I’d like to nominate the modern remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show (with all of the appropriate racial, gender, feminist updates one comes to expect these days) for a cunting.
Flicking through the channels I saw it and thought bloody hell not seen that in years…when I was presented with this new version.
I’m cunting it not because of all of the “modern libero” updates but because it was complete and utter shite! In fact that’s being disrespectful to shite! Avoid at all costs.
Whoever made this abomination is a cunt!
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
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Richard O’Brien took a ten grand ‘one off’ payment for the rights to this as he was totally skint at the time he wrote it. If he’d taken a % share he wouldn’t have had to do that fucking Crystal Maze bollocks and would now probably be one of the richest people in Britain. Now that’s a cunt (I like O’Brien but every single contestant on the Crystal Maze was a middle class fucking pretentious cuntball) .
Same thing happened to the whole cast of Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds.
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PEDANT’S CORNER:
Richard O’B only sold the film rights for a one-off payment – and the film, despite its cult following, has never been hugely profitable. It’s the stage show which provides O’Brien with his pension plan since there is always a touring show running somewhere in the world, be it the US, the UK, Europe, Japan, Australia and NZ. And O’B does own all rights to the stage show and trousers a substantial cut of the Box Office take (he wrote the music, lyrics and book) and probably a cut of the merchandising too. He controls the stage show rights ruthlessly, having seen in the early 90s a touring version originating from Theatre Royal Hanley which he considered abysmal and amateurish.
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I stand corrected, Fred.
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Jeff Waynes presents War of the Worlds wasn’t a bad album I would of liked to see it live tho especially the original line-up Not a big disco fan either but its done tastefully actually the closest I got to liking the genre
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Theatre Royal Hanley.
Fuck me, that takes me back! It’s it still there?
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I’m preparing myself for all the crap that the television schedulers have lined up for us over the next three weeks. Once again we will be offered the opportunity to watch the rubbish films hardly anyone wants to see. Just the mention of certain ‘stars’ is enough to make me feel depressed, these include Jim Carrey, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Johnny Depp, Daniel Craig, and Colin Farrell. Oh and Meryl Streep. The sooner these cunts are removed from my screen, the more bearable christmas will be.
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My guess is that Richard O Brien for dirty kicks likes to lube his shiney head with vaseline and insert it into big daddy bears anus,s probably in some seedy gay bath house,head right up to his nipples,hel come out looking like Dale Winton,h e just looks that type
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Found this video at about 14, put it on thinking i might see a bit of tit.
Shocky horror
Turned it off straight away and have avoided it since………
PS. Always knew my Da was a cunt, but him having that filum proved it…..
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During a heart to heart, clear the air type discussion with my new Thai girlfriend, she assured me that having a tiny penis should have no bearing on the quality of our relationship.
That maybe so…but I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one…..
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Its a Trap!
that thai whore is nothing but a dickgirl
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To be fair the original film was fucking shit as well. Passable as a drunken student entertainment, otherwise a load of old fucking wank.
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It also turned people gay, it like seriously turned anyone who watched it more then 10 times into a bisexual or full blown queer that film was a homosexual marketing plot and it worked
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If you don’t see the fil, the play, but the album and read the fucking book you are transphobic
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Never seen the show or the film mainly because I despise musicals, song and dance, stage shows, tap dancing ginger kids and all shite like that. Shame really as the films got Tim Curry and Charles Gray in it who are usually fun to watch (in anything else!)
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Charles Gray, always played a decent menacing cunt. He was a goody agent in You Only Live Twice alongside Sean Connery and then 4yrs later was Blowfeld in Diamonds Are Forever -again alongside Sean Connery.
Actually I was bored a few weeks back in me digs, shag all on the telly, so I watched The Devil Rides Out on YouTube with Charles Gray in it (with Christopher Lee and a young Patrick Mower).
I remember watching it as a kid on late night BBC2 when they used to show the old horror flicks at chucking out time. The auld fella used to grab a large bag o’chips with a pot of gravy for him and pot of curry for me and we’d watch them. Fucking great stuff!
The bit where you see old Beelzebub sat on his throne stayed with me for ages. These days unless some cunt is getting chopped in half by a possessed baby the kids aren’t scared. Cunts.
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devil rides out – 1st x-rated film i was able to convince them i was 18
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