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Private Eye is overdue a severe cunting.

I have subscribed since the days of Heath and Wilson. I have tolerated the endless Fleet St tittle tattle because some of the satire and bad taste can be excellent and the investigative stuff is also good. Many cunts have been exposed over the years.

However, since June 2016 it has become almost entirely one sided in it’s attacks. Apparently there is no satire in the posturings of Blair, Krankies, Miller, Clegg. Cameron and so on. Everything now points out what cunts those that voted Leave are. It does have a go at that odious cunt Osborne but only because he has the temerity to edit a newspaper. A newspaper which has no meaning to anyone living outside the M25, and I suspect very little meaning to the majority inside.

Private Eye is now Establishment. Supporting the mainly London, liberal elite – the civil servants. lawyers, politicians and all the rest of the gravy train troughers who serve no purpose to the majority of Brits. All within the M25 natch.

The late Peter Cook must be turning in his grave. He came from the establishment and spent his life subverting it in one way or another.

Private Eye – the Remoaners Gazette. Staffed by cunts, edited by a cunt, written for cunts who know, yes they are certain in their belief that the rest of the UK is populated by knuckle dragging morons.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Oi! Hislop, ya cunt!

When you gonna answer this? It’s been seven fucking years…

An open letter to Ian Hislop

Nominated by Dioclese

127 thoughts on “Private Eye”

  2. What the fuck is that Dawn Butler thing other than some self righteous cunt putting the world to rights over the garden fence with some other meddlesome ratbag. Uppity cunt.

      • Exactly.McDonnell is objectively worse in terms of conduct than anything Toby Young has said.Young is a cunt yes but McDonnell trumps him in terms of offensive rhetoric.

      • Love seeing Dimblecunt growing prickly with Piers Morgan. Time Dimblesphinct threw the towel in.

        He tries to silence Morgan but allows Butler to bump its uppity gums non stop. Double standarding decrepit old cunt.

    • Jesus fucking Christ, in my worst nightmare I couldn’t have put together a collection of cunts that I despise more.

  4. Question Time from Islington. In the EU referendum it voted 76,000 + to remain against 24,000 + to leave. Most on the panel are remainers……Islington KA….fucking…BOOM

  5. Dawn Butler says she receives a lot of abuse. Probably due to the fact that she is a preaching hypocrite racist and is as thick as shit.

    At the time of writing this despite his past misdemeanours still feel Piers Morgan is ok.

    Gina Miller. Who the fuck does she think she is.

    • Miller thinks she is a Prophet of enlightened liberal values when really she is just a jumped up where of Branson Blair Soros Heselcunt and all the other members of the Eu gravy train.

  6. Apologies for my shiteness as a moderator.Have been having a string of terrible days/weeks at work.I do have a morning off tommorrow so will check through the moderations and look through some noms.What I would reassure people is that moderations are automatic and are not deliberate. also we have a policy of free speech so publish anything. Being moderated is you can be assured not an attempt at censorship.

  7. I wonder when Gina Miller last used the NHS.

    I’m genuinely fucking at a loss that we’re supposed to think this cunt is credible.

    Im struggling here. At what point were we actually supposed to see this bint as having any credible views on anything and now I find myself listening to it talking about the NHS.

    Fuck me im genuinely lost for words.

      • Gina Miller talking about the strains on the NHS……

        Next week Gina Miller discusses her life on the breadline working a 10 hour week as a chalet maid at Val Des Aire…….FFS

        Apart from the fact she clearly was running out of things to say I think she summed up perfectly the The level of arrogance that is visited upon us by these bastards.

      • Even if she did go to an NHS hospital, she’d been seen straight away… All Miller would have to do is put her ‘chippy darkie hands in the till’ face on and say ‘Me no speaky Engerlish! Me from up in Banana Tree! I no want wait!’…

  8. Dimbleby is a cunt, a lying cunt as well, saying to Piers Morgan, he doesn’t have an audience vote, I’ve seen the cunt have one plenty of times on QT. the CUNT

    • All the DImblecunts and Attenborough cunts too. 2 Families that have dined on grace and favour to make a living from the vision tax of ALBBC and make stacks into the bargain. QT Dimblecunt attempted to make JRM look like a cunt about his upper class accent – he remarked his accent was just the same as Dimblecunts son – “of course I went to Eton with your son Richard”. That shut the toffee nosed cunt up. Imagining earning enough brass to own properties in exotic expensive locations and send your kids to the best schools money no object – all from the several millions dopy cunts paying the ALBBC viewing tax. Cunt.

    • I hope and pray that somebody pulls Dimbleby’s syrup off his head live on air… He is a fucking cunt…

  9. The irony of Gina Miller calling Trump a ‘narcissist’.

    This self-styled people’s cunt is increasingly using her outstayed welcome to paint herself as ‘the voice of the left wing’. Repeated appearances on TV all because she filed a shit-motion against leaving the EU.

    It doesn’t matter how many times mods explain it to me, I will never understand how Gina Rottencunt Miller didn’t even get a nomination for COTY 2017.

  10. Hi Skid,

    I’ll post this here in case you don’t see it. FFS don’t tell them how good and how cheap Cambodia is. They’ll all want to come. I am here and want to keep it all to myself. Can’t wait for a cunting of Pattaya. Ahhh! “Walking Street “. I love you long time!

  11. I did not watch it… I refuse to watch, or listen to, Banana Gob…
    Seen one Banana Tree Trollop speech/interview, seen ’em all…

  12. Just wondering, if corporate cockmuncher Miller wasn’t from up in Banana Tree… If she was, well, white… Would she get pandered to as much by the BBPC?….I think we all know the answer to that one…

    And there should be no new referendum, ever… Anyone who doesn’t accept a democratic result, who tries to subvert democracy, and who goes against the will of the British people should be arrested and charged with high treason… And that includes Banana Gob, Dickbrain Branson, Satan Blair, Fanny Izzard, Gary Linekunt, Lily The Rapist Apologist Mong, Saggy May, Slob Geldof, those Kinnock vermin, that cunt from Blur, the fucking damn lot of them… Anti-British scum, one and all…

  13. years ago i always thought Hislop was an unfunny posh up himself smart arse cunt
    fast forward some years and i still think the fucking same and happily ive never read or bought his shitcunt of a magazine

  14. Excellent Cunting Dio, I cancelled my PE subscription about 10 years ago due to many of the points made by yourself and others. As for Hignfy, I gave that the elbow soon after due to the obvious direction it was taking.

    I’d like to also Cunt BBC Radio 4, a radio station where it is preferable to turn the car wireless off and listen to the road noise from the vehicles tyres.

    • Also, why is “Wimmin’s Hour” still on the airwaves ?? Is this not deeply patronising ?

      I thought that most were out performing brain surgery, being architects, trying so hard to be a credible PM &c.

      If there were a “Man’s Hour”, just imagine the outcry… (Oh, shit… it seems there IS !!)

      The one good thing I read about Wimmin’s Hour is, that in the event of a nuclear wipe-out, our forces are allowed to make the assumption that Blighty is gone for good (and bugger off to Oz) if this prog is off the air for 3 episodes in a row. As the author of that book put it, “A rather nice touch”

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