Emergency cunting request!
Beverley Turner LBC accused Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Kent a racist because of a pair of poxy earrings. Apparently, they are “colonial” and demeaning to “da black and effnik community”. She had a procession of effnicks calling up saying it was racist. Worse still, white callers jumping on the bandwagon.
Then she openly criticised Christians by saying that anyone who follows God is mad. Imagine if I had called in to say I don’t like peacefuls???????????
Go fuck yourself, you leftard cunt.
Nominated by kravdarth
Obviously a cunt, although I’ve never heard of her. Another cunt exposed.
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And a puffy gaping wound of a cunt to boot!
With steel capped Doc Martens, ideally.
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I’ve heard this posh bitch a few times and she can fuck off. Always going on about “women’s issues” and like most LBC cunts a fucking remoaner.
According to Wiki she has brats called Croyde, Kiki and Trixie. That tells you all you need to know.
While we are talking about LBC there’s a bloke on there called James O’Brien who I may have mentioned once or twice before.
He is a FUCKING CUNT and I hope he spends Xmas in hospital with severe fucking food poisoning from his halal fucking turkey. Cunt.
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James O’Brian? Anyone heard of the cunt?
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Much obliged to you for clearing that up Captain – if only we all had access to those secret documents!
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I hadn’t heard of this cunt but am happy to agree that she clearly is one. With regard to Womens Issues I’m still waiting for someone to explain what these are. Except in certain health matters they don’t differ vastly from mens,and men have specific illnesses themselves. As to the harassment type stuff, if you act like you expect to be respected,you will be 95% of the time and that’s as good as it will ever get. I actually feel like I’m turning misogynist myself because I’m getting so fucked off with listening to some womens whiny shite.
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I had to take Mrs Frenulum to A & E recently with women’s trouble. Broken jaw.
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Funny as fuck Freddie The Frog, James O’brien should be Cunt of the year. I bet if his Christmas Tree falls over he’ll find a way to blame it on Brexit.
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So anyone who follows the ‘religion of peace’ with Mohammed who takes child brides and flies around on his magic carpet spreading the message of peace and tolerance is sane? Or Hindus with over 300 million Gods including elephants and monkeys, love to see this cunt crap all over Ramadamadingdong or Diwali and see the peaceful response.
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Diwali make some excellent power tools though.
Oh no, thats DeWalt. Sorry.
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Lib Liq, how dare you insult Mohammit the Lord? It wasn’t a flying carpet, you ignorant, simple-minded, gullible heathen! It was a flying, white horse,for your information, on which he flew up to chop the moon in half.
Flying carpet! Psh! You’re a racist against horses and repressed rugs the World over.
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Noted Capt M I will suitably have myself stoned near death in the nearest Madrass.
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Seeing as the three big monotheistic religions, Christianity, Judaism and Islam have all the same origin, it is the same fairy tale rebranded for a particular market, or tribe. So, to slag one off is to slag them all off. The moral code of each reflects the morals held by the followers, and the era in which they were made up, or adapted. Bonkers, the lot of it. As I’ve said before, if you need the threat of eternal damnation, or the promise of an afterlife paradise to stop you being a cunt, then you are a cunt anyway.
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Is this on top of Princess Michael of Kent wearing a “racist” brooch? I’m rather surprised to hear of The Duchess of Kent doing anything controversial. Perhaps the minor Royals are bringing out their own line in racist jewellery?
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As far as Google can tell, it is indeed Princess Michael, immigrant wife of Berezovsky associate Prince Michael, and a brooch, not earrings. The brooch is fucking hideous and good taste alone would be sufficient to condemn it had it featured a penguin or a gorilla rather than a stylised immune-to-sunburn person.
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Croyde, Kiki and Trixie?! My cats have better names than that… This woman is a premium grade A 100% pure undiluted cunt….
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This is a harsh cunting, she’s only a woman ffs
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As always, one has to compare cuntitude score against shaggability factor, and I think shaggability just shaves it, albeit in a non-sexist way.
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Yes, the same formula I use for crazy chicks. the more shaggable the crazier they can be. There’s a fine line between life and death with this one tho.
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Thanks, Cunters!
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Good nom Krav. I saw this article and blew the piss out of me. the world is seriously fucked up mate!
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Seems to me that these weak links in the evolutionary chain, take it upon themselves to complain on behalf of “they people”. Y’know, those people who are never named, never seem and never heard.
Well, a lot of “they people” have complained loudly enough ( me too, I didn’t hear them) to this little softy snowflake who has taken it upon herself to carry a coon banner in an evangelical crusade against nasty white people.
The focus in question, was Princess Michael of Kent who wore a broach that bears an uncanny resemblance to the Robertson ‘s Golly.The Princess is now the target of the New Nazi’s and has been driven in desperation to discard said offending jewel.
This prime snowdriven retarded moron needs to grow up, or at least develop a skin cancer. I am absolutely sick to the balls with “Young Turks” establishing themselves as the Nations moral compass, when they lack the wit, the insight and the knowledge to make even the choice between a shite and a piss without specific guidance.
And as of our regal Royal, continue to wear the offending jewel pet! If it rags the likes of these useless fuckers, and the waves of “Noo Brish” then I am all in favour, and why not join this esteemed site? I’m sure you would get a very warm welcome, and a right royal shagging from our very own Dick Fiddler.
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I’d like to cunt toffee manufacturers for failing to put health warnings on their containers.
Who knew that eating a tub of toffee would give me pain like I’ve never felt before.
Merry Christmas cunts, one and all. Baaaaaaaaaaah
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I remember only once, in a shop in Dunfermline getting a tin of black treacle toffee. Jeez that was good. I have never tasted that kind of toffee before, and can I fuck remember who made it! It would be about 1966 or thereabouts. ( silver tin like a pencil case, purple thistle emblem, black molass type treacle toffee…….fuckin magic )
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Could be Gardiner’s. Scottish firm,I think. Their toffees were the best I’ve ever had.
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I’ve just looked and their tins do have a purple thistle. Still get them,apparently. Have a look on Amazon.
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That sounds like Callard & Bowser treacle toffee – remember it well from the 1960s, possibly into the ’70s – fanfuckingtastic…
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Wtf????????????????????
Did I offend, again????????????
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Thanks birdman, was just about to type up something similar.
I don’t contribute much myself but enjoy this site for the good humour between cunters.
let’s try and keep it like that.
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She isn’t a leftie. Votes conservative. So bit of credit.
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The Conservatives are left of where they should be.
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Sure are, the UK no longer has a true conservative political party anymore.
The current bunch of cunts in blue are no different to New Labour, for some reason the left keeps on referring to them and bashing them as Tories, as in the Tories are messing the country up, but in fact what we have is a bunch of centre left cunts.
I cannot see any true ‘conservative’ policies from them at all. Huge government remains well renumerated at our expense, endless rules and regulations, an intrusive and massive welfare state, uncontrolled immigration, relentless budget deficit, high taxes and completely fucking clueless economically.
Well, eerrrrmmmm that is the usual criticism of Labour governments isn’t it?
Tories? fucking Tories? Don’t make me fucking laugh, stick a red rossette on the cunts (JRB excluded) and no-one will notice the fucking difference.
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Fuck, should read ‘JRM’. What a cunt I am.
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LBC is a bag of leftard shite now, apart from Farage and Ian Collins is passable the rest are the usual left leaning media luvvies,that cunt Nick Abbots whole act is saying how shit the internet and Trump are,the cunt!!!
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Nick Ferrari is good.
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Yeah forgot about Nick,hes ok,hes gotta be careful of the Ofcom cunts breathing down his anus
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What about that woman they sacked, Katie thingy… She was good! A cunt, but a GOOD cunt! And I’d have given her one… Hopkins! That’s it, Hopkins! Call me a cunt but I’d hop in her knickers…
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“Gareth Southgate had John Barnes address the England squad over racism fears at the world cup ”
I wonder how Southgates phone call to him went
” here John, you’re a coon, could you help our snowflake coons on how to deal with a bit of name calling? ”
These cunts work out in the gym everyday, get made millionaires, get all the wummin, cock and coke they want, get given flash cars willy nilly, are adored by doss cunts who buy their tat, can retire at 31,yet,yet, can’t handle some banter…….. Cunts….
“its a fucked up old game”
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PS. I apologise for using “coon”.
It’s not how I talk or think and was only used for “comedy” purposes.
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I know what a coon is and I thought I knew what a cocoon was.
However, Mrs Appropriate has just informed me that a cocoon is NOT a black man with a stammer.
You learn something new everyday.
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I use “Coon” and there’s nobody more careful than me when it comes to using only “acceptable” language. I’d like to think that any Coon or Queer who read my posts would be in no doubt that they were written by a modern,open-minded,tolerant accepting man.
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I went up to see an Old Firm game and was amazed by the amount of clapping during the match.
Then I remembered I was in Scotland and realised it was just everybody trying to find a vein…
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Good luck with that, the floodlights are filled with “black light” bulbs.
(And no that’s not racist snowflake cunts!)
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Luckily ive never ever listened to LBC. my disdain and hate for anything London knows no bounds. From what i read here LBC is no more than a mouthpiece for libtard causes. And also some pillow biter presenter ??
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Nigel Farage’s LBC shows are worth a listen. Trouble is he tends to broadcast from Brussels, so that may not be up your street either…
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The pillow biter could be Steve Allen,hes as camp as Christmas
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Won’t be on much today… if at all but I will be on tomorrow tho, doing the big family supper today that way everyone can do what ever the fuck they like on christmas day and I can just relax
Merry Christmas and Sappy Xmas to all you atheist cunts out there too
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Always good to see a cunt exposed, after all every cunt needs to be exposed for what they are, right?
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Fairly recently whilst commuting late on I think a Friday night I indulged in a spot of masochism and kept tuned in to her. I think she may have come on after the Great Man but could be wrong.
I’ve no idea if she’s got a pedigree or is well known in certain circles but to say the whole premise of the show was weak is an understatement.
I can’t even remember what the subject was but I started to think I was listening to a recording of one of her North London self congratulatory dinner parties where every cunt looked the same, spoke the same, smelt the same, all had kids called Moon Base Alpha or Mars or some other shit that will mark their sprogs out for a proper twatting when they get to secondary school and who all agreed that anyone not like them was an issue that needed tackling.
I wonder how long these types would last before going into a complete meltdown if you sat ’em in a room and in A Clock Work Orange fashion bombarded them with posts from this site?
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I’d guess it was 100% intentional, and the apology insincere. Princess Michael’s dad was an SS Sturmbannfuehrer (FACT). And she probably thinks that even winnets on the royal arse like wives-to-be of spare heirs ought to be Aryan….or at worst, Hungarian.
Which is fine by me.
Pretty tasteless brooch though. Definitely chavvy, clunky design, and didn’t match her outfit.
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