Sometimes art isn’t subjective, or even art. If thistles is what people are listening to and enjoying, we’re fucked. How anyone can pen some of these lyrics and not immediately suicide is beyond me – examples:
Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three, quick maths
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I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin’ that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
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Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on), you didn’t hear me, did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that), or spray
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)
Fuck me is this actually happening? Are those lyrics? Am I awake?
Listen to this “song”, and I challenge you to not think that whoever made this isn’t an utter cunt.
Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags
Its effnik innit!
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Would seem only fair to mention that he is in fact playing a character, simply parodying and taking the piss out of the urban yoof music of today.
You can see where it all began and get a much better context here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WTsHsa4bQQ
Around 10:30 is where the part that took off to fame came from. I have to give credit where it’s due, and say he is actually quite good at what he does.
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TBH
This kind of utter shite doesn’t need parodying , it’s already fuckin funny enough as it is…..
Anybody stupid enough to buy this crap should go visit their doctor ( and I’m not talking about DRE either) ……..
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Agreed Quisling. To parody this garbage is to admit that ones lobotomy was justified.
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The lyrics of someone with an IQ of no more than 50. I could shat out a better effort than this.
Big Shaq? More like Big Shat.
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50?? PM
You could get their IQ with the roll of a dice….. 😂
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To be honest, I’m highly suspicious of all Music of Black Origin. I don’t think that it’s healthy for them. It acts like the call of the wild and awakens buried memories of war-drums and swinging through the trees on vines to attack another tribe or,more importantly, the White Man. It’s the bongo-beat that enflames the jungle-bunny psyche. Although they may have had the benefit of white man civilisation for generations,the lure of the Cannibal lifestyle still resides in them,and the rhythmic drumming gets their dander up in the same way as a lion will sometimes turn on it’s trainer at the circus,so the black man will turn on his Saviour,the white man,if reminded that once he was a proud animal roaming free through the jungles of Africa.
I’ve nothing against the more domesticated black man’s music,indeed there’s nothing I enjoy more than a verse of Ol Man River or one of the old cotton-picking songs,but a lot of the modern black music heats their blood and they go into a frenzied state where no white man is safe from mugging,or white woman safe from being Mandingoed. They should be allowed to make their own music,but that nice, hip, Coon musician,Will Smith, should vet it all prior to release.
Fuck them.
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How does Nick Clegg get a knighthood? What has he ever done?
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50 years of being a cunt?
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Correct answer CC 👍👍👍
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‘Nicholas William Peter Clegg I hereby Knight you Sir Nicholas Clegg of Cuntshire for 50 unbroken years of absolute Cuntitude’……..
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Awarded for services to cuntishness? A sort of lifetime achievement type thing.
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Cunts get knighthoods by definition. It’s the mark of being a CUNT. Next stop, House of Cunts. So fucking transparent.
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The house of WAX is full of liberals, it’s amazing as nobody ever votes for the Cunts but they have a massive representation there?? That’s why so much bollocks comes out of the place, when Clegg eventually gets there he will fit in very nicely!!…… CUNT!!!!!
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Cleggy? A knighthood? It can’t be true. A loser and a piece of traitorous shit.
Total cunt.
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The brown paper bags arouse too much suspicion.
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Nick Clegg getting a knighthood wouldn’t surprise me one bit. Honours and awards are handed out to these cunts far too easily. An old dated system of giving out honours that should either be changed or confined to the bottom of the English channel. Let us not forget that it was Clegg that said we needed another Brexit vote as the Leave voters were dying off, similar to something that big eared cunt Lineker had said on HIGNFY
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I discovered that this was a parody about 2 hours after I posted it lol.
However it’s indistinguishable from what it parodies.
Look up George the Poet or something like that. We’re fucked, that’s it!
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Oh AND my browser (chrome) said I had posted it twice when I hadn’t and the the post disappeared.so I thought it had gone when I went to amend it. Anyone else had that?
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Big Shat? Already had one of those in true Boxing Day fashion.
Now awaiting the sequel…
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A knighthood for Clegg?
What for?
A lifetime acheivment award for services to “being a nonentity”
Outstanding excellence in the field of abject failure?
Why not just call it Order of the Massive Cunt….
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Odious cunt, like a turd that wont flush and rewarded for leading the Limp Dumbs into further political obscurity. Since this cunt hates this country and its history so much you would think having any connection with a title and honours regarding the British Empire would see him ostracised by the faux chin stroking ‘intellectuals’ of Notting Hill.
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We can only pray that Liz the Kraut slips with the sword and “accidentally” sticks it through the cunt’s throat.
Seven or eight times should do it…
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At least 7 or 8 times given Cleggs brassneck.
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I suppose to be fair to Clegg you have to admire his dedication to adject failure and his complete lack of self awareness of just how much of a cunt he is.
Perhaps Alistair Campbell will get one next year?
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Robert Mugabe is more deserving of a Knighthood than Nick Clegg! The cunt!
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Knighthood well deserved. As was Jimmy Savile’s. These baubles only exist to prop up the royal parasites and the establishment. Us plebs should be grateful.
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This lad has to be taking the piss with that ‘song’… Well, maybe not though…. After all, cartoon ‘I Da Man’ coons like Jay Zed and Snopp Dog Turd actually do things like this as (what they see as) serious work…. Amazing how music critic cunts and little snow flakey-wakey twats adore these sambos with tourettes… They go on about how advanced and sensitive they are, and how they despise ‘hate speech/crime’… Yet they revere and arselick these cunts who continuously use the word ‘nigger’, can’t even get past referring to women as ‘bitches’, and who have criminal (usually violence or drugs) records as long as your arm…
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Yes most have criminal records that could be defined as LPs.
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Let’s face it folks, 300 quid a day for turning up at the house of cunts is the only income that unemployable cunt’s ever gonna get? Some cunt’s obviously decided to give the cunt the sympathy vote. What a cunt!
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And under £10,000.00 a year, so tax free to boot!
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FUCK – it’s £100,000.00 – remind me not to get Diane Flabbott to do my figures… What a silly bunt!
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You’re lucky you got in there in time, I was just lurking ready to ask if you were Diane in disguise. 🙂 .
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Its the Governments response to unsuccessful prosecutions. Started with Doreen Lawrence and will probably end with a sackload of innocents from the Grenfell grotto mincing around with lifetime peerages. All liebour of course. Not forgetting Saint Joe Cox’s fiddling hubby Brendan – he should be due a peerage in the NY honours list. Again, Liebour of course. Cunts.
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