Geldof – how the fuck does some scruffy sack of shit whose family are dropping like flies from various drug “issues” end up telling the rest of the populous to “do more for Africa etc” and attempting to adopt the moral high ground.
Get right to fuck off! I didn’t see you and the other prize bell end Boner handing out UNICEF grain bags. It was the minions who you sneer at and tell to do more, I know, I was one of them.
And the boomtown twats were shit.
Nomiated by: Thorax Cockslammer
I have just witnessed some artistes going under the name of Christine and The Queens performing a rather theatrical routine on the Hootenanny to help herald the new year , but there was only one woman , who I supposed to be the Christine along with some gentlemen danceurs. When Tools spoke to her she appeared to be foreign – who was she and where were the Queens ?? I’m scared ..is 2017 fucked already ?.
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I’ve just googled her.
Her latest tweet says that for the first time, she wore a different outfit for each number , coz she “wanted 2016 to feel really guilty for messing up”.
We may rant, but sometimes they make ye laugh.
All the best Simon de Cuntford.
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Same to you Birdman .
Did you crack open the Bushmills?
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I did.
I’ve always preferred the Irish whiskey to a scotch.
Macallan scotch is nice, but I say Irish is best……..
And it travels well…….
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Slainte . I used to be a big Bushmills single malt and Black Bush man. (that’s whiskey , not Gina Miller).
I do remember Burt Reynolds ordering Bushmills in , was it one of the Cannonball films..?Anyhow , cheers.
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I’d like to nominate Romesh Ranganathan for a cunting. Why?
Because the socio-libero cunt had a spleen vent on Farage and the Brexit and Trump results, and then, AND THEN had the audacity to moan at the anti-democratic outrage of not calling the Royal Research Ship Sir David Attenborough “Boaty MacBoatface” after being voted for resoundingly by the public.
Romesh, when you’re not smashed and in a more lucid moment, I hope you rewatch this year’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year programme and let that particular irony sink in – you cunt!
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Well cunted , Sir . I nearly did so after the Big Fat Quiz . He made one particularly spiteful , throwaway ‘ joke ‘ about Nigel Farage ,involving dead Poles / Asians , sort of Manningesque but with real hatred in his eyes. He just confirmed what I’d already suspected – that he is a bleeding-heart , smug , libtard credential seeker ; then again he was in good company on that particular cuntfest. To think he was indoctrinating British school children in a previous guise as a teacher.
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I’ve just got in, put on the telly.
At least 35 dead and 40 wounded in a terrorist attack in a Turkish nightclub ( i know dance music’s bad, but come on.)
New year, same old, same old…….
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Those fucking Norwegians get everywhere these days!
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Just thought of another nominee for cunt of the year, Barak Obama. For the past eight years, this ignorant pile of donkey shit has glided from one fuck up to the next. Mostly it was because he was an arrogant cunt as well as an ignorant one. Now that he’s finally on his way out, he’s apparently doing all he can to spike Trump’s first few months as President. His and Kerry’s recent pissing on Israel is a diplomatic nightmare in waiting for the Donald, as is Obama’s recent expulsion of 35 Russian diplomats and the closing of two compounds used by the Russians. I fucking hate Putin, but I respect him for being mature enough not to immediately retaliate at Obama’s childish little games.
Just like Brexit here in the UK, lefty assholes in the US absolutely REFUSE to accept that Clinton lost the election, and now their cunt in chief is going out of his way to ensure that his successor has as difficult a time in his first few months as possible. Even for a Democrat, that’s not low it’s fucking immature.
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Happy New Year all.
I’m sat here in bed sobar after holding my pisses up wife’s hair whilst she puked in our bed 👍
I think I need a good cunting for claiming to be a man!
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Happy New Year to all fellow cunters.Drinking Jack D last night and from about 6pm listening to the fucking fireworks, some of them cunts are so fucking loud you wouldn’t know if ww3 had started. Anyway, lets hope for some more cunting and some cheering up in the dead pool.
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….A bottle of Glenmorangie sunk,Mrs conked out,raging stiffy,bollocks to it all……Happy New Year everyone…..Baaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Happy New Year to all my fellow cunters.
Had a nice quiet night in with the Mrs., a couple of decent bottles of red, the Bourne Supremacy on the idiot lantern and in bed just after 11.
Fuck sitting up to wait for Sunday morning to arrive, it’s going to happen again next week, so I fail to see what the fucking carry on is all about.
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Happy New Year to my fellow cunters and the last true gathering place of commonsense. Very sorry to hear Dio is leaving the helm, but respect is due to his decision. I’m hoping ’17 will be a lot better than ’16 as that was a total sack of cock. All the best to you all.
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I thought ’16 was pretty shit on a personal level.
Brexit and Trump made it not a total cunt.
Will remember 2016 as the year of the sore loser….
Happy New year cunters…
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Agree on that one. ’16 also wasn’t the best for me on a personal point of view…but it was good to see the self-entitlement religion get shot up the arse with the Brexit vote and Trump, so not all bad news.
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2016 showed the times are changing for the good, but for me the highlight was Leicester City winning the league.
COYB.
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Geldof is an ubacunt that craves TV time,i don’t think he gives a flying puck about starving kids in Africa its just an easy way for this count to massage his ego, and now I am being force fed this bullocks…. if only the staving kids could survive on Geldof verbal diahria….just send the count out there permanently…..I bet he,s still a rich count in a big house so he has his own agenda to look after first an foremost the count……..fuck off Geldof you cunt
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I would like a geldof as a pet. One could train it to shut up, fuck off and other useful social skills. However the wife said no because one gobby cunt in the house is enough. Spent all day trying to find said gobby cunt without success. Thinking there may be more to this than meets the eye.
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Ive always had a hatred of this tuneless bog wallah. I dont know if its his ugly face or his cretinus persona that i despise the most, or is it the perpetual drone of the stupified moron banging on about fucking Africa and assorted mud hut dwellers.
This man is a hypocritical arse sucker, a man who is enriched beyond his feeble abilities, a white man hater and denigrate of the highest order. He has rightly been cunted and deserves to be cunted on a daily basis! Cunt.
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