Shia La Beouf

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Shia La Beoufburger is a cunt.

This is the piss poor actor cum  ‘caped crusader’ who ran his childish exhibit  ‘He Will Not Divide Us’  in the United States..

The  ‘He’ , of course, being The Donald. It started on inauguration day and was supposed to run the whole Trump presidency.

Beouf the Oaf also flew a pathetic flag, which was broadcast 24/7 at some supposedly secret  location, with the same script on it. In no time at all, the flag got tracked down by 4Chan in the U.S and was replaced with a  ‘Make America Great Again’  flag. That move sure took some of the wind out of the Oaf’s sails.

Meanwhile, the exhibit part of the ‘show’ was an opportunity for bed-wetting pseudo liberals to jump up and down like a bunch of deranged chimpanzees shouting   “He shall not divide us”  into a mic while being filmed by a 24/7 webcam, for as long as they could manage – well until it was time for them to go back to their safe spaces .

However, the exhibit got canned  at MOMI in Astoria, NYC only a month later, due to heckling, some ‘violence’ and such like. After moving to Albuquerque, it too got shut down. The dog-do noos outlet, Huffington Post while reporting on the incidents, described one heckler as a ‘white supremacist’.  A  reverse euphemism from the HP ( aka Obummer/Killary mouthpiece). What they actually mean is, he was a Trump supporter.

So now Monsieur Boeufburger, feeling ‘unsafe’ and unwelcome on his side of the Atlantic, even in Killaryville (NYC), is bringing the show to the UK. To Liverpool of all places. Too scared to go to London, maybe, in case a peaceful type mounts the pavement again?

Well, let’s see how long he lasts in Liverpool. The scousers, de do doh, dont de doh, will nick his film gear, his mobile and his Nikes. Although, looking at him, perhaps they won’t bother, thinking he is just a homeless cunt who has soiled himself.

So once again another useless cunt washes up on our shores bringing with him great wisdom and knowledge.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

 

93 thoughts on “Shia La Beouf”

  1. and fuck the politicians too! Sadig wog just took 5 hours to respond to the attack, guessing he was waiting for security team Tresemmme waited for her to be whisked to safety Meanwhile a plod got stabbed without a gun. And now they we say we won’t be cowed. Fucking pussys ran but would send our ppl to get killed in a foreign land for a fight that wasnt ours ffs

  2. Respect for the MP who gave first aid, polititians might be cunts but our armed forces are the best in the world and his training kicked in. The rest are cunts and were too busy tweeting to give a shit about the poor sod outside.

  3. What division is Trump creating ?
    And why is the evil man doing it ?

    Answer them questions, if ye can Shita, and then ye can get back to repeating yer mantra over and over and over an……

  4. Alf Garnett got it right about the EU and the downfall of this country! If we’d had more Alf Garnetts the uk wouldn’t be the mess it’s in now.

    • But he was a Hammer !!

      I still see Marigold in the odd American filum.

      Everyone’s wondering who the fuck is Marigold ?

      • Marigold…. A black and gay character before ‘diversity’ ever existed… Always liked Ken Campbell as Alf’s neighbour/nemesis, Mr Johnson…

  5. Up the Hammers! He was funny with it (been a Hammers fan) I’m a Sunderland Fan but when I here the West Ham fans singing I’m forever blowing bubbles’ I think of grumpy old angry Alf! – Which is what I’m turning into! Marigolds done well in America.

  6. Found a sound.
    Seamus Moore, “on the dole” it’s my song at the moment.
    Because I’m on the dole, skint, bored, getting pist alot and my soul is crushed and ageism is alive and kicking! Worked 24 years solid (give a month a two/three) and I’m on the cunting scrap heap. If your feeling miserable about going to work on Monday, think of me signing on and patronised by a dole employee.

    • Wish you all the very best, HB. I’m retraining as a sparks at the mo, but am signing on legally – it’s feckin depressing to have to deal with IDS-junior types, who know sod all what REAL work is about.

      Electric Chairs are often on my mind, likewise Italian street-lamps; the larger model for the “fuller figure” (lardarse) is the Benito, the smaller one is the Clara – to be installed around the Wetminster cunt-bubble, and used to brighten our days. I’m sure a large-scale electric crematorium would also come in handy…
      I wonder what would slop out if Jean-Claude “Who drank all the champagne?” Juncker were suspended upside down ?

      • The best of luck HB & HBH.
        I got made redundant 3 years ago and it knocked the shit out of me.
        I went from being a qualified finance professional to agency work bagging concrete for minimum wage, in about 2 weeks.
        My point isn’t to lecture or to polish my own bellend, but to wish you some luck. I got lucky and I hope you two do too.

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