Paloma Faith

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I did catch the news yesterday re the frog-faced, warbling, cockney arsehole bringing her child up gender neutral.

I suspect this all started as a fashion statement amongst the Notting Hill chattering classes and has now been fully endorsed by our beloved politicos who learned of the concept whilst participating at their dinner parties.

Paloma Faith certainly has questionable talent; she hasn’t had much publicity in recent weeks and therefore is running low on celebrity oxygen. Enduring her singing is akin to castration with a cheese grater. I second a merciless and sustained cunting for her.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

Sat next to her once in an Islington reataurant. Loud mouth opinionated slapper.

Nominated by Kravdarth

81 thoughts on “Paloma Faith”

  1. If it was a talent show that looked for being unable to sing, dressing like you’d gone to Jimmy Saville’s house and rooted around in his dead mothers wardrobe, had your make-up put on by Stevie Wonder and generally being unshaggable she’d be first on the list as judges.

  2. Talking to a gent today who owns a camping site. He was telling me that the latest thing is to call what I can only make out to be old bell-tents “Yurts” and let them out to gullible “close to nature ” types for hundreds of pounds a week. I thought he was winding me up,but I’ve just looked these “Yurts + Holidays”up,and it seems he is telling the truth.
    Who in their right mind would pay hundreds of pounds to sit in a fucking old tent in the middle of a field,in the middle of fucking nowhere ? Absolutely incredible…I’d get some of these Yurts myself,but my genuine contempt for anyone who would want to stay in one rules it out a a viable business proposition. Knowing my luck I’d probably get a family of dole-sponging Pakis squatting in my answer to Butlin’s Amusement Park. Suppose I could always set the dogs on them…they hate chavs and darkies,too.
    Fuck them.

    • Sounds like an exchange that could have taken place between Sid Boggle and Josh Fiddler.

  3. Xmas clearly a massive conspiracy, so might prove difficult narrowing down individual cunt conman responsible. Try checking out Mike Ashely’s or Sir Philip Greed’s cuntestry.

  4. Fucks sake

    If it’s born with a cock it’s a bloke
    If it’s born with a cunt, it’s a bint

    End of

  5. Paloma Faith has never appeared on my cuntradar so I listened to a couple of her songs. Fuck me running,we must have bred a whole generation of tonedeaf cunts to listen to that shit let alone buy it.
    A trough of takeaway Pakistani muckfood , a whole packet of exlax and 10 pints of Abbott ale and my arsehole could outsell that manky attention seeking munter.
    Bring on the Lord High Execunter.

  6. She’s rubbish and an absolute cunt. When she sings it hurts my ears and she has to say these useless controversial abusive things just to get attention because her music is clearly such a flop!

  7. If I die in my sleep tonight it’s imperative that I post an Emergency Cunting of Paloma Faith.

    I’ve never really held a strong opinion on this Bugs Bunny lookalike Cunt and have found some of her music ok, I have however suspected that being from daaaarn sarrff and a snowflake she had the potential to be an über cunt.

    Well fuck me sideways Palfuckingoma you didnt let us down.

    You may well speak and sound like a ‘faaarking caaant’ that bunked off school for say….. 12 years but you’ve definitely graduated with first class honours into the Laaaaandan centric, we know best school of cunting bossynes’.

    I know that’s Saaarfff ov va riva speak but she’s equally at home in Islington or Chiswick or Barnes or anywhere other than the shit hole where she really grew up and I can’t help but think at one of her Islington/ Chiswick/ Kensington (you choose) dinner parties she could be heard saying ‘oh yah, absoluuuutley’

    So why has this cunt made my piss boil?

    I’ll leave you with these lyrics from her latest warble called Guilty, the Bugs Bunny toothed cunt says she wrote ‘from the position of someone who voted to leave the EU but now regretted it….

    ‘I’ve been a criminal I’ve made a mistake, believed in the fictional then let everything slip away’

    Paloma, just like Whitney Houston, go and take a bath.

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