Now the cunts working for these online casino’s would have you believe that the odds of winning are *exactly* the same as playing a real bandit, game of bingo, being at a poker school…FUCK OFF!
I used to play computer games in the 80’s on a speccy, C64 and Amiga and the cunts used to pride themselves on making sure there was no way you could win.
Nowadays the games makers have different difficulty levels and that’s why you hear of some hipster cunt don’t the next Cunt of Duty game in 2hrs – cos he had it on snowflake mode where the opposition’s grenade launcher cause a minor scratch and your guy’s pea-shooter inflicts damage like a tactical nuke!
I bet these 80’s programmers are doing the casino games now, and no cunt wins, except on that first *free* £10 quid bet. I bet you win on that one and then when you pump £20 in of your own moolah that disappears, or down to the last fiver and then they’ll let you win £5 quid.
That’s why every cunt has to register in order to gamble. *They* say that’s so they can be *transparent* but actually there are some fucking cutting edge trend analysis algorithms making sure the idiots get fleeced but made to feel like they’re winning or stand a chance of breaking even.
One cunt at work won £1,000 on a computerised poker game. And of course he cashed it in and spent it wisely didn’t he….er, no, a week later he was £500 quid down (including the grand he’d won). Why is that? Cos the algorithm said: “If this cunt wins a big hand he’ll blow that and some on top within a week!”
The thing that really makes this fool stand out as a Class ‘A’ cunt was the fact that he told his fucking wife! Great if he was going to draw it and buy a new carpet or blow it on a weekend away or summat but no, tells her and THEN blows it + £500 quid.
What a cunt of cunt proportions!
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
Why would any cunt pay £50 for a fucking computer game? They’re not even fun anymore. I watch my grandchildren glued to the x box playing games I see no point to.
I suppose it does train them to pilot drones and kill real people so maybe that’s it? Its “The last starfighter” gone real…
Anyway have these cunts never heard of Pirate Bay?
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You have to be grade A dipstick to believe online poker or roulette is straight and fair. It’s run by bookies , by corporations who have calculated the Dipstick proportion of the population and therefore their utter belief in fantasy.
I would be staggered if it wasn’t bent , not to drain these dim cunts of their money would be criminal in itself.
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I only gamble online on the horses and i use the betting shops betting horses online is a good thing ,well for me it is you can get great info online i do a hell better now ,backed fox norton today in the 1.55 at chel, the inform aidan coleman is the pilot,connections expect this to go very close,ive lumped on,i will say i do prefer the all weather racing rather than the jumps meeting,happy days i hope ,fingers crossed,if it dont win then im a pure cunt.
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Gamble landed good luck if you took part.
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Indeed you are a complete cunt. The purpose of gambling is not in the least financial, only to the bookie. It is to generate a hormone in your blood that your brain gets addicted too win or lose.
My mate died at 57 no money, massive mortgage, no job and owing everyone money. Everyone knew he was a cunt. You are a cunt if you gamble. You think you have control, you boast of it here to us cunts. One day that control will disappear and you can roll about under the arches in your own piss.
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Must be being so cheerful that keeps you going
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Well blowme,tomorrow im gonna pawn my wifes wedding ring and stick what i get on a horse i dont have to pawn it but i recon it will make things a little bit more exciting i will post tip soon,now if it looses i will be a true cunt a real cunt i will be sir stay tuned.
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Fucka me think i jumped in the deep end with this one,dont know how the fuck ill get it off her finger,mite have to reconsider like a cunt oh fuck.
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My dear old mum lost everything to gambling …. family, house, husband … I can not stand this online fucking gambling shite and any cunt that takes part … bunch of stupid fuckwits!!!!
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Any form of gambling is bent, the odds are always in favour of the house so they don’t need to cheat. It is only the punters who try to cheat.
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Lego can fuck off. Since when did a Danish toy manfacturer have the right to dictate political discourse in UK? And is it any surprise they did so in the run up to Christmas? They should be fucking banned.
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To fucking right skid i fucking hate lego and i fucking hate standing on it ,satan or santa loves it so parents can go stepping on it and and nearly jumping through the fucking roof,its a cunt sir.
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Probably bumped their odds up when they were given permission to build their land in it.
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In my day, only poofs played with lego. Real boys played with Meccano and Scalextric
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I’d like to give a huge cunting to London High Appeal Courts stinking old cunt, out of touch, bent arse hole Lord Justices and Judges who cut scummy evil turds prison sentences for example Google ‘matthew fox sentence cut sunderland’ and you will see why. As for online gambling/slot machines, I’m a fucking walking advert for these soul sucking stupid machines as I have been threw a gambling problem due to them, these machines are a fucking fix, very addictive and what a thick backwards nation we are when we encourage gambling to kids by giving them 2p coins to put in slot machines from a young age.
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Here here Harry Balls, I used to be really bad with fruit machines in pubs. I was such a cunt that I’d only buy a drink to get change to feed the soul sucking flashing twat-machine.
I lost fucking thousands over a 5 year period and even pulled sickies from work to play. “What a Cunt” i hear you say and you’re bloody right.
It’s a slippery slope fellows.
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I back horses online,mainly because I live miles from the nearest bookie. I enjoy a bet.
For me the worst are those fucking bingo sites advertised by the likes of that old brass,Barbara “hurry up and feature in the dead-pool” Windsor. These sites are obviously aimed at woman,that’s why it’s bingo and nothing more complicated. Now,considering that most woman complain about having so much housework, childminding,shopping or cooking to do,where do they find the time to play fucking bingo?
Another point that the ladies should consider is if using the money that their husbands give them for housekeeping,or even the child benefit which the taxpayer gives them should really be frittered away playing bingo.
Don’t trouble your pretty little heads with anything as complicated as gambling, Ladies. Leave the important stuff,like money,to the men.
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My mrs plays online bingo the only good thing about it ,it keeps the fucker quiet so i dont mind it,i bought her a lap top so she could play it on that keeps her out of the way.
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I don’t allow mine internet access,although I should say “didn'”t. I haven’t seen her in 3 years.
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Keep lucky dick ,that cunt the mother in law plays online bingo never shuts up about it fucking pain in the arse ,feel like ramming her fucking tablet down its throat ,but they gat ya like that dont they,cunts they be.
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If you “place your bet” online for an actual event such as a horse race, footy match, etc., then you’re not a cunt because you’re only doing online what you can do in a shop and the result/outcome is based on an actual event.
However people who use “Online Gambling” sites, particularly for slot machines and computerised card games must be cunts of gargantuan proportions and thick as grandma’s gravy!
Slot machines are a fucking fiddle at the best of times but at least if you are in a card game or at a roulette wheel you can at least see who’s dealing and see the ball bobbing around in the wheel.
There’s a roulette method where you put £2 say on red or black. You have 49.5% chance of winning. If you lose pick the same colour and put £4 quid on, etc.
As soon as you’re up you go back to sticking £2 on red or black. It takes a while but if you’re disciplined you can turn £5 quid into £20 quid in about 10mins or so (and before being asked to leave the table because Casino’s don’t like this legitimate practice, nor card counting in Black Jack – because they’re cunts and “reserve the right to ask anyone to leave at any time and for any reason deemed fit by the Casino” – i e., if you’re winning we’ll eventually tell you to fuck off).
You try the red/black dodge online, you’ll never win and will never be up over the long-haul, hence the need to login and hence how they track your (gullibility) gambling practices.
So anyone doing slots, roulette, cards and bingo online must have more money than sense because it’s more crooked than Hilary Clinton – and that’s saying something. Cunts!
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The roulette system you describe is called the Martingale System and has the very real disadvantage that you can easily either run out of money or reach the tables maximum bet limit. In either case you are fucked.
Better is the D’Alembert System. It’s broadly similar but is much more resilient to a run of bad luck than the Martingale system. In this system instead of doubling the bet each losing turn you increase it by 1 unit each losing turn. Once you win you reduce the bet by 1 unit for each winning turn until you get back to the original bet.
There are many other systems too but unless you have a very clear head and are good with numbers you would need to keep notes. But any system is vulnerable to the house simply closing you down
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That’s great info mate but I bet they don’t work online, or if they suss what you’re doing the next click will be: “HTTP 404 Error” or some other dodge.
I put 5 bets on a year, the 4 major golf comps and the obligatory Grand National £2 e/w shite where the kids & Mrs pick a name they like. Over the last 3yrs I’m up £85 quid (on the golf), which is fuck all, but at least I’m up against Billy Hill, not down! 😀
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Lego. Two faced bacon eating Danish cunts. They cut off promotional deals with the Daily Mail because a single individual, Bob Jones said he felt “uncomfortable” buying the shit plastic bricks because of the companies connection with DM over the papers editorial policy on Brexit.
It may surprise Bob Jones to find out Lego has a theme park in Dubia, UAE. UAE is a confederation of 7 emirates, each ruled by an absolute monarch. No democracy for the UAE, thank you very much. They employ slave labour from India, Pakistan and Philippines and any political opposition is quickly silenced, journalists and activists are known to disappear without trace overnight. Presumably our dear friend Bob is “comfortable” with buying the shitty brick based toy from a company in bed with such a regime.
Lego has form on this one. It distanced itself from Shell after it announced plans to drill for oil in the Arctic. Hmm. I wonder what the shitty brick based toy is made out of? Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene, a plastic made up of, you guessed it, OIL. Lego sources the ABS from Bayer, the German chemicals giant who are an offshoot of IG Farben who manufactured the Zyklon B gas used in the Nazi gas chambers. Now Bayer has bought out Monsanto, dubbed by some “The worlds most evil corporation”.
Nice company Lego keeps, eh? But of course, the DM are the real villains of the piece, because the supported a democratic decision to leave an undemocratic political body. Cunts.
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I wonder, when are Lego putting out their Nazi range?… Deluxe SS playset for Xmas? Lovely…. Or how about the UAE town square set? Where the little figures have chop-offable hands….
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ive heard their bringing one out of Dr mengle and pol pot,the one of chairman mao is due out in early april.
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Check out ‘Polish Kids To Get Nazi Lego’ – sorry I don’t know how to post the link.
I don’t suppose Toys R Us will be selling it any day soon.
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Heard their bringing one out of the kinnock family.
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How about a Klaus Barbie doll…?
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The new Liberal Globalist Lego sets are out next year. They’re avoiding an Xmas release in case that offends, opting for a more culturally acceptable date of May 27th 2017.
In this set all of the bits look the same except the connecting holes don’t quite fit depending on which set you use.
Over time all the pieces get thrown together (as is usual with a large collection of Lego) and the builder has to either force the pieces together (with the special blue and yellow hammer – one supplied with each independent set), or – over time – discover which pieces do fit together and create substructures of one set within the body of the main set.
Eventually the pieces of the main set disappear being replaced entirely by various substructures from many different sets.
Once you have achieved this you can then apply for the Liberal Globalist Technical set. This set does not match with any connector from any set other than it’s own but it does provide a lot of motors and gears to control all of the other sets, and where all of Lego characters in that bit wear black suits, briefcases and carry blue and yellow agendas.
Later on there’s the Liberal Globalist Lego Entertainment Edition where the homes, palaces and islands of the rich and famous are recreated. They look like they can be mixed with any other standard set but the reality being that when you try and place a standard piece in there (after being welcomed in), as they are magnetic, repel the standard pieces as though they weren’t wanted there in the first place after all.
The Liberal Globalist Technical and Entertainment sets can be made to work together so long as you don’t mind splashing out on some like-minded adapters (which only the very rich can afford).
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My mate had one,it was a marc almond one he could never make it stand up,it was always on its hands and knees??should he send it back??
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Have you been reading Franz Kafka again?
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yes i read beschre i bung eines kampfes, its the vicar that does it at the end.
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That’s the whole problem in a nutshell: people (unlike Skidmark) don’t do any research as, I suspect, that would reveal an inconvenient truth.
Lego have reacted as a knee jerk reaction to some sad cunt who,as an adult, still plays with Lego.
I don’t understand these things but could Skidmark comments be put on that cunt Bob Jones’ facebook page. See what he says then. Fuck all is my bet.
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Today’s cunts? Those who wanted to sell our soul out to Europe, Merkel and Remain, today remembering those who actually fought for our freedom…..Yeah, those cunts….
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I saw that terrible Tim Farron lay a wreath today, he looked very shifty and uncomfortable, almost like he was thinking the wrong side one or something
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Farron… Today ‘honouring’ the brave men (and women) who did their bit fighting those Hun cunts, but who also now wants us to stay in the EU and be dictated to by those very same Hun cunts… Like almost all LibDems, the man is a turd…
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I described him to Mrs Johnson as a “shifty looking weasel”. Both him and that Corbyn cunt looked as if they didn’t want to be there -probably right – and were almost certainly thinking of the next thing they can apologise for.
By the way Corbyn looked half pissed at the Remembrance Service on Saturday night.
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Can I add the National Lottery and Cheshire East Council for a good Cunting please?
The lottery now costs a bastard fortune, with fuck’all chance of winning (apart from my lucky fucking mate at uni who scooped the mid-week draw. Lucky Cunt!) and hardly sod’all of the proceeds going to real charities.
We had a kids park down the road (2 mins walk for my 7 & 4 yr olds) which the wankas (national lottery funded) buldozed and allowed cheshire east council to flog as alotments…
Then with the proceeds the CE council, in all their fucking wisdom, ploughed the cash into revamping a kids play park in Sandbach/Elworth oposite the locally famous Bail Hostel. Famous for housing peadophiles fresh from jail…
CUNTS!!!!!
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