Joel Dommet

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Caught a bit of ‘I’m a cunt get me in there’ the other night and apart from the usual crap I noticed they have done well in selecting an unusually desperate load of cunts. Top of the list is Joel Dommet this middle class cunt is a ‘Comedian’ apparently and surprise surprise he’s not funny at all.

I don’t know what it is but as soon as I hear these well spoken comedians I know they’re going to be shit. I know the middle class make up more of the population than the working class now but cmon surely this cunt only appeals to uni types and the right on brigade. I would love to see this cunt try to entertain a working class northern crowd. The unfunny cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

36 thoughts on “Joel Dommet”

  2. Never heard of the wanker but hopefully he’ll have a nasty accident involving the hamster which he probably has stuffed up his rectum.

  3. He needs to be invited to a Barrymoore pool party ,They could of left this twat in the fucking jungle ,They should of left the fucking lot of em,Cunts pure fucking cunts thats a what they be.

    • Fuck a me,This cunt needs sorting out in public,Have the cunt placed in stocks outside BBC hq and have the fucking chuckle brothers armed with lead piping and bike chains be set to work on this cunt.

    • Fucking Hell, you’re right B & W, I couldn’t last a minute.
      What the fuck is the audience laughing at?
      A well deserved cunting of a total turd.

      • Takes a lot of bottle to do stand up, especially when your material is that shit.

        Canned laughter surely….what a cunt…

    • Cheers for the Russell Howard warning.

      Botha a pair of unfunny cunts.

      Does Russell Howard always talk about his Ma’n’Da ?
      Weird cunt he be…………

  5. I have no doubt this cunt took 2 gap yahs after failing in Uni, then went to India to ‘find himself’, came back and thought ‘I need to do something, I know I’ll start a micro brewery with Tarquin’, made no money and got pissed and started telling jokes to his cunt friends who laughed because Joel is like so crazy man. Now here he is. A universal cunt.

  7. Unfunny cunts that get paid a shite load and everybody loves it, even though it contains not one gag ?
    The Big Bang Theory.

    Terrible, fucking terrible.
    The “audience” piss themselves after every sentence, but somehow recover for the next sentence just to belly laugh all over again.
    Utter, utter shite. And the cast are a creepy bunch of cunts…………

  8. Massive ” comedies” with no real laughs. IMHO.

    Big bang
    How i graped your mother
    Modern family
    Two and a half men (with Ashton kutcher)

    The missus loves them, and they have caused many an argument, until i realised she wins , and i go out on my bike ………..

  9. The Daily Express needs a cunting. Like most of the ‘media’ today, it’s pretty shite. Whoever does the admin for its website has always been a sensitive little soul, they’ve had an annoying habit of disabling the comments section for stories they think they won’t like the comments to. It’s usually been stories about the adherents of the religion of paedophilia and terrorism.

    However, in the past week or so, the admin team seem to have had some kind of collective mental breakdown, and they’re currently disabling the comments for an increasing number of stories, usually related to the EU, Brexit, muslims and anything else they feel like. Today alone, I counted 12 disabled comments sections, and that was before I gave up and went elsewhere. It’s looks like they’re heading for a blanket ban on comments, which would be a shame. If the government announced it was banning the press from reporting on certain things, the Express would be among the loudest of those crying foul. Which it somewhat puzzling as why they would choose to stop people from having their say.

    Anyway, fuck you Daily Express. You freedom of speech hating cock suckers.

    • That being the case they will go the same way as the fucking Telegraph . Shut up your readers and you are fucked.

  10. Is it now time for the Festive Top 20 cunts of the year award ?

    I’ve started compiling my list, it’s been an oustanding year, difficult to narrow it down to 20, let alone pick a winner

    • For me it has to be Diane Abbott at number one, an unfeasibly large cunt in attitude and by virtue of sheer body mass

    • I would of said Brendan Rodgers for the first 11 months and one week but Madonna has launched a late but highly committed campaign for cunt of the year and I believe she has done enough in a the last week to win.

      • Brendan Rodgers, it’ll always be Brendan Rodgers.
        He’s an OUTSTANDING candidate, who always SHOWS CHARACTER and UNDERSTANDS THE SIZE of the award………….

  11. Another fucking head shaker………….

    Stop calling them boys and girls! Advisers who are paid £200k to help train teachers say using sex specific terms in the classroom is unfair to transgenders.

    Im fucking off.

    • Even worse they want to do away with gender specific toilets………………………….because every child needs to get used to a 6ft hairy arsed women waving their cock around with impunity

    • Lets be honest, if someone wants to pay me 200 grand a year to promote transgender bollocks then I would do it. Might even go to work in a dress for that mullah. Mind you I am a bit of a cunt.

  12. Last easter a Muslim shopkeeper was murdered by a fellow Muslim for wishing his christian customers a happy easter.
    I need to find an angry Muslim like that, coz my goatfucker of a neighbour has put up xmas decorations complete with flashing lights.
    Everyday i wish harm upon this cunt, but maybe one of his brothers will do it for me now.
    That’s my xmas wish this year…………

  13. I’d like to cunt Stuart Webb the head of the BBC Complaints team who sent a reply to my complain from a no reply email – not only is he a cunt but a pussy too!

  14. I didn’t have a fucking clue who Joel Grommit or whatever his fucking name is until I watched his routine on youtube. How the fuck do these unfunny cunts get any airtime is beyond fucking belief. I don’t watch these cunts or any of these new sitcoms ( fucking joke they are) I have to resort to watching the old comedians that had talent and timing. Unfortunately the humour of old has been replaced by CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS and even more unfunny CUNTS and CUNTRESSES

  15. The cunt Ewan Mcgregor is at it again with a charity appeal. When I say at it again, his charity appeal from last year was being shown again earlier, obviously too busy to record a new one. The fucker’s net worth is 40 million, and he is asking me for money? ask your rich luvvy friends you cunt, I will never see 40 million if I lived 40 lifetimes fucker, put your own money in.

    And as for the salvation army appeal for a christmas meal for a pensioner, and they want £19 for that? who the fuck is cooking it? gordon Ramsay? My whole xmas day provisions will cost less than £19 including the sufficient volumes of alchohol required to sleep through it

    • I was going to say the Xmas carvery is only £12.95 at the local Toby and that includes gravy the consistency of tar and custard you can stand your spoon up in – just the fucking way I like it!

      I’m going to ring the sally army and see if I can subcontract there dinners to me. They get £19, I strike a deal with Toby for £11 a head and then charge the sally army £15 (and I’m cutting my own throat there). I make £4 quid profit, the fogies get a meal they can actually eat and the sally army gets £4 quid.

      100,000 fogie donations and me and the sally army make £400,000 each and Toby clear £500,000 (after the food and wages have been paid for).

      Fucking win-win all round!

      • Mind you to be fair to the Sally Army they need to make a bit of money to put aside for all the litigation coming down the line as a consequence of all those creepy hypocritical paedo cunts who indest their ranks and have abused kids for decades. Not quite as endemic as the church of Rome but up there all the same. Cunts.

    • Agree with you the oncoming fart, cunts the lot of these luvvies that ask us to donate our money, well they can fuck off with their emotional blackmail style tear jerking shite. I am not a total heartless bastard (unless I have run out of Jack Daniels then I am a bad moody cunt)

  16. I don’t even know who this lunk headed cunt is, nor do I care if he drops dead right now and lays to rot where he dropped.

    I would go through his pockets and then piss on his corpse.

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