Tom Bradby

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Slightly off piste but relevant all the same. I am struggling to understand why that smug, arrogant; fucking willy warmer Tom Bradby of ITV news fame has not yet been royally cunted.

This cunt has a centre left opinion on e everything and he thinks he is some fucking funny wise guy.

Why the cunt can’t just deliver the news without putting his own cheesy slant on proceedings is beyond me.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

66 thoughts on “Tom Bradby”

  1. Don’t watch ITV, but if he’s anything like Dan Wanker on ABBC Breakfast then he truly is a cunt.

    • Agreed. Dan Walker is a monumental bastard who deserves to be smothered to death with his own fucking laundry.

      Worst of all is his fucking dreadful habit of explaining every joke, one-liner or barb uttered/thrown at him by either his breakfast co-host or his MotD co-pundits. Just shut the fuck up you bible-bashing berhemoth of cunt.

      Like Claire ‘horse cunt features’ Balding, he is ubuiquitous on the Al-BBC sports programmes. Fucking gormless cunt.

  2. Never heard of him but he certainly looks like a smug cunt. Wont watch ITV live due to trailers for fucking appalling shite, usually featuring Simon Bowel or wank and feck. (Wank is always on the right apparently although they both look like dwarves on botox to me)

    • I fucked a bird who was a dwarf, proved quite difficult, so I won’t be making a hobbit of it….

  4. Time was, when a news reader read the news. The news, the whole news, and nowt but the fuckin news!
    This wankstain takes the biscuit with his ad lib unscripted shite, and his disdain of all Brexiteers . He is left, anti brit, rainbow world, pro Corbyn and an admirer of Lily Mong
    He is a cunt, and deserves nothing but the best of a cunting on these illustrious pages.

  5. There seems to be so many smug cunts in the media. I can think of so many. Maybe it’s rose tinted glasses but I don’t think it used to be this way.

  6. Emergency cunting request!
    Owen Jones on LBC just now. Pip squeak arse bandit demanding everyone thinks like he does. A certain ginger MP must go on a “journey” and be educated by LGBTQI activists.

    I say: go fuck yourself you virtue signalling cock sucker.And I love cock myself….

    • Owen Jones is a perpetual machine of cuntitude.

      He breaks every law of thermodynamics by turning repeatedly on an adiabatic cycle, exuding pure cuntness with 100% efficiency, 100% of the time.

      A miracle of modern cunt science.

      • With that efficiency maybe BMW should give him a call…..
        I actually cannot watch or listen to him!! Such is his utter cuntish behaviour!! , same with izzard and Russell Brand…….

      • What a fucking wanker. This is what a previous cunting was saying. These shrill, whining minorities who are always victims. Gay, trans, pervert, muslim. They are always the victims.
        Bring back the 1950s just to shut the cunts up.

      • Whinin’ Owen Jones…

        TG I know some really nice Welsh people, and woofters too !

      • What a fucking sap, I hope that’s the end of his press preview days.

        I much prefer the big beautiful eyes of “the fleet street fox” I could look into them for half an hour any night of the week. Sadly caught her the other week sporting a pair of glasses which covered her assets.

    • Here here Kravdarth , l fuckin hate Owen Jones with a passion, opinionated little cunt that looks like the school fag ,don’t you just want to punch his little pug face in? always looks like his mum has dressed him . He has got to be in cunt of the year nominations.

  7. Top pick. Absolutely top pick and like Laura Kuntssberg before him, almost unfathomable how this lightbulb-headed cunt had not been nominated on these hallowed pages until recent weeks.

    As was sagely pointed out in the comment above, newsreaders used to be just that: clipped English, conveying the news without emotion nor ego getting in the way of their work. Professional fuckers who just perfected the art of reading on autocue and keeping themselves proper; whether delivering news of raging towelheads flying planes into buildings or the last two giant pandas in Shanghai zoo finally mating.

    Now though – no doubt fuelled by online media validation, as with everything cancerous in modern society – many newscasters and reporters believe they themselves are almost as important as the content they are paid to fucking read. Complete bastards like Huw Edwards and Bradby give their readings that smug edge, that Partridge-esque smarm and sarcasm that is either deliberately self-effacing or the result of a grossly misplaced lack of awareness – either way being the hallmark of an elite brand of cunt; along with people like the Kuenssbergs, the Robinsons and the Neils who cannot help but put their egos into the fucking mix on reportage.

    Bradby however – the fucking Tefal tribute act – takes this a step further by adding endless barbs and one-liners to his news reports. This unbelievably smug cuntfuck needs to suffer a story-of-Job-tier sequence of gross misfortunes, plagues and pestilence; topped off by marching him to an isolated hill where he is forced to dig the graves of his remaining family members, at gunpoint, naked, during fucking thunderstorms and driving rain.

    Then, perhaps when he fronts his next broadcast, he might just lower the fucking tone of his cringeworthy Partridgisation of the evening news, and merely stick to just telling us about the latest Brexit developments, rather than injecting his own cuntlike opinions into proceedings.

    A plutonium-grade cunt, with more than enough cuntitude to make the shit hang sideways and to boil one’s piss supercritical.

    • Reginald Bosanquet … top man … a couple of pints at lunchtime, News at Ten at night …. gave you a sly wink to the stories that didn’t matter a fuck.
      I’m struggling to find the name of the ‘moustachoed’ Aussie news reader that got finished after a punch up with some other Sky News Cunt … (might even have given Kay Burnley the back of his hand) … seems to have been deleted from history ….
      Proper news readers ….

      • Ah yes, Reggie Bosanquet those were the days when a man could get pissed any time of the day then read the news. Also when you could call a spade a spade if you know what I mean ?
        If a bloke speaks his mind these days and it’s deemed racist or shows the slightest disgust in bum shagging you are treated as a social Pariah, a bit like that Labour MP Jared Omar who spoke his mind before joining the Fucking Labour Party.

    • Following about half a pace behind Bradby has to be the supercunt Peston – I think this snippet from wikilies just about covers him. A prince (or Lord) amongst cunts.
      Peston is from a Jewish family and is the son of Lord Peston, an economist and Labour life peer, and Helen Conroy. As the son of a life baron, he is entitled to the courtesy title “The Honourable”, but does not use it. Peston attended Highgate Wood Secondary School, in Crouch End, North London, graduated from Balliol College, Oxford, and then studied at the Université Libre de Bruxelles.
      Son of a Lord, privately educated, oxford and a Brussels University then worked as a stockbroker before his wife died of absolute fucking boredom when she asked him one night if he fancied a fuck and by the time he got the word out she had impaled herself on a ripe marrow, developed septicaemia and croaked without a reply. Rediscovered himself going from boring suit and short back and sides, now resembling a badly kept privet hedge with the dress sense of Michael Foot. ITN news at ten has now been renamed the Tom and Bob show featuring short bulletins of went on in the world in the last 24 hours. There must be a school of irritating cunts churning out future Tom and Bobs as I write. The smuggest of smug cunts with a late shout for Rohit Kachroo – the ITN “security editor” – makes sense having a sand wog commenting on what happens in the world of terrorism.

  8. i think Tom Bradby went to ETON. where its instilled into every fucker just how fuckin great they are and how they were’ born to lead’. well something went wrong with Tom, he’s ended up reading from a fuckin autocue! probably why he feels the need to give us his pearls of wisdom, a sense of failure.
    as for Owen Jones, boring boring boring. you know precisely what he’s going to say before he says it, and it ain’t good.

  9. Emergency Cunting

    BrightHouse Allegations

    The BrightArse cunts have been a fixture orn the high street for years, have been the subject orf many complaints, campaigns and compo but have arsed orn regardless. Water orf a duck’s arse. How have they got away with charging interest of 100% on an X Box or 67% orn a washing machine weekly over 15 months? Basically triple the cost orf the item as a rough guide. Until now hand in glove with HMG. How will your average boraccic benefits punter buy the finer things in life without cunts like these to rob and harass them? Public service you see.
    As part orf this public service they send the bums round to “uplift” the item if you fall behind by two weekly payments however far you are into the contract. It will then be sold on as “new” to the next punter.

    Indeed punters claim that what they have seen all shiny and new in the showroom has somehow transformed into dented old tat once delivered. BrightArse’s Customer Service response? “Fuck orf cunt. Should have bought the service package”. “But that’s over 500quid!”. “And you still gotta go on shellin’ ahrt for the shit you got. Read the Ts & Cs. Nah do one John!”

    Well HMG has now done one orn BrightArse. Demand for Compo in the sum orf £14.8 million now rammed up their arses. Contact YT in order to claim this one time offer. Do not miss oit. Subject to a minimal commission. Me usual Ts&Cs apply (bugger you can’t do small print orn this site).

    Should point out that despite Yours Truly’s familiarity with the subject, have not dealt with the cunt’s directly. A number orf me tenants in me cottages have furnished them with items orn me recommendation. Allegations are they get a hoise load orf effects with apparently no intention orf paying for ’em.Then do a runner. Tsk Tsk. I get me cottage cleared for free by the bums ready for me next tenants and pocket me deposit and the opportunity to tell the BrightArse neanderthals precisely what I think of ’em. Nice one.

    • I couldn’t give a fuck if the chavvy Cunts have been ripped off by BrightHouse. It’ll not be their money that they’ve been spending,it’ll be benefits that they’ve scrounged. That’s why they don’t care about interest rates,because they’ve never actually had to graft for their money. They spend their child benefit on the latest massive telly or video game because they are too ignorant and lazy to get off their leeching arses and earn the money to pay for things.
      I wouldn’t give the bastards a penny compensation,I’d give it direct to the benefit office,because I’ll bet that 99% of the money came from benefits.

      Fuck them.

      • It is not just chavs who get ripped orf. It is all the very poorest in society. That includes pensioners and single working parents, hospital cleaners and porters, all those trying to stay afloat. Now many orf their clients may well be chavs but lots are not. BrightArse are con merchants orf the highest order and total cunts. Me sister in law, a working teacher, got into trouble a few years ago with their usurious rates until yours truly sorted the cunts out. I have evicted me share orf tenants over the years and am a hard hearted old cunt but BrightArse are beyond the pale. Me nomination stands.

      • Nobody is forced to buy from them.They must be aware of the interest rates before they sign up? If I can’t afford something I don’t enter into a rip-off contract. I do without. As far as I’m aware Brighthouse sell consumer goods,not essential medicines.People should manage on what they can afford.

  10. To continue from the previous page that my signal won’t let me post on, that Russell Brand dobber is also bringing his kid up “gender neutral”.
    He said he and his WIFE would not want to impose a gender on their daughter Mabel, adding “we don’t know the gender. Let the child grow up and be whatever the hell it is”

    That is surely child neglect. So any questions it has, he isn’t going to answer them, its got to find everything out for itself?

    Utter shite

    Why did the cunt name it Mabel and why does he have a “daughter” if it’s supposed to be gender neutral?
    What if it grew up to be a sexual deviant? Would he still be proud as it grew up to be “whatever the hell it is”?

    I hope his experiment backfires and the poor little mite grows up thinking it’s a panda bear.

    See? Do you see who yer hanging around with Noel?
    Do ya?, ya wee cunt.

    PS. “WIFE” i honestly never knew the cunt was married again. That’s a good sign that my bullshite monitor is sorta working again.

      • Just when I thought Russel Brand couldn’t be anymore of a cunt, he then proves me wrong and goes “look at me I’m the biggest cunt ever nobodys a bigger dumber cunt then me”

        This is just attention seeking and hes jumping on the bandwagon of crazy gender fluid in any hope left that it rekindles his dying career in showbiz

    • It just plays further into the “peaceful” hands of our own destruction!

      I would like Russell Brand and Pigeon (Paloma) Faith to pop down the nearest Shariah “peaceful” establishment (Finchley will do just fine) and ask the resident hate-speaker…sorry Imam…their thoughts on gender neutrality.

      O’course they wouldn’t do that because if they got the truth they’d be in a pickle because they can’t call out a “peaceful” for being trans-phobic (or masochistic or homophobic or for just being a murderous set of untrustworthy bastards who truly have no fucking place in Western society) cos that would conflict with their “peaceful” love-in wouldn’t it.

      O’course any average bod dare query: “Is that sane for a fucking infant!?!” – then you’re obviously a thicko bigot, hence why they only opine to that catagory of person to prove their (fucked in the head) point.

      Russell Brand is a media seeking whore who’s jumped on more wagon-trains than Geronimo just to keep his pointless existence in the press.

      He doesn’t give a fuck about gender neutrality it’s just another ploy via virtue signalling to try and garner some work, any work, but because time and again he’s been proved to be a cunt of gargantuan proportions, no cunt wants to work with him ever again!

      So he does this instead. Who cares if his kid grows up about as well adjusted as cold valve radio, he got a whole 2 extra minutes of fame on TwitBook courtesy of fucking up his kid’s mental state for the rest of their lives.

      One thing’s to be sure Russell, when the Shariah death squads have home rule – after capitualtors like you have gifted it to them with your inane cuntitude – you’ll be one of the first cunts to be beheaded!

      Every cloud eh! Cunt!

  11. I’ve just been reading about another 12 Asians who are charged with the normal list….underage sex,rape,drugs etc. When are we going to read about the police-officers and social workers who enabled these crimes to go unpunished for years? No sackings,no loss of pensions just more “lessons will be learned” shite again. Working in the public sector must be fucking great,you can be criminally useless at your job,lazy,unproductive,unaccountable and still keep your job and retire on a protected pension.
    I await the day that the giant Ponzi scheme ,which is National Insurance ,implodes and the feather-bedded civil servants discover that their pensions have gone the same way as so many private sector pensions.

    • Corbyn will see the public pensions alright, soon as McDonnell has requisitioned private property and savings accounts. Should keep the civil servants happy for a few more months while they’re setting up the concentration camps.

      • You can bet it won’t be peacefuls, gays or pikeys. That just leaves you, me and the wealth creators Dick.

      • Oh,they won’t take me,SB. I’m nothing if not a sly old Cunt.I’ll have joined Momentum by then and be safely sending out snatch squads to pick up the “Undesirables”…I’ve already started gathering names….

    • Sadly it will never happen. You can trace many, if not all shitty world decisions back to pensions; illogical and punitive trade deals, letting a million peacefuls in (in the vain hope that some of them actually get a job), to the EU itself.. All one giant pensions scam. None of the cunts involved in any of these ‘noble endeavours’ will do a damn thing to harm their gold plated retirement and as a result will gladly do unspeakable things to the rest of us (the net contributors). There are people alive now and in a very healthy state, who have received more from there pension (after doing a few years on the paper shuffle) than they have actually ever contributed in tax, nic and contributions combined in their entire working lives… I know this to be true, my recently departed nan (ex social worker, hardcore lefty, loved a good spaz and adored the peacefuls ) was one, 32 years in work – 41 years in retirement with more money than god… None came my way. It needs to stop, my grandchildren will be/live in debt to service the promises given to their great great grandmother.. Its fucking insane.

      • My father in law worked for 25 years and two weeks at the GLC before pensioned off at 43. He openly admits that he has received several times his actual pay for working in pension payments since then and is still only 68.

        Multiply that by how many other were pensioned off back then, one starts to see the inevitable pension crisis. Given that anyone working for and paid by the State realistically pays no actual ‘income’ tax as their entire wage comes from tax taken elsewhere, and/or government borrowings,and the ‘income tax’ portion of their wage is effectively just clawing back that already paid tax.

  12. Aren’t news readers meant to at least show impartiality, rather than spout their own political opinions?

  13. Radio 5s Rachel Burdon is definitely an un-cunt. A rarity, I know, but when Cameron won his majority in 2015, she was having multiple orgasms on air, and I don’t think that it was because Nikki Campbell had his knob out.

  14. Tom Bradby is most definitely a cunt,
    I rarely watch ITV news but its nice to catch a bit of Mary Nightingale now and again, every now and then this cunt is on there trying to make the news interesting with his ‘Presentation’. The cunt looks like he’s shit himself in the picture above and is pleased with himself. The cunt.

  15. Did anyone listen to that monumental whinging wankpot bad bitter loser Alastair Campbellend on JHB’s show this morning.
    http://talkradio.co.uk/news/you-people-listen-alastair-campbells-fiery-brexit-row-julia-hartley-brewer-17102420152
    That Prognosticator of doom has gone straight in at numero uno on my ‘Hate List’.
    The cunt cannot fucking accept that us stupid fuckers have pissed all over his bonfire. To hear the animosity in his rant is absolutely fucking heart warming. Suck it up you condescending cunt. All we have to do now is hold our fucking nerve. The cunts are now at Defcon 1 in the panic stakes that they’ve pushed us too far. Cunt face Donald Tuthk is now saying with more than a sense of appeal that we don’t have to carry Brexit through. Two words son, Fuck off. We cannot let this glorious chance we’ve been given to slip through our fingers. Steady as she goes Mavis turn the fucking thumbscrews and if you won’t get out of the fucking way and let someone who will take over. I can smell that sweet scent of victory.

    • Every time I see Campbellend on the box I leave the room. I’d like to remove his hatchet-conk with a chainsaw.

      Mater was a lying old bitch, and she never got better with practice, you could spot one arriving like a two-stroke struggling up a hill, but she was 1/2 Scot, and said that Campbells were shitebags.
      That much is true.

  16. Surprise surprise vaGina Miller has made it to top spot out of 100 of most influential African or of African/Caribbean origin in this country. A shoe in was one comment as she made sure that Brexit was brought before the courts to make sure that everything was hunky dory and voting to Leave the EU in the referendum wasn’t going against the way this shit arsed country was governed. The mouthy ugly bitch should have had a shoe in the cunt. Apparently she has mentioned again she may leave the country, well fuck off then you cunty bitch.

    • If I was her, I would be fucking off somewhere else and getting a new hairdo and change of name. She clearly doesn’t understand how passionate people are about democracy and how angry people get at the thought of one stupid bitch attempting to derail it.

      All it takes is one of them to get some bad news, like a terminal illness from their G.P one day triggering a Derek Bird spree.

  17. Two points

    1: I’ve mentioned this before, but when brain box Paloma/Pigeon Faith (see previous page) was performing at Gibraltar’s music festival last year, she greeted the crowd with “hola España”

    2: thank you to Paul Maskinback for expanding my vocabulary with the phrase “PAWG”.
    Ta, ta very much.
    Something new for these dark nights, and honestly i had never heard of it before. Bbw’s was where i was at. Ta. 🙂

  18. I’ve got the telly on…The18-30 stone holiday. It’s fucking hilarious. Morbidly obese bloaters trying to convince themselves that they are “brave” and “empowered”. Then they have the odd moment of clarity and realise that they are actually just an embarrassment ….Oh fuck me…there’s a 20 stone one who claims that she’s a model…..Brilliant television..they’ve convinced some of the fat bastards to swim in the sea with some genuine pigs and the Cunts still haven’t caught on.
    Fat people are meant to be jolly,these lot don’t seem to be. They probably just need a few cream cakes in their greedy maws.
    Brave my arse…lazy’self-indulgent,greedy deluded fat wankers. Hope a Nip whaler harpoons one of the lard-buckets.

  19. Gina ‘banana gob’ Miller has been named as Britain’s most influential black person after topping a Powerlist. The independent panel rated nominees on ‘their ability to change lives and alter events’. Well she lived up to that part with pissing all over 17 million peoples democratic rights.

  20. In what possible universe does a one-day match between two women’s teams deserve the title “Ashes”?!

    Box-ticking weirdos and fucking cunts…

    Fuck wimmins cricket and fuck the BB Cunting C….

  21. Who won the most influential white person?

    And we are the ones creating divisions, eh?

    Does the gay icon of the year have to take the most cock to win or are there other ways like swallowing sweet corn encrusted helmet?

    In these days of predator witch hunts, will the “Rear Of The Year” still be held or will we see a protest with a crying Carol (stinks of my jizz) Vorderman handing back her previous awards.

    The other day in the paper there was all these slebs tarts crying about the abuse they have endured and two pages later, Alexandra Burke was posing naked on a balcony. Will she be suing that photographer in a few years?
    Will i face prosecution for having the audacity to ask a tart out in 1997?
    How many drunken fucks/attacks am i guilty of and will i be hunted down and flogged?

    Just a few ramblings from a cunter with poor signal

  22. Too many appalling wankers on TV to mention. My current preferred punchbag is that overrated lizard Tony Robinson who has been traipsing over England and making a pigs arse of it.
    He is smarmy ,unfunny, ugly and totally fucking useless at anything except playing the cunt which he did perfectly in Blackadder .
    He must have 8×10 glossies of the entire BBC and commercial TV bosses taking it up the arse from farm animals to get any work at all.
    I’d pay to see him fucked senseless by a shire horse.

  23. Britain’s biggest problem with brexit is the media continual portrayal of how the EU are the ones holding the cards and never us, that we are the ones desperate for “a deal” and those dealing with the exit are always painted as being incompetent.

    Why?, because they are doing a deal to achieve the exit that the media empires did not want so it would matter who was negotiating for GB.

    There seems to be more focus on a deal than the exit itself. I voted to leave in full and take back full control of our laws and borders.

    I no longer want to pay a single penny into the corrupt bank of Brussels that already has a balance of millions of our money. If its “a divorce” as they put it, we want our share of it back.

    We are leaving them, they had a chance in giving Scameron reforms pre-referendum but gave us fuck all thinking we were mugs who wouldn’t vote to leave.

    Now they are trying to hold us to ransom for financial contributions to a club we are no longer a member. When you leave a golf or bowling club, do you continue to pay fees?

    We need to stand up, media included and show them we are leaving and happy to do so. Cut out the “what if” doom & gloom instead of letting an influential black person hog the limelight who doesn’t even speak for the majority who voted to leave, we are leaving so ignore the cunt the media have chosen to parade around to piss us off.

  24. yeh i’ve had enough of celebs traipsing all the over the world having a fuckin great time and being paid to do it! who the fuck cares what they think about anything? Robson Green , Martin Clunes, that woman from abfab whose name escapes me , Clare Balding, they’re all at it. fuck off out of it.

    • The latest was the best. Ganges with — Sue Perkins. I might have watched but cant stand this unfunny cunt. Have also not watched a number of historical programmes because that sugar plum fairy lookalike Lucy Worsley ( I think that’s her name. Insufferable cunt who ‘dresses up’ for some unfathomable reason.)

      • Some cunt in the production crew should have chucked her in the river and let her sample the sewerage.

        Nobody pulled off the globetrotting like Judith Chalmers of Wish you were here.

        Although all that sunbathing was free it looks like its cost her dearly in the long run.

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