68 thoughts on “The 80s”

  1. Being born in 1978 I grew up listening to all the 80s music, and although a lot was shit there were some good tunes. I remember watching that Pat Sharp cunt on Sky playing all the pop tunes, you watch all those haircuts and make up on men is gonna come back once the cunts get bored of beards and Twitter. Being an Electronic music producer tunes like ‘Cars’ and some Aha tracks I find inspiring. The 90s was a cunt though apart from the rave scene and all the goodE’s that went with it. You didn’t get selfies like this in the 80s. https://goo.gl/images/ue7YVH

  2. Building sites is a cunt,

    Fucking ell anyone been in London lately fucking whole town is like a building site. It’s either Tarquin and Jemima converting their basement in Notting Hill or some fucking massive office with scaffolding all overnight the cunt. Fucking building going on everywhere, if I get any more planning applications through the post I will tell them to fuck off. It’s not just London it’s everywhere, look at this fucking mess.
    https://goo.gl/images/n2ny8Q

  3. I loved the 80,s more spare money than I have now for half the effort,great music ,I nearly shagged myself to death and had a whale of a time,better than now by a mile…I want to cunt the now

    • I agree i had lots of money in the 80s,i was an extra special cunt,and i mean a special cunt,i had a cb radio,a stalker st9fdx i loved it,wot a cunt i be sir.

      • I had a Superstar 360, a Yeasu ft100 and ft290, four fucking great big aerials and a 1Kw HF amp.
        A cb license and an A class ham licence.

        Don’t do any of it now. home station got fried in lightning strike! And have you tried fitting a talkie into a modern car? Nowhere to hang the radio or mount the aerial …

      • Wow top stuff ,i had a cobra,nato 2000 ,and others,but my fav was the stalker st9fdx,oh and i ended up having an electronica special aerial,happy days Dioclese,happy days.

      • Nato2000 was interesting.
        You had to reverse that lift!e toggle thing inside to get the illegal channels then get the rig doctor to tune it up. Did have the convenience of legal and illegal at the flick of a front mounted selector.

        I was a member of the Kilo Alpha club callsign ka52. Ever come across them?

      • Sorry cant remember that one,yes but the nato i had was illegal but it had a legal stamp on it i started off with a little 40 channel midland am cb and had a little aerial on a biscuit tin.

  4. The 80s were a fucking site better than it is now… As fuglyucker says, more money… Also the charts weren’t complete shite like they are now, football was still a man’s game for working class fans, the TV wasn’t full of crap, there were loads of pubs to got to (and still have a smoke in them!), and there was no social media, reality TV, celebrity culture, or snowflake cunts…. Also, back then, Manchester didn’t feel like Bucharest, Mogadishu, or Karachi… And (perhaps best of all) there was no PC plague: people had a sense of humour and weren’t softarses who got ‘offended’ by everything and anything…

    I would take the 80s back like a shot, and that includes New Romantics, Big Ron, the IRA and Maggie….

    • Agreed Norman, didn’t have the prawn sandwich fans back then and all these celebrity West Ham fans who think supporting an east end club makes them down with the working class. Who was that black cunt I saw on a programme Norman who was saying hooliganism began at Man United? Is he a famous Man United fan?

      • “Didn’t have prawn sandwich fans back then”

        I used to get taken to castle greyskull (Ibrox) when i was a kid, to my eternal shame.
        Anyway, one game when i was about ten, i was sat there and couldn’t concentrate on the fitba coz there was two older guys there wearing full suits with ties and completed with trenchcoats.
        I’d never seen anybody at the fitba who wasn’t wearing jeans and trainers.
        It blew my tiny mind…..

      • It might have been Bob Cass… Cass was a member of the West Ham hooligan firm ,The ICF… He’s a black cunt and he milks his hooligan past… He may have been referring to United’s notorious hooligans when United were in Division 2 in 1975…They were certainly the first hooligans to get widespread national coverage…

        I do recalll Cass and his ICF goons getting off the train at Oxford Road Station… Cass and his cunts thought they would have some ‘fun’ in Manchester City Centre, but a gang of top boys from Man City’s firm (The Young Guv’nors) were waiting and the ICF got leathered… Bob Cass is a cunt….

  5. I loved the 80’s including my free higher education courtesy of a Tory Gov’t.

    Yep took a Labour Gov’t to take that away – cunts (under faux socialist Blair’s watch) – apart from the Jocks, who still enjoy freebie degrees!

    My Dad was one of those miners (totally against that shitbag Scargill by the way) and even though we were far from being paupers there would have been no chance on this earth or fullers that I could’ve afforded to have paid my way through Polytechnic (remember those – places where you went to learn how to actually DO a job rather than piss 3-4yrs away on academic bluster).

    80’s music was great too and during Maggies tenure me and mine certainly felt better off because you were rewarded for hard work, as opposed to the Blair/Brown 90’s and 00’s of borrowing billions in order to piss it away on lazy idle cunts!

    This was the age of the “Boom and Bust”, as often quoted by that equally despised Kinnock twat. Kinnock doesn’t like it though when you state that: “Well at least we had the odd ‘Boom’ under Maggie as opposed to ‘Bust’ and ‘Buster’ under the Blair/Brown regime!”

    No reality TV shows (apart from the odd gimmick show like Stars in their Eyes), no snowflakes or SJWs and PC was something you called a copper!

    Immigration was controlled and was under control.

    We were still under the shadow of “The Troubles” in Northern Ireland and still had to accept threats of terror – whether real or staged – but I still felt 10x safer than I do currently knowing that we have, and are welcoming with open arms, a bunch of “peaceful” cunts who’d like nothing more than to blow every infidel cunt up in order to transform this green and pleasant land into a facsimile of the shithole they just left.

    80’s fashion was mince (especially new romatics haircuts) but you can’t have everything.

    If I could roll back the clock to 1987 I’d take your fucking hands off (as opposed to having them cut off in 20yrs time under Prime Minister Ayatollah Khan’s Shariah Law Party).

    • Couldn’t have put it better, Rebel… There was also some great telly (early Only Fools & Horses (with Granddad), Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Professionals, The Equalizer, Spitting Image, Robin Of Sherwood,The Tube, Minder, even Corrie was still good in the early 80s)…

      Football was great in the 80s too… My lot won fuck all (apart from 2 FA Cups), but the atmosphere, the fans, and the way the team played was brilliant… In these days of the fancy dan foreigner Premier League at least half of the 1985 Man United team would be sent off (Whiteside, Robson, Hughes, Moran, McGrath for a start)…

    • Quite agree Rebel. Happier times. Biggest difference is the rise of the cuntish PC brigade and the professional moaners.
      Cunts

  6. I don’t hate the eighties, but the were a pretty dull time to be a school kid.
    Then 1990 came along and brought “madchester”, flairs, multicoloured Aztec hooded tops, descent hair, and aciiiid all to my little small town world.

    Talking off madchester,
    RIP Craig Gill……….

    • Sad to hear of Craig Gill’s passing… Used to see him Vinyl Revival in Manchester… A nice bloke…

  7. The 80’s were fantastic.

    Add to the list of 80’s cool, Max Headroom and Sledge Hammer!

    I’ll think of some more 80’s greatness when I’ve sobered up.

    • I also used to watch Max and I used to want to bang that bird from Sledge Hammer… Miami Vice was good too, but most of the 80s shows that weren’t even born in the 80s student cunts think it’s ‘cool’ to namedrop and ‘like’ were shite… Crap like The A-Team, Knight Rider, Airwolf…

      • Any of you guys remember Doot doot by freur? Well if you don’t remember the lyrics, it goes something like this “and here we go Doot doot-doot” lol seriously the best song EvAr its stupid but a good kind of stupid https://youtu.be/6pnQfPOFNLI

      • Hey TS – I do indeed remember Doot Doot. They had to come up with a name for the band because originally it was just a squiggle. Bit silly I suppose. Good song though. The album of the same name is pretty good too. They made another album called Get Us Out of Here which wasn’t as good. The main man in Freur, Karl Hyde, went on to form the band Underworld. He’s even put some albums out with Brian Eno no less.

      • I didn’t know bout the Brian Eno/freur connection but makes sense. Great producer loved Eno’s Before and after science LP more engaging then his mostly boring ambient stuff.

        GUOoH implies their desire to be another group it sounds like. I’ve only heard their 1st LP so thanks for the warning IY about their mediocre 2nd

  8. “Shit music”, For starters even thou I agree with your assessment the 80’s had some great tunes but it was buried in a heap of overhyed uncreative shite. The cold war wasn’t even cold it was over before it began it was just a headline money making scheme to scare “the russians are coming” type idiots. Fuck the boozed up miners they might be hard working but they are ruder then a gobbed up arsehole.

    Fuck thatcher “Ms. muh policies” where do I begin, Aids was just gods way of saying that bum sex is nasty, disease ridden and you should I dunno wear a fucking condom! Porn being illegal was a plus I didn’t have to think about all the fucked up images I have replaying back in my head every 5 bloody seconds. No internet was also a bonus well kinda… people were more social and productive at least thats forsure

  9. Pubs were better in the 80s, nowdays there’s too many gastro joints with suited cunts drinking Gin n’ tonic.
    My local during the eighties was a right rough house.
    I remember the first question in one of the pub quizzes was…Who you fuckin’ looking at?….

  10. Oh yeah, and that Commander Makara was eminently more shagable than that doe eyed waif Lamia. 50/50 whether one would survive or not adds to the excitement.

    • And I knew that Tripitaka wasn’t a lad in Monkey…. Cleo Rocos from Kenny Everett is also an 80s memory…

  11. I”d have the 80s back in a flash……The number of pairs of tits I rescued from a boob tube is phenomenal………….Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  12. So plod is getting it in the neck on Sky News now for not stopping some nutcase from killing 4 gay men in a timely manner.

    Plod states that these “specialist” dating apps (probably the Judge “Grinder” app, no doubt) need to do more to help protect their own users.

    Enter the entitled LGBT interviewee for their opinion. Straight in the with: “The police shouldn’t be putting the onus on the app developers for their shortcomings!”

    So basically…we like the “click to fuck now” button to be totally anonymous so that I can get some (untraceable) action any time I like with there being no formal record of it!

    So that basically leaves plod in the position of leg-work coppering, much as it was in the time of the Yorkshire Ripper.

    They (LGBT whiners) should think themselves lucky that it didn’t take 5yrs like it did to catch that cunt!

    Want to feel safe (LGBT crew) then let some cunt know you’re going on an impromptu date, where you’re going, who with and that you’ll text them when you meet and when you leave. No record needed other than with a trusted friend.

    If you’re not prepared to leave your details on the site, and you’re not prepared to protect yourself by letting someone know, then I’m afraid there’s fuck all plod can do until after the event of your death. They’re not clairvoyants you know, you cunts!

    What’s the betting that there’ll be calls for some huge (and expensive – courtesy of taxpayers money) enquiry from the outraged (but wish to remain anonymous) LGBT wastrells! Cunt!

  13. Why am I awaiting moderation dio?
    Did I mention Obama, bomb, kill in the same sentence?

    Now this will get moderated I suppose?

    • The 80s
      Before we were taken, by corrupt leaders down the cul de sac of liberalism which told us the best thing for us would be to stop being so selfish, welcome in the world and change our lives beyond description.

      The decade before the Internet, which has single handedly destroyed music, social interaction, dating, the high street, made communication far too easy, which in turn has increased crime through fraudsters and the illegal movement of people’s internationally.

      The decade before tv owned sport, which resulted in it becoming inaccessible to most people first hand and the ludicrous wages led to a flood of foreigners and the relegation of the national football team to a collective disgrace.

      The decade before labour destroyed our armed forces through cuts after cuts after cuts.

      The last decade you could buy a house on a working mans wage and kids explored outside on bikes without fear of paedos or health and safety nazis.

      The last decade before the new dictionary of acceptable language was forced upon us for fear of being nicked for hate crime at the drop of a hat.

      Tv was entertaining.
      Comedy still edgy.
      Music still creative.

      I guess I’m cunting the 90s.
      97- Blair onwards.

      We haven’t progressed.
      We have regressed and it’s all down to the cunting vocal minority having got their way.

      • totally agree with you.
        Would never want the powers that be cunts to attack this site .
        On the plus side, it’s going to be fun finding the trigger words.

        Fuck i hope trigger is alright………..

      • No sweat birdmqn.
        I deserve a cunting for getting irate and trying to get around the filter by posting it twice!

  14. i remember hurlamans beer,they had to take if off tap in my pub due to the Friday john wayne night and cost of damages…..miserable cunts…..and no 50 inch telly on every wall playing endless football and x factor….ffs bring back the 80,s you could be a racist as you like,have a pub punch up and not get done for assault…….happy better days,although I was an apprentice cunt then

    • Hurlimanns A.K.A. ‘Hooligans’

      The predecessor of Stella A.K.A. ‘Stella Actatwat’

      Why do they keep selling this piss?

      Its like liquid evil.

      • Stella Artois… AKA “Wifebeater”
        Have a night on the Stella, go for a dump the following morning and your shit smells like Stella.
        Filthy stuff…

      • Stella is shite… Hyde formula gutrot shite… Give me Joey Holt’s, Boddies, or John Willie Lees any time… Anyway, lager is a poof’s drink,,,

  15. Too right. I must admit, I go misty eyed and nostalgic when the 80’s are mentioned. For a kid in the 80’s as I was, life was pretty sweet. None of this fucking reality TV shite and effeminate hipsters prancing around in their cardigans and topiary beards. Robin of Sherwood on a Saturday, Bullseye on a Sunday. I must admit I didn’t like school all that much, but my free time was out on my fucking lovely BMX getting into allsorts of shit…but it was innocent fun without any of this ultra PC and ban everything fuckholery of today.

    No Facewank, Twatbook and Instacunt. People actually talked to each other, even if it was “Oi Cunt!”. Nowadays we have snowflakes who text the person right next to them, moan if the sky is the wrong shade of blue and demand a lawsuit against nature for being mentally scarred if a seagull shits on them.
    Fond memories of the 80’s. I might find some Hai Karate and get my mullet wig on…then again I might not. Looking back on it, I had a good time and would I re-live it? I probably would.

    • Raleigh Super Tuff Burner for me. My noble chariot!

      Preceded – o’course – by a Raleigh Grifter, the most comfy seat on any bike ever!

      • Nice! I had a Tuff Burner as well. Blue frame with yellow mag wheels, blue tyres and black handlebars. Wish I had kept it for the nostalgia value. I remember it cost my dad a fair amount of nicker back in the day. Very early 80’s.

  16. Beer at a quid or less a pint, 1960s motorbikes and cars at giveaway prices (and still DIY fixable), affordable insurance and road tax instead of the daylight robbery we have now, consumer goods that actually lasted more than 12 months, Generation Snowflake not yet even a glint in the milkman’s eye, unpretentious un-PC movies and TV, rock music still played on mainstream radio and a special mention for the BBC Radio 1 DJ who referred to The Communards as “The Shirtlifters” live on air and survived. Can’t remember which one it was but might have been Steve Wright. Man should have got a Knighthood…

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