Women’s football [2]

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Women’s football is a cunt.

Got in after doing a bit of this and that, go to the guide and see England v Kazakhstan a game I thought we might actually look world class in and might boost the confidence…

I switch over and it’s a load of women playing.

The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

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  2. As annoying as woman’s football and cricket is I’m always able to use the discretion of my remote control, for me and far more infuriating is the PC charge to have them commenting on the men’s games!! , the minute they come on I mute the TV unfortunately I listen to loads of sport on the radio, to commentate there you have to be extremely descriptive, really paint the picture, make the listener almost feel he’s watching the game. I’m an avid follower of rugby, boxing and cricket, the latter has TMS ( test match special) team, always funny, sometimes ridiculous but informative and enjoyable if you love the game, recently it’s had some thoroughly annoying woman who just isn’t up to scratch, when’s she bleating on most of the time I’ve got absolutely no idea of what’s happening ( not much I hear you cunters say) but the football equivalent would go something like “ he has the ball , he’s close to the goal, shoots, goal!!” 💤💤💤….. No description like where he was, who he was, which foot? ……
    if women want to play fine just don’t fucking subject me to it, and especially on the radio!! Thank you………..

  3. It’s not bad, it’s just a bit slow, bereft of drama, less skillful, and terribly dull.

    A bit like the Scottish Premier League.

  4. Women’s football, surely an oxymoron, a bit like middle East peace protest, Palestinian agreement, brexit plan and Manchester United are not cunts.

    • Man United are the only big club not to kowtow to the PC Feminazi mob and who still refuse to have a wimmins team… Unlike Chelski, Manchester Shitty, Liverpool, and Ver Harsenal….

  6. Go ahead and crow ya pair of invred english fuckers !!!!!!
    Exception taken where the rugby is mentioned
    Lets see the 6 nations and then you can brag
    Oh and i apologise for the english fuckers bit
    What i meant to say was “ENGLISH CUNTS” !!!!!!!

    • TBH CC …Scotland played really well, some excellent attacking play, I just would have liked to see 15 players aside, mind you it was a diabolical challenge!! So Australia got what they deserved…. sweet FA..
      best wishes
      English Cunt 😂

    • A bit racist there,C.C….I’m really rather miffed. My stiff-upper lip is unstiffening…now it’s quivering…now I’m bawling like a hysterical schoolgirl…you utter ruffian.

  7. *Welsh sheep shaggers
    Irish tattie munchers ( the famine is over )
    French uber cunts
    SEE equal dislike of everyone!!!!

    • There is an Irish restaurant local to me that believes it can dispel the jokes that surround Irish cuisine, as it aims for its first Michelin star.

      Apparently the chefs’ signature dish is spud a l’orange….

    • Don’t forget them cheapskate Swiss bastards, using Toblerones as a substitute for anal beads, not to mention what the pervy cunts do with their cuckoo clocks when the clock strikes 12.
      Poor tarts fucking machines.

  8. Women’s football and all women sports commentators are rubbish.

    In fact I would go as far as to say most sports commentators these days (men or women) are rubbish. Gone from our screens are the likes of Richie Benaud, Bill McLaren, David Coleman, David Vine, Ron Pickering, Harry Carpenter, Brian Moore, Peter O’Sullevan, Steve Rider, Peter Alliss, Reg Gutteridge, Tony Gubba, Murray Walker, Brendon Foster, Henry Longhurst. There are still a few decent commentators around however in my opinions we are left with are pale uncharasmatic imitations who add little or nothing to the proceedings.

    Particularly irritation is the number of football commentator getting over excited about the scoring of a very average goal. Cunts.

    • 100% agree WS
      Gutteridge doing all the great 80,s super fights was special, Carpenter too, I remember when Bruno clipped Tyson and Carpenter screamed “ Get in there frank!”
      Willing the big man on! magic memories……

      • Another harry Carpenter magic moment…
        Bruno had just sparked Gerry Coetzee to secure a shot at Tim witherspoon for the heavyweight title…
        A clearly excited carpenter tells Bruno that witherspoon has agreed the fight HC “ Frank we’ve just had word from America Witherspoon has agreed to fight you next !, it’s looks like your dream has finally become a reality “ FB “ yes Harry it looks like my reality has come true”………

  9. It would be more interesting if there were a few more shaven-headed bull dykes doing a Chopper Harris and clattering into the girly femmes.
    As for women commentators, I can’t stand the screeching cunts. And women shouldn’t be officiating at men’s games either. Referees assistants? No, they’re linesmen.

  10. Am beginning to think some people posting on this site might be a little bit sexist. Thankfully that sort of hate-speak will soon be against the law.

    All I know about women’s football is that a mate of mine supports (stalks) a women’s football team somewhere in the sticks – follows the floosies from match to match on a fucking village bicycle! Apart from that the cunt is relatively kosher, I think…

    Also knew a rough tough creampuff who played women’s professional rugby…Ended up damaging her knees, silly bint.

  11. Commentating on snooker for hours on end must be a cunt, and it was a bit of a laugh yesterday when they referred to Shaun Murphy as an “elite athlete”. He’s about 5’8 and bordering on 17 stone.

  12. However hard the media and suchlike try to big up wimmins footy etc the fact is it will always be played at a slower and less physical pace which =💤💤💤💤

    • When as a young person I could never understand the fascination with men’s wrestling on Dickie Davies’s World of sport.

      Hairy, sweaty guys grappling with each other.

      Don’t remember seeing any women’s wrestling being shown though? Might have made it worth watching.

      Bit sexist.

      • I had a nice but extremely dim witted school friend who actually thought the wrestling was real?? When I explained it wasn’t he looked like a 5 year old finding out Santa didn’t really exist! We were only about 13 at the time!…… 😂

      • Even though the wrestling on World of Sport was a bit naff, there was something unmissable about it. Mick McManus, Jackie Pallow.

      • My mate ( sadly now dead) was a wrestler back in those days. I can’t remember his stage name….Johnny something I think. He said that although it was all staged,now and again , when there was bad blood between two blokes, it was the real thing.
        The promoter would say “ you’re gonna win tonight….and you’re gonna win” and somebody would say “no he fucking ain’t.”
        I remember he said McManus was the nicest bloke you could hope to meet while Pallow and Street were a pair of cunts. Just thought I would mention it in passing.

      • Loved world of sport when I was a lad, especially the wrestling on Saturday afternoon. You couldn’t beat it! Most sport on TV these days (apart from being SHIT) is now sold to the highest bidder, leaving some obscure shitty triathlon up for grabs. CUNTS!

      • CnR …. sort yourself out … that’ll be .. Jackie ‘TV’ Pallow .. if you don’t mind.

      • FFS!! How old is that cunt??
        At least my mate didn’t sob like a fucking baby who had his candy nicked!! And my mate was about 13 not mid 20,s!!!
        Cuuuuuuuuuunt………..😡

      • Fun wrestling facts for those who may be interested…..

        Adrian Street went on to great success in the US with his whole routine. A classic case of often imitated but never bettered.

        Mark Rocco went on to achieve some solid success in Japan as Black Tiger, the nemesis of Tiger Mask I who apparently wrestled on World of Sport as Sammy Lee.

        Two other young chaps in the mid to late 70s by the names of Tom Billington and ‘Young David’ went on to much greater success as the Dynamite Kid and the British Bulldog respectively.

        Dave Finlay did well in the 90s and 00s in WCW and WWE of all places.

        Giant Haystacks showed up in WCW of all places in the mid 90s…. sort of a last hurrah for him by that point though.

        One British wrestler who probably isn’t remembered so much but also did very well in Canada, the US and Japan was Billy Robinson, an excellent technical wrestler but also notorious for being a real cunt who had a habit of taking liberties with his opponents in the ring….

    • Is this a euphemism for some foul act that you like to commit while “entertaining” company,CnR?

      • It’s hard not to reach that conclusion. You can’t help questioning the motives (subconscious of course) of the cunts above who remember the wrestlers of old in so much detail, even their names ffs! Especially the cunts who protesteth too much…

        As an impressionable red blooded heterosexual male I always made a big show of switching channels whenever these vulgar poofters were showing out.

  14. 90% of women footballers are lesbians,the other 10% are probably just “curious”. They should straighten themselves out. Go get a perm,take some make-up lessons,learn to cook and clean and watch a few videos on how to please a man.

    I know that a lot of lesbians like to make out that they’re happy as they are,but I don’t believe it.The same goes for the male gays,desperate to convince themselves that they are happy being deviants.I’d like to see special camps set up to help cure them of their Gayness,or perhaps the drug companies could invent something that they could take alongside their STD treatments.
    I like a bit of lesbian porn,so perhaps some of the better looking lezzas could make some films before they get old and butch,as all lezzas invariably do when they turn 30. No fat ones of any age mind…I don’t like to see porky lezzas. The male gays wouldn’t have the option,it’d be straight off to the straightening-out camps for them.
    I couldn’t give a fuck about football,be it men’s,women’s or anything inbetween’s.
    Fuck them.

    • Kravdarth, hopefully you will be allowed visitors!

      Do agree however that football nowadays is just not worth watching.

      Players have far too much control, ridiculous amounts of money injected by owners with huge egos in this now non contact sport has in my opinion completely ruined the “beautiful game” at the top level.

      Detest Rupert Murdoch and refuse to purchase Skye or anything else voluntarily that contributes to the games revenue.

      Fuck em all.

    • Like some of those “female” tennis players, DF. Sometimes it’s like watching Mixed Singles.

  15. Dick, I usually agree with you 100 percent but I take exception to your berating of lesbians. I must reveal that I’m a lesbian in a man’s body. What should be done is we form a team of pseudo transvestites, join a women’s league, and give them all a good licking.

    • You’re right S.F. As usual my keeness to help others has blinded me to the big picture….after all,aren’t we all just lesbians caught in male bodies? My apologies and if your noble quest throws up a few juicy snatch shots,you won’t forget your old mate,Dick Fiddler,will you?

      • Funny this subject should arise here, cos I’ve been agonising over whether it’s worth coming out to the wife that I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body for some time now.

        Just not sure how she’d feel about ramming a huge cucumber up my arse during foreplay.

  16. I’m sick and fucking tired of women saying they should get equal pay in sport!!
    Does a man boxing on a small hall boxing event watched by 150 people get the same pay as floyd mayweather? I fuckin doubt it!! He’s doing the same thing but unfortunately he’s nowhere near as good, he’s certainly not PPV and he’s not going to fill a phone box let alone Caesars palace car park in Vegas!! So why do women think that being watched by virtually nobody and only being covered by PC driven TV fuckin nonsense entitle them to a bumper payday?? Seriously? Give them a cut of the gate receipts and all of them would have to share a taxi home! ….. i for one am not interested in paying top dollar for a 4 th rate sports event !
    Dont get me wrong women’s tennis is infinitely more interesting at Wimbledon than the serve and volley which still which dominates many men’s matches, You actually see some quality tennis and the public love it, but football , cricket and most everything else is a barrel of condensed shite!!
    It’s not equality! It’s bull shit…..

    • Women tennis players should be paid according to how young they are and how hard the boners of the watching men get.

    • Remember many years ago a sportswoman (I think golf) was whingeing why women were not allowed to enter the men’s tournaments.

      The interviewee said that’s probably fine so long as the men can enter all of the women’s tournaments.

      Strangely things went a bit quiet in the interview after that.

  17. Off subject but why the fuck is that cunt Noel Gallagher a ‘Studio Guest’ on Sky for the Manchester derby? Can’t they find a proper pundit. What a pile of cunt.

    • Noel is the go-to Celebrity Man Ciddy Cunt for those nu-footie Sky wankwombles… There are a good few ex-Blues from that 60s/70s side (Summerbee, Bell, that diving cunt, Lee Won Pen etc) to choose from… But they go for that Britpop twat and they believe his ‘I was one of City’s firm’ bullshit.. He should stick to doing shite Macca impressions, the Bertie Blue cunt…

      • Just reading about the Shinawatra era of Man City today, not playing in purple away kit because of bad luck, crystals buried under the pitch for good luck…warning of cunts who want a club as a status symbol.

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