An excuse for overweight,chavvy mingers to spend their dole money on their equally overweight,chavvy minging offspring. Talk about trying to polish a turd. The programme I saw, one Waynetta Slob had ordered a dress costing hundreds, but it didn’t fit her obese daughter when it was delivered. Hardly surprising it didn’t fit considering that you couldn’t have bent wire to map the porkers contours.
There they were, beauty treatments,fitted gowns,hooves professionally buffed,hair styled and all to no avail. Still a bunch of fucking swamp monsters.
The final straw was hiring limos to transport them to the prom….I’d have just herded them straight up the ramp into a cattle wagon.
Where the money came from was never explained,nobody seemed to have a job.
However, the biggest sin was leading me to believe that I was going to see a bunch of nubile 18 year old beauties casting off their St Trinians style uniforms,ready to join the real world. No worries on that count,most of them looked like they,d had more pricks than a pin-cushion…far from the innocents my imagination had conjured up. Jail-bait, no….Jail gang bosses more like.
Nominated by: Dick Fiddler
I’d give the first two on the left a spin, but the rest of them are absolute ditch pigs.
Oink, oink.
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At the same time?
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Of course. 😀
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Delete the fatties, line up the Timothy Taylors and a supply of paper bags, and I will work day and night to chomp my way through the queue…
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UwgKnd4crPQ : Unfunny feminist cunt Kate Smurthwaite appears fed up of people saying nasty things in the comments section of her youtube channel.Do with that info what you will.
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I think she’s most hurt by the “unfunny” label than any of the others.
Usually (real) comedians have scything comebacks, especially so when given time to prepare the material, but this really is Daddy’s little princes doing a: “You have to like me or I’ll sthcream and sthcream and sthcream!”
I think if folk stuck to just commenting on her (lack of) comedy I’m fairly sure it would drive her mental (if she isn’t already).
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Made the mistake of using the link. What an unfunny cunt she is. Another cunt basically saying Trump supporters are thick.
Presumably she thinks the same about Brexit voters.
Had never heard of her prior to this and propose to forget about her in the next two seconds.
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She has less than 2000 subs………. still too many for a “comedian” of her calibre. I still can’t get over the way Milo Yiannapoulos wound her up by calling her “Darling” on TV. Priceless.
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So it turns out that fucking snatch licking nutter Amber Heard has decided not to give the millions she screwed Jonny Depp for to charity as promised….what a cunt she turned out to be,so all she has going for her are the looks and the possibility of some girl on girl action…..Angelina Jolie another cunt,i can decide if I think she,s attractive or just odd looking,and not to forget Lilly the mong,a cunt with a face like a welders bench and a voice that can crack glass….where is the anti-cunt sniper
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Told you Heard was a pure cunt… Making out she cares about the issue of abused women, but not putting up (Johnny’s) money as she promised to do? What a cunt… A snake with tits… The silly cow has been bleating to the media about how men being violent to women is unacceptable…Yet it’s OK for Heard to attack her lezzer lover with a knife (which she did)? Fucking hypocritical demented bitch… The psychotic gluebag is apparently currently up that Delevigne slag (mind you. who isn’t?)… We wait for Cara to milk the publicity machine, when she ‘tells all’ about how horrible Heard was to her and her ‘violent rages’ (because she will milk it and she will go psycho) … Coming soon to a tabloid near you, guaranteed…
And Jolie is about as attractive as a bad egg…
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Just like the cunts who were going to leave the country if we voted for Brexit and the yank cunts leaving if Trump won.
How many actually fucked off ?
They open their gobs then find their feet stuck in it.
Shut the fuck up you cunts or do as you say.
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The ‘Prom’ is yet more Doodle Dandy shite that has tainted Britain… When I left school it was writing ‘Good luck’ or ‘Fuck off’ messages on shirts, burning the school tie, and dishing out and/or avoiding a good egging… Now some spoilt fat piglet wants an expensive dress and a limo for one fucking night?! What a load of bollocks… I don’t see the point anyway…There’d be about as much chance of el porker pulling as their is of snowflakes saying something nice about Trump… Why fucking bother?…
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A fat lass is like a moped.
Good for a ride until your mates find out…
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As a member of the cloth,i dont agree with proms,should be banned.
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After a vindaloo I’m usually a member of the “touching cloth”.
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Not only is Kate Smurthwaite unfunny but unfortunately an ugly fucking cunt to boot. I wouldn’t even touch it with Dick Fiddlers pole.
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I’d never heard of Kate Smurthwaite so had a look at the YouTube link. Noticed that she was covered in small, round bruises, when zoomed in. Couldn’t figure out what they were until I realised they were 10 foot barge pole marks.
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Christ on a unicycle. These latest high fashion proms are a total carton of cunt on special offer. We never used to have shit like this when I left school. It was “thank fuck that load of toss is over” and threw our uniforms in the bin or set fire to them in the yard. We went our seperate ways, never to be seen or heard from again. I’d rather lick cow shit off a farm gatepost than want to get involved with a school reunion from my old shithouse of a school. I fucking hated the cunts.
“School days are the best days of your life”. My arse they are. That phrase was probably coined by some little mincer getting his fresh arse reamed in the showers from Mr Big.
These kids today (or rather bloated sperm whales in a dress that looks like a pink meringue hit by a shotgun blast) really make me think “If this is our future, we’re all fucked on a massive level”.
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