Will Ferrell

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Will Ferrell is a cunt…

About as funny as gangrene for a start, but trust those BBC cunts to have a clueless cuntfuck like this Yank/Plank/Wank knobhead on their football predictions shite with that squeaking poove Lawrenson…. Totally shite pundits are one thing (Phil Nev, Sinclair, Keown, that daft Scouse bitch on ‘Final Score) is one thing… But a Hollywood knobknocker who wouldn’t know the difference between Accrington Stanley and Juventus? What a cunt and what a load of cunt…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41973340

Nominated by Norman.

33 thoughts on “Will Ferrell”

  1. The fucking idiot had Newcastle down for a 10-0 win against Manchester United at Old Trafford. Says it all the thick brainless Yank cunt.

    • That Ferrell cunt probably calls Spurs ‘Totten-HAM’, the Mackems ‘Sunder-LAND’, and the Foxes ‘Lie-cester-shire’… It’s no coincidence that Yank rhymes with both Plank and Wank…

      • Yank also rhymes with libtard big mouthed numbskull cock smoking hollywood shit weasel. Honestly it does. Slightly off topic but al bbc harboured paedos, hollywood harbours paedos. Two arms of the same beast

  2. Talentless yank cunt in a dodgy hairpiece. Enough said. Adding an extra line to dodge the fucking spam filter.

  3. Great nom and amazing how this pubic-headed cunt escaped his premier cunting for so long on this site.

    Various cunts in my life have railroaded me into films and cinema nights with features starring this cancerously unfunny shitfucker, a one-trick pony firmly established in that Godawful vein of Saturday Night Live/teen comedy schtick like seemingly hundreds of others amongst the real elite of cunt comedy.

    Clearly an individual who is probably infinitely funnier in his own head than the dreadful reality, he seems as per nomination a BBC solid favourite, with Graham Norton especially all but cock-in-hand everytime this oversized helmet opens his shit-filled mouth to do a shouty-stary ‘ironic’ bit.

    Every morning when I scan the obituaries section over breakfast, this utter, utter shogun of cuntitude is amongst the first names I fervently hope to see stare back at me. Alas, I remain bitterly disappointed after many years.

  4. This cunt has single handedly managed to ruin more films than any other actor in living memory!! The amazing thing is some retarded fuckwits find this tiresome cunt funny!!
    As you can gather I’m not a fan..
    excellent cunting……….

  5. Why does the BBC think that a multi Oscar winner comedic thespian can predict football results. You may as well put Harry Kane in for fucking Mastermind.

  6. When i hear that some American actor supports a premier team i know that they are somehow pally with the owners.
    Freeloading cunts that somehow are thought of as more knowledgeable than the lifelong fan.
    Its like if a slebs says that they like fish for example, they are hailed as one of the worlds leading experts in the assault on fish.
    And gullible cunts listen.

    I’ve googled Will Ferrell and sadly he isn’t Scottish so American cunt it is then.

  7. Maybe we are being a touch harsh. He was in The Other Guys, and his wife in the movie was Eva Mendes and she has unbelievable tits.

    • Yeah, brilliant filum and there was that one were Susan Sarandon was his divorcee mum and her new beau and his son moved in with them.

    • Eva Mendez
      I was saw a report on ‘what good looking slebs aren’t really good looking’ and Eva Mendez was on the list.
      ‘Wtf?’ Was my thought bit since then I’ve really looked at her and she’s actually quite mingin’ with dodgy teeth.
      But then, i used to wank over Judy Finnegan in my youth, so who am i to knock knockers?

      • Eva Mendez?
        Looks a bit like a horse to me but fucking hell Birdman… Judy Finnegan? You sick deviant. Well done I say.
        Going back in time as well, Janet Ellis in her Blue Peter days for me please.
        See, you’re not the only weird one.

      • When I was a laddie I always had a thing for Una Stubbs in Till Death Us Do Part (and even in Worzel Gummidge)…

        Oh, and Sally James off Tiswas… Lovely…

      • Sally James, Norman? Nice…I like your style.
        While we’re on the subject of kids TV presenters of old, how about Maggie Philbin and Anthea Turner?

      • I loved Sally James, Ian… I was gutted when Tiswas went off the air and it was replaced by Number 73… From Sally James to that hideous rugmuncher, Toksvig…

        Another favourite of mine was Granada announcer, Sue Robbie… She looked and sounded saucy as fuck…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GYWVc3uQ50

  8. I can’t decide whether this cunt really is that fucking stupid or just laying it on. Cunts like him get right up my kyber pass thinking they have to try and be ‘funny’ every time they open their big moronic pie holes. Much in the same way a Muckintyre and gap toothed mega bell end Tarbuck (still living on stories about kenny lynch and brucie). And do the yanks still have the fucking Lone Ranger theme playing when any cunt runs down the wing in one of their ‘soccre’ matches. Imagine living in a country with not one decent sport to their names. Cunts.

  9. Well spotted, Norm.

    I play along with the prediction game vs. that cunt Lawro. I use a slightly different scoring method, but it’s the same for me, Mrs. Yank and cunt Lawro. In all the years I’ve played, I’ve beaten the Scouse cunt every season apart from last season. Mrs. Yank beat me last season too. Not sure what happened there. But he’s supposed to be the expert. My arse! Plus he hates Spurs so that makes him a double cunt.

    As for Ferrell, he’s so one dimensional. I’ve liked him in a few flicks, but he plays the same character in practically everything he does. For someone who’s in a creative field where innovation and versatility are supposed to be a part of the landscape, he’s severely lacking. A fine example of limited talent, blind luck and a thick-as-pig-shit consumer making him wealthy and famous. He’s where he should be – Hollywood.

    As for him playing along with Lawro, think about it. The slebs and wannabes who turn up on his prediction game says more about Lawro than it does about the slebs/wannabes. No one with any moral fibre or self respect would want to engage with that Scouse shitbag. After Hansen fucked off, Lawro’s cuntitude got served up without distraction making it even more obvious what a massive bastard pile of devil’s poo he really is. Vile creature should be cast out.

  10. I can’t believe that there are so many of my fellow cunters describing Will Ferrell as a talentless cunt. He is an absolute, talentless cunt. Please get your facts right.

  11. Does new phone e mean new avatar?
    I finally murdered my old phone and my new one ain’t arrived so this is a dummy run in the assembly I need to be moderated.

  12. Most American women have extremely wide mouths from ear to ear. I fucked one from deleware . She thought that we all went round in handsome cabs and either spoke with Dick Van Dyke accents or like Rex Harrison. The thing about yanks is they think the USA is the centre of the universe and everywhere else is insignificant.

    • “She thought that we all went round in handsome cabs”

      I haven’t got a clue what shes talking about ***quietly steps into Hansom cab “ello, Guvnor! Smashing day for a horse and buggy ride, keep the pace steady my boy and a tip is your reward”

  13. Not big on will ferrel but I admit Anchorman was alright his ron burgundy character was good although speaking of unfunny cunts I always hated Jimmy Kimmel especially his latenite talkshow shite. Kimmel has never been funny. All of his most popular segments are just using kids or people on the street for comedy, which is the easiest fucking tactic on the planet. Without doubt he is the least talented of all these shitty late nite talk shows actually I take that back James Corden is just as bad if not worse

  14. Someone tell these U.S. twats that baseball is just rounders, which is usually played by school girls in the U.K.

    And NFL is just a came of catch whilst wearing crash helmets.

    But don’t tell them wrestling isn’t real, they couldn’t deal with that…

    • I tell ’em JR, but they just don’t listen. You see, everything in America is bigger and better than anything else and anything American is just ‘awesome’ in every way. Yeah, they really do seem to believe that. It’s sad, but it does provide me with endless opportunities for sarcasm. Something else they don’t seem to get. Ha!

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