33 thoughts on “The Gadget Show”

  2. The Gadget Show is for boring as fuck saddo ‘teccy’ cunts… The sort that has a wank when they get a new sat nav or when a new iPhone or some other Apple piece of crap comes out… My sister’s best mate’s boyfriend is one such cunt, and he loves the Gadget Show…

    I would still do Suzi though…

  3. The only gadget show i watched was Sin Cities ( Ashley Haimes, Grubb Smith,you are heroes) or euro trash.
    I was always playing with my gadget when they were on……..

    • PS. I’ve just clocked the photo.
      What the fuck are they cunts up to, coz they look older than twelve.
      Another bunch of “zany” cunts doing shite poses for the camera.

      Do any of you have a kid like mine , who takes selfies all day long , pulling and pouting her face all over the place.
      All her friends do it. They all squint their eyes and pucker their lips.
      I’ve told her over and over to stop it , coz she’s only eleven.
      I feel bad saying this, but they look like tarts.
      I’m not joking, its really getting me down the way all these pop tarts are dumbing down my kid.
      She totally hero worships anybody she’s told to, even when she hasn’t heard their tatty music.
      I check her phone regularly, and sometimes i ask who the tart on her phone is, and she answers that it’s one of her friends. All make-up and hairstyles of twenty something’s.
      I’m at my end over this, and just want my wee daughter back, but sadly the slebs have her mind and i just hope indie music comes back by the time she’s a teenager, and she sacks this shite.
      A son would have been easier, but saying that, they camp footballers would probably have got to him.

      Yours, concerned parent……..

  5. Thought of the day,i wonder if paul gadd will be a doing any christmas shopping at p.c world this year???

  6. Haven’t watched it for ages. All the male presenters are cunts, but Rachel Riley did it for a while – which was nice.

    • Rachel Riley is just fucking essence.
      Don’t even know how to express it other than that.

      Shouldn’t even be possible to be that hot.
      Like she was created in a govt fit lab or by Zeus.

  7. I’ve just come back from the shop.
    While i was there, i bumped into a mate i hadn’t seen in a while.
    Since i saw him last, his missus had died and I was dreading seeing him coz i never went to the funeral. I don’t do funerals.
    Anyway, as i approached him, i gave a solemn look and held my hand out.
    He took my hand, turned it into an embrace and proceeded to kiss me on both cheeks.
    Bearing in mind i hadn’t seen him since his loss, i let him get away with it and told him how sad everything is etc. But as we were saying our goodbyes, he did it again.
    I hate my personal space being invaded, no matter what the circumstances, but i didn’t do anything.
    Fucking weird experience, and you should have seen my daughters face………….

    • Spanish seem to mourn the dead the same way the greeks and italians do, much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Days or weeks are reserved for crying and drinking

    • Should have chinned the fucker. That greeting is for foreigners,pretentious cunts and poofs. I don’t even like people hugging me never mind laying their lips on.

      • I’d say chin the cunt also, but I just froze.
        If he had punched me, i would have been all over the cunt, but i just froze…..

      • If hes turned to gayism ,then he could be a trying to entice thee,just keep your wits about you,a gay will try anything to entice,take care.

    • We need to stamp out all of the European hugging and kissing shite. It’s just to distract you while they knife you in the back.

      Handshake is as far as it goes, and only if we have been formally introduced

  9. I don’t really know what a gadget is. Is Stephen Hawking one? Or is he just a motorised know-all?

    • As far as i can tell, Stephen Hawking knows fuck all.
      Everything his shitty American accented robotic voice comes out with is theory.
      All that money for a theory.
      All that fame for a theory.
      Marriage to a younger bird for a theory.

      Well Hawkins, i can wipe my own arse.
      Can you do that ?
      Can you ?
      Can you fuck……….

      • I’m not sure that he isn’t just a prank that went too far,maybe something a crowd of drunken students built for a laugh and then didn’t know where the on/off button was.

      • Stephen hawking is ahead of his time.

        He did the mannequin challenge in 1972 before anyone else thought of it and furthermore, dedicated his life to it.
        Has held it since.

        He’s a comedy genius

  10. How do we no Stephen Hawking is doing the talking.

    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain………..

  11. It’s that cunt with the pikie hat and lisp I can’t stand. Too fucking trendy for me and no doubt on the wife’s wish list when I pop my clogs.
    Blame education in the 80’s and 90’s, indoctrinaying us all into fucking Victims.
    Just found this site today and I absolutely love it. I’m not on my own. Thank you!!!!

    • Hello Blimpo.
      I love the fact that every day there is people all over the place looking up “so and so is a cunt” on Google.
      It restores a little faith in fellow man………

      • It was my pathological dislike of that morbidly obese gobshite Diane Abbot that led me to this splendid site,along with many others as far as I can tell!

      • It was Brendan Rodgers that brought me to this harbour in the tempest.
        If everybody gave the name of the cunt who brought them here, they could get added up, and the cunt who brought the most would surely be one of the biggest cunts ever……..

        Fuck me, I’ve got something to thank Brendan Rodgers for…..

      • Thanks Chaps. I’ve been at my wits end with all these cunts recently.
        I was actually searching for nothing of the sorts, until what can only described as a shot of devine intervention threw the Katy Cutting Perry page onto Google. What a stroke of fucking luck that was. Well at least that slutty cunt is useful for something other than catching what my bellend spits at her.

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