Selfless Santa letters

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I nominate- ‘selfless’ santa letters posted to Facebook by cunty parents

‘Santa, please give all my toys to someone less fortunate’. Fuck off you absolute cunt fuckers. What you are basically saying is your little darling is fucking perfect because you are a perfect fucking parent, when in fact you are an attention seeking cunt of the highest order, forcing your unfortunate off spring to write this shit in order to invite such sycophantic horseshit as, “you must be so proud of him hun’, and, “that brought a tear to my eye Hun”.

Well ‘hun’ I’d like to see the little bastards reaction when they get fuck all Christmas morning because their parents are Christmas Cunts.

Nominated by: Hobo

52 thoughts on “Selfless Santa letters”

  1. Another tip of the hat to the immeasurable, pointless, fucking bollocks that is Facebook. 2 billion sheeple and counting. Dullard cunts, one and all.

    • Facebook, never been on it and never fucking will.
      The home of either:
      Lemmings – I’m on there because every fucker else is
      Losers – I’m on there because I’ve got nothing better to do
      Perverts – On there to wank. Try xvideos.com or xhamster.com you cunts

  2. You can only hope that the kids of these cunts grow up to think what a pair of cunts their parents really were.

  3. Probably too busy playing spot the soapy submarine with their kids while typing this cat puke into some social media shite that the givernment is busy monitoring.

    What a bunch of utter lifeless, self absorbed look at me I’m a cunt CUNTS.

    I’m sure the kids agree with this bollocks? do they fuck, they want pointless expensive shit for Christmas.

  4. Makes you realise their are wankers and there are Real Lifesize suppurating wankers who want to look nice and share their warm generous feelings with others. Manky cunts who keep their new Merc out of the garage so we can all see it in the drive.
    All absolute bollocks of course , all to impress their friends at the next candlelit supper where some cunt will stand and ask them all to remember the poor little cunts in Africa , then tell everyone how they have spent 3 weeks in their new villa in some Euro shithole.
    Christmas cards that say next year we shall give the cost of our Xmas cards to charity and send greetings by email. Judging by the fucking bit of shit you sent this year at £5 for 6 dozen I hope you don’t want a report on how the charitys spent your fucking threepence you lazy arseholes.

  5. Fuckers like this should have one of those migrant “children” billeted on them and their family. They might not be so keen on showing us all how much more civilised and worthy they and their family are when young Tarquin’s been raped by a 36 year old “child” suffering from a “sexual emergancy”.
    If any child of mine wrote a letter saying that they wanted nothing,and to give the money to charity,I’d have the bastard paternity tested before throwing them and their ,obviously cheating ,mother out on the street.

    • I know its out of order to not be cunting about something or other but Dick fiddler – that is the funniest post I have read tonight. My son just rushed in the front room thinking his trip round the world had come early as he thought I was having a stroke – I couldn’t get my breath back for the sheer pleasure of guffawing at the thought of a 36 year old buggering young Tarquin – classic cunting Dick, of the highest order ;–)

  7. I like it when these “virtue signalling by proxy” parents try to out cunt each other on how “giving” little Johnny is (by virtue of them) on TwitBook, etc.

    “Johnny wants his presents to go to the kids in Aleppo this year. #syriawecare”

    “Ohhh that’s so sweet. Fifi said the same and asked us to sponsor two goats in a village in Botswana. #givingisthereward”

    “That’s lovely Penny, so sweet of Fifi! Johnny has sponsored a whole village in Nepal after the earthquake there. He’s called Inatuiatuu which apparently means ‘saviour’ in their language. #wehelptheworld”

    “And I was forgetting that Fifi is now sponsoring the whole of Africa too! #forthegreatergood”

    “Sorry Penny but that’s a little hard to swallow! #oneupmanshipsafespace”

    “Yes like your Roger’s cock! #fuckingbitch”

    “At least Roger still gets hard unlike your Freddie. Mind you I can see how he might struggle having seen you at the swimming pool last week! #shamoolives”

    “#WHORE!”

    “#CUNT!”

    Ahhhh, the joys of sanctimonious giving! Brings a tear to my eyes, all 3 of them!

    • The problem the dumb cunts have, especially little Johnny, is that being Muslim, the children in Aleppo don’t celebrate Christmas. Once someone tells them that, I’m sure the dipshit parents will hang themselves as an apology for their ignorance of Islam and their “racism”.

  8. Smug bunch of Cunts that live their life through and on Farcebook. They seem to have bought into the modern disease that everybody is a vibrant and crucial individual, instead of just a dullard Sheep consumer. Guess what mugs, nobody gives a shit. And No, I dont want an e-card featuring you and your Gurning Snowflake kids with the usual cloying liberal message… Fucking Sheep

    • Hey have you seen those hideous family calendars that MoonPig and FunkyPigeon are shilling on TV!

      …in the men’s room…

      “So Robert, how’s that wireless speaker system that Brenda insisted we get you? How’s that working out for you?”

      “Well I have to say Ronald it’s superb!”

      “Excellent and Sarah’s Ninja juicing system?”

      “She says Mum & Dad just go too far at times. She loves it!”

      “Hmmm. And Poppy and Tiger’s Barbie and PS4 game?”

      “Again they’re over the moon! Nadiya the Baker Barbie comes with both a Nijab and a Hijab headress and Tiger just can’t stop playing ‘Rip Your Nuts Off You Zombie Cunts’ on the PS4.”

      “Well that’s all fantastic Robert it really is. And here we are basking in the glow of that calendar you graced us with again this year. Excellent!”

      …in the women’s room…

      “Aw Mum! You and Dad are just too generous. You’re both pensioners now you shouldn’t be spending so much on Xmas for us now!”

      “Not at all pumpkin. You just keep getting us those beautiful calendars each year and you couldn’t make us any more happy!”

      —-

      Last calendar I had was when I was 17 and it had Linda Lusardi, Maria Whittaker, Sam Fox and my personal favourite Kristen Imrie in it. At the end of each month every one was blessed with my ample 17yr old’s seed…

      😁

      • I had a nudie calander when i was thirteen.
        Sometimes the moon would shine on it at night and i could just make out the nipples whilst tossing and turning in my bed………

  9. Court tomorrow.
    Cant fucking wait.
    Cant wait until the muslim bitch gets found out to be the lying scumbag she is.
    I’ve been warned by my lawyer that my phoney charges of making death threats is taken very seriously in a Spanish court, so i’ve to brace myself for a heavy time from the judge.
    I know I’m innocent, and the cow is full of shite, so basically its up to the judge to see who’s done wrong.
    As her hubby got off after attacking me with a hammer and plank of wood, i don’t hold much hope on getting believed this time.
    If I’m not on here tomorrow evening, go on Spanish news and see if a foreigner has smashed up a court room.

    On the funny side, if i get a custodial sentence, I’ll be put in Algeciras prison.
    There I’ll be known as Birdman of Algeciras………..

  10. Any grown adult – parent or otherwise- who writes to Father Christmas (all this Yankyfied ‘Santa’ bollocks) is a total spaztard of a fucking monumental mong… And it’s a fact that over 95% of Facebook users are complete cunts…

  12. Dear Santa please take my income tax and spend it on an Ethiopian girl band whilst my fellow Brits can’t heat their homes, eat and some live on the streets in winter.

    !The UK government’s funding for an “Ethiopian girl band” has been placed “under review”, the international development secretary has announced.
    Priti Patel promised MPs she would work to ensure taxpayer “value for money”, after reports the group Yegna was getting £5.2m.
    She added that there were “many other ways” to deal with issues like forced marriage and violence against women.
    But the government could not “vacate the pitch”, Ms Patel said.”

    Meanwhile lets see how many roses are handed out after the latest atrocity in Germany.

    • Cheers for putting me on to these cunts, Sixdog Vomit.
      Surely someone in this story is odds on for cunt of the year.
      As if the donations aren’t bad enough, the excuses for donating are bollocks.
      Poor citizens of UK have to go without so a bunch of ignorant famine survivors can be taught to treat females with respect.
      Does anything ever change on that continent ?
      I’m sick of being told that poor Africans are getting hard done by from fellow Africans. Why should it be my pigeon ?
      I know Africa is massive, but it needs to be put behind a big wall and forgotten about………

    • Is Priti the one with the big tits or Priya?

      (He says reaching for the Sky handset in order to enter a few 900’s numbers to check).

  13. Lets hope the death toll of innocent Berlin shoppers doesn’t get too high, and the injured recover as best they can.

    The media are still not sure what happened, but if it is a terrorist attack, i await the resignation of Merkel and her shower of shite party.

    Cmon, the people of Germany, get rid if this bitch and reclaim whats left of your country………..

    • I hope the German police and/or military arrest that fat fuck Merkel and put her on trial… Then they can round up all her precious ‘peaceful’ types and fuck them off too…

      • Whats to worry about it was just a 12 yr old suicide bomber, nothing to be concerned about….
        I have a feeling our governments are orchestraying this stuff on some level. We will see WHAT HAPPENS after trump gets sworn in or whenever hope not tho

    • “Not sure” usually means “peaceful” otherwise the names, faces, addresses and close family members would have been named by now.

      No doubt Norwegian.

    • Very quiet on who carried this attack out aren’t they.
      This is despite the fact it is a dot on the card “peaceful” attack.
      Merkel can now see her chickens coming home to roost but as for resignation don’t hold your breath. This will be a lone wolf attack which could not be foreseen. Bollocks !
      Totally foreseeable to anybody who wanted to look. It’s always the innocent who suffer. Now if these cunts drove a lorry into parliament in Berlin fair enough. They would all be rounded up within an hour and out of the country within two.
      Multi Merkel is a cunt.

    • I wouldn’t hold breathe on Merkel resigning. Being a left wing shite means having arrogance by the ton, and an almost supernatural ability to ignore the fact that YOU are responsible for so many women, girls and even young boys, being sexually abused and raped.

      • So many ethnic germans have left germany due to her extreme forced refugee islamization plan to utterly ruin her own country and the whole of europe thanks to eu and our own governments bidding.

        What a spinny sad slag cunt she is…. You know what… shes just bitter she can’t have her own children her cunt is all dried up and ain’t producing eggs she has plenty of bacon on that fat ugly misshaped arse of hers tho hehe 🙂

      • Holy shit there was another attack? I was referencing a earlier attack now another? 9 dead 50 injured nice like attack with large truck

        Ugh I’m so sick of our spineless cuckold politicians allowing these violent hajis in might as well call IRA a political activist organization because we are knownly allowing ISIS in we are gonna be chechnya soon

        Reeeeeeee Deus Vult! Send them back Mega thread https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5j8dhb/breaking_70_injured_in_berlin_as_truck_plows/ on R/donald the stupid lefty kilary mods won’t put it on R/All top page because it might stress out muzzies and other snowflakes

  15. The Spanish press are saying he had a polac drivers licence.
    That aren’t saying what the nationality of the polac drivers licence holder is though……..

    • Word is it was a ‘refugee’ from Pakistan… But, naturally, those BBC lot are trying to shut it up… And that Ivan who was killed in Turkey… Serves the cunts right if the shithole gets flattened…

  16. A Spanish channel were to put on an hour and a half special report on Berlin, but they have pulled it and put a TV filum on instead.
    And All Jazeera have removed it from their bulletin strip, focusing on the Russian ambassador instead.
    Meanwhile in Zurich, someone has went on a shooting spree in a mosque, killing at least three innocent people praying.
    How do you get the little yellow smiley face to show “yeeeessssss” ?……………

    • Fuck, when i read that back, it made me come across as if i was condoning shooting sprees.
      It was just a little joke…………. 🙂

  18. Angela Merkel should fucking resign!

    Yes Angela, this is ALL ON YOU!

    Just caught a news report from Berlin interviewing the locals on their view of what transpired.

    I had to do a double check because judging by the interviewees I mistook it for Luton.

    Ahhh, trust the ABBC to find the “right” ones to interview in order to say: “Look these ‘peaceful’ ones were affected too!” – fuck off you unrepresentative cunts! I bet those fuckers were no where near the fucking market unless they were there for the German pork sausage and flaggens of strong ale and schnaps???

    What’s wrong ABBC frightened that if you interview a proper Berliner that they’ll call out Merkel as being responsible (she is) and that the issue is to do with an open door on immigration which is fucking over almost every northern/western European country (it is)?

    Don’t worry after that person has expressed their legitimate concerns you can just call them a thick Nazi racist afterwards – which is basically what you do to anyone who doesn’t conform to you socio-globo-liberal mantra – YOU CUNTS!

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