down to just 24%. The lowest ratings they’ve ever had. If that isn’t a sign that ordinary folk are getting sick of their hypocritical virtue signalling bullshit, I don’t know what is.

    • It’s the same for all these awards ceremonies – Baftas, Oscars, etc. Ratings lower every year. People are getting fucked off with being preached and moralised to by these cunts.

      • And the brass neck of the cunts… Twats like Devil Streep are up kiddystuffer Polanski’s jacksy, yet they preach about sexual harassment… While Skank-Jo guns for Jimmy Franco, yet she once referred to her own tits as her ‘feminine wiles’… Well, they’d have to be, considering the brain is so frigging small, eh? Fucking cake and eat it double standards ivory tower cunts….

        I’d tonk that Hayley Atwell, mind… Oh dear me, yes…

  18. James Corden and Sir Patrick Stewart became involved in a bizarre on-stage spat at the Glamour Awards.

    Patrick Stewart criticised Corden – host of the event – for standing with his hands in his pockets, adding: “From where I was sitting, I could see your belly.”

    Jesus on a clear day if Corden is standing on Land End you would be able to see Corden’s belly from John ‘o’ Groats.

    • Has Patrick Stewart been cunted yet, if not he needs to be, the fucking Brian Blessed wannabe useless cunt

      • Make It So!
        Patrick Stewart may have entertained geeks everywhere acting as the Starfleet’s finest captain on Star Trek: The Next Generation, but his character also taught us a lot about life.
        No not the best captain.
        And anyway it was Dirty Mary the housing estate whore who taught me about life!!!

  19. my wife bought 2 x tickets to watch the stage show one man 2 govners starring none other than possibly the most annoying unfunny cunt ive ever had the displeasure to see. yep it was James fucking Corden. Me nor my wife laughed fucking once yet the others in the crowd where in fucking fits at this fucking moron the only thing i wanted to do was self fucking harm and i left there thinking that if this is what cunts find funny these days we are fucked.
    i dare any of my fellow cunters to watch it

  20. I forgot to mention that I’ve got the same last name as the nuct, a co-inkydink that has brought a lot of disrepute to a family whose name is already known at police stations throughout the world.
    The world’s a sad place when people who already have bad reps have to hide their names for fear of being associated with this human oil tanker

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