The Pride Of Britain Awards

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The Pride Of Britain Awards deserves a monumental cunting, Let me explain:

These Awards have been hijacked by Z-List ‘celebrities’ and so-called ‘celebrities’ to boost their PR with the unwashed masses.
The Awards should be about the people who are being recognized for helping the community, performing outstanding feats of bravery or generally making the World a little better.

But it isn’t, it’s all about cunts like Gary Barlow, Piers Morgan, Susanna Reid, Carol Vorderman and David fucking Beckham.
They all saunter on stage for 2 minutes to hand out a award and are lauded as the heroes of the show, FUCK OFF.

Barlow is only doing it because he is a tax-evading cunt, Piers Morgan is only doing it because he is an egotistical cunt, Susanna Reid is only doing it because she is an over-the-hill cunt who thinks every man adores her, Carol Vorderman is only doing it because that’s the only way she get on TV these days and David Beckham is only doing it because he has an IQ of 14 and thinks it’s the BBC’s Sports Personality Of The Year Awards.

So, the Pride Of Britain Awards is a cunt for making it all about the ‘celebrities’ who give up their invaluable time to pop on stage for 2 minutes and pick up a cheque for £5000 for the privilege.

Nominated by: Boaby

49 thoughts on “The Pride Of Britain Awards

    • These pricks don’t open their eyes in the morning unless there’s a fat cheque involved…

  1. WTF is Pierce Brosnan doing up there? It is Pride of BRITAIN you paddy cunt. Fuck off!

    • His James Bond was too one sided IMO although a improvement compared to that tosser, Daniel Craig.

      Doesn’t surprise me on his inclusion they would have any ol cunt up there…. well as long as they are elite “certified and sealed”

      • Roger Moore was the best Bond… From Live And Let Die to Moonraker was the best (and most entertaining) time for OO7… Cunts now go on about Bond for its ‘intensity’ and ‘acting’ and all that chinstroking bollocks… But for pure value for money at the pictures entertainment, Moore’s first four can’t be beat…

        Brosnan now looks like that other Fenian cunt, Gerry Adams…

      • Connery and Moore for me but I’m absolutely fine with all the first nineteen Bond movies, plus Never Say Never Again.

        Die Another Day however was the first genuine turd (fucking Madonna and Toby Stephens chewing up the scenery, crap CGI and that tranny twat Lee Tamahori directing the show like an overexcited 8 year old after a whole tube of blue Smarties), swiftly followed by all of Craig’s miserable emo clinkers. Sadly, I fear 007 died with Desmond Llewelyn and John Barry.
        Oh yeah and the Pride of Britain awards are one of many reasons why I’m happy to no longer watch TV.

      • Roger Moore’s panto Bond was a disgrace and the films became nothing more than carry on films with a few badly choriographed fights thrown in. Complete bollocks. They should go back and remake all of them. Brosnan wasn’t much better, pouting insurance salesman driving a beemer. FFS! Lazenby…….less said the better although OHMSS was one of the best films. Dalton was good but the films were shit, not his fault. Craig is a score draw, CR and skyfall were brilliant but QOS and spectre were turds. Leaving Connery, the original and still the best. Who will be next? I like Jamie Dornan though his turn in fifty shades of shite might work against him.

      • Never into Bond, it bored me senseless and when it came on at christmas or bank holidays it was my cue to fuck off.

  2. Beckham would turn up to the opening of my neighbours gas bill if there was the possibility of a camera in the room…
    The cunt is exposure addicted….give it a rest Beckham you’ve had your turn….

    • Beckham’s been a cunt for some time now. but he was an OK lad many years ago… Not flash, good manners, a decent kid… Then he met the media whore skeleton from hades and that was that…

      • Vorderman seems to be auditioning for a “Hellraiser” movie in that dress.
        “We have such sights to show you”
        Eurgh! No thanks…

  3. Can I rescind my cunting of farage from a couple months back?
    It was a cunting produced by not knowing what he’s up to.
    Feeling short changed when he left ukip.

    Its fucking obvious now what he’s up to.
    First European politician to meet the new us president.

    It’s called becoming Europes most influential politician without ever being elected.

    UKIP is small fry to him now.
    He has a global ant liberal uprising to run!

    Staggeringly smart cookie

    • He needs to get over to Krautland and Frogville sharpish to help out in those elections.
      Brexit, Trump now for EU destruction. A fine hatrick.

    • What Nige said about that Obama cunt should guarantee him (Farage) free beer for the rest of his life….

      Let us hope Merkel and Hollande are the next to feel the political axe….

  4. And doesn’t Vorderman look and act like such an old slag?….
    In the 80s and early 90s I quite liked her… She seemed intelligent and not a total knobend…
    But it’s disturbing to see what fame, vanity, and celebrity can do to some people..

  5. Pride of Britain my arse , wanker patting each other on the back, and taking home spray painted plastic statue and a fondle of Carol Vordermans old buttocks!
    Bollocks.

  6. Surely is-a-cunt.com needs to be nominated for the pride of Britain awards. So many cunts and cuntishness I was not aware of and obviously a lot I am aware of.
    Surely David Cameron or Bono could present Dioclese with the award. Most of the ‘Celebs’ who present the awards have probably been on here though, the cunts.

    • Do we all get free entry to this shindig on ISAC?

      I do hope so, love a good knees up, I do…..

  7. It’s official… Katy Perry is a complete cunt… This daft slapper, who has made her name through basically selling sex as very shite pop music, has the brass to call out Trump on his lack of standards… For someone who makes a song about abduction with lines like ‘I wanna be your victim!’ to suddenly take a moral stand about Trump’s attitude is taking the piss… And this stupid slag’s calls for ‘uprising’ and ‘revolution’ are just too laughable for words… A tart who lives a lifestyle even more decadent and lavish than Louis XIV, a celebrity tosser who probably has an entourage of about ten people just to have a shit, squawking about protest and taking it to the streets is a total bubble headed cunt… Ask the daft cow who Maximilien Robespierre is or even who Malcolm X is and I guarantee a thick caveman looking at a wheel expression… And as good looking as she is, no I wouldn’t… That massive cunt, Russell Brand has been up her chuff… And lord alone knows who else too… What a cunt…

    • And, needless to say, that piss poor Wolfie Smith, Russell Brand, has been gobbing of about Trump and how ‘wrong’ it all is… Says the smackhead who used to steal off ordinary, decent working people, harrased an old man (Andrew Sachs) on the phone, and who mocked 9/11… It appears that Brand and shit for brains Perry are two cunts made for each other….

    • Sings about kissing girls and liking it on one song, having a manage et trois and doing it all again next week – to then try to preach values is beyond calling the kettle black.

      Theres no problem if one wants to do and sing it – great moreso of they meant it or we could watch or join in but to then go in and say what classy values need to be maintained ? she is just polished brass.

      If she didn’t have good tits and suck more cock than Madonna she would be washing trays at Mac Ds the whore.

      • Exactly, King Cunt… The fact that Perry is trying to look like she is politically aware, concerned about her fellow man, and like she has a grain of intelligence is part insult and part joke… One of the most superficial and shallow ‘artists’ (for want of a better word) of recent times and who has about as much class as a greenbottle on a dogturd acting the ‘revolutionary’ is pure comedy… And I agree that if she wasn’t a pre-packaged popslag (see also Rihanna, Chickboy Gaga, Miley Slagbag etc) who did the record company’s ‘bidding’ (let’s just say that), the daft bitch would struggle in a biscuit factory…

  8. Going totally off topic here…..I’m being a nostalgic cunt…

    I was behind a reasonably modern car last night with a CB aerial bobbing away on its rear and roof…..no word of a lie, I’d have half expected it on an old Jilopy….
    I’ve not seen CB aerials on a car for a very long time…

    Thought I’d keep up the nostalgia so ended up watching ELO on BBC4, just after being reminded what my younger days were like in 1982, thanks to a re-run of TOTPs…..

    The Music, dear lord, did we really listen to that? Haysi Fantayzee anyone?
    The Fashion, yep it really was pretty grim……yet we thought we were Bee Knees.

    Yet I was a young cunt, with no worries…..Ahhhh, those wear the days (my friend)…

      • Hanysi Pansies were horrible wankers I remember their TOTP performance like it was yesterday still recovering from that

        Ironic that their smash hit John Wayne is big leggy was later found out to about anal sex because thats what it felt like listening to the blasted song.

        ELO were pretty darn good but alot of their songs sounded half baked in a live setting. Well as far as taped recordings go, El Dorado & No answer are still fave’s of mine and probably them at their best

      • “dreadful Beatles ‘reunion’”

        Well after all ELO basically started out after listening to A Day in the life. Alot of their music could be described as beatlesqe & slightly beegees influenced too but with cello’s.
        Thanks for the link don’t think I saw that one before

    • I got into CB when they legalised it. Bit limited so I took the Ham Radio exam. Still have a license.

      Wonder if it’s ever occurred to people that a mobile phone is basically a hand held radio working through a repeater?

      • The first thing I did when I got a flip phone was, flipped it up and said “Beam me up Scotty”…..

        Got some, “do you have to” and ” don’t you dare do that in public” from the the other half and kids……..

        Kept them in line with the threat of running round the supermarket, pretending to be Kirk, hiding behind the bog rolls, whispering, “Scott, you gotta get me outta here” with that one for ages……..

        I’m a silly old cunt…..

      • For fucks sake, *Scot

        If I don’t get a new tablet in my cunting stocking on Christmas morning, that fucking flip phone is coming back out………

    • The last car with a CB antenna I can remember seeing was an old Capri with a Starsky & Hutch paintjob. Or it might have been a MK1 Transit painted up like the A Team van.
      The 1980s were the decade of good taste…

    • My mate has a ham licence and a car radio, thing is it all goes through repeaters, so there is no great achievement in hitting south affrica.

      • Repeaters cover vhf and UHF and are FM only. Example: the west London repeater sits atop Hillingdon Hospital and reaches out to Reading/Newbury.

        To work the world you need HF – below the 30MHz band – and ssb not FM. That’s why illegal cb reached much further. I once worked Australia on illegal cb.

        The most popular ham band for worldwide is 14MHz and of course we use a lot more power and bigger aerials.

      • “ELO was a rip off of Denny Lane’s Electric String Band.”

        Actually dio denny laine’s ESO was incredibly short lived they didn’t even record a full album just a few singles. So I doubt they were better but yes they did use electric strings and cellos before ELO did, so Lynne did nick that from him.

        He was also in the moody blues first lineup before that as well but left suddenly.

      • Well then your lucky because their tour was short lived with no live recordings are known to exist either. After ESB, some remaining members moved to the 2nd lineup of idle race and then the move which then formed ELO with Roy wood.

        According to setlist.com they only toured for a few select dates before disbanding and they did play saville theatre, good memory. http://www.setlist.fm/setlists/denny-laine-and-his-electric-string-band-43d80ff7.html

  9. Back to the subject of President Comb Over, wasn’t there a similar outpouring of horror from distraught “bleeding hearts and artists” types back when Ronnie Ray-Gun got himself elected? (followed by a stunned silence when The World didn’t actually come to an end).

  10. Wankers protesting outside the BBC because they interviewed Marine Le Pen. Two points cunts.

    Free speech extends to everyone, not just those with views likes yours

    If you don’t let all opinions be voiced how can people form well rounded opinions.

    If these cunts ever get a government they really want it will be totalitarian and the little fascists will love it.

    • It seems to me that the right wing are more liberal on this sort of thing than these leftist cunts in that the right do not protest when ABBC interview Cunt Corbyn and the like.
      However get a right winger on the screen and the leftards go ape.
      They are all for free speech if it complies with their own view but otherwise they moan and grizzle. Cunts.

  11. Pride of Britain had a suitable Halloween theme, the presenter seemed to be wearing a Carol Voderman mask and the bit I liked best was Cliff Richard and Joan Collins rolling up, talk about Zombies.
    (Not sure why he had to bang on about his painful two year’s though)

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