Nurofen

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i would like to cunt Nurofen. How the fuck do they get away with it?

They charge upwards of £2.50 a pack. You can buy supermarket brands for about 25p. They are exactly the same – they have to be by law!

Also they have started this ‘ targeted pain ‘ bollocks. It’s nonsense. It’s just the same stuff in the packets and it doesn’t ‘target’ pain. Aren’t they breaking some law? Don’t buy it!

Nominated by: Ozmandias

16 thoughts on “Nurofen”

  1. “What’s in a name?”, etc.
    This label/brand con has been enriching the greedy for decades, at the expense of the gullible.
    Gimme my (exactly the same contents) purchase in a pretty Waitrose packet, not a naff Aldi one at half the price.

  2. Does nurofen help psychosis ?
    I’ll start off by saying i fully sympathise with anybody who has or has had experience with mental illness.
    It’s no laughing matter and we’re all a slip away from it happening.
    But it seems it has got the best of Kanye West.
    This guy has been so arrogant for years , claiming to be the greatest at anything he does and people should be grateful for his contribution to everything.
    But now we know that they were the ramblings of a mad man.

    Again, mental illness is a cunt………

    • “It seems to have got the best of Kanye West”

      Does that make me a rapper now ?
      It’s easy when you know how……

      • Probably trying to play a sympathy card or get his debts wiped as the toys fly once more out of the Kanye pram……Wouldn’t be surprised if the ‘Kayne is mentally ill’ shite is yet another publicity stunt or part of some scam… Like when his slut of a wife was ‘robbed’ in Paris… That said though, a blubbering, heavily sedated and certified Kayne will do me….

      • Mr and Mrs West need to understand one clear thing. There is no cure for being a cunt. And as long as they stand on the earth these cunts will have the disease.

      • Bet Kanye looks great dressed as Napoleon. Or wearing a tinfoil hat and blabbering about alien reptiles…

      • So Kayne hospitalised himself because he had somewhat trump rant at a concert?! that doesn’t make any fucking sense

        Also his rant wasn’t even pro trump he still said that he agrees with BLM and cunts who ambush and kill cops are alright

    • I understand he said something about his “life being at risk by saying this….”
      well dick head cunt muva fkr, I waz down in da slav hood for a couple of yeers, and if I was shooting my mouth off about certain shit, I waz buying my self a one way ticket for a walk in the woods.
      so muva fukr I iz not beleevin your “my life is in danger” shoutings that you did say in front of yur posie and yur masiv (and yur posie dont like your niga ass no more).

      I have done my best to mimic a sort of ghetto rap limpy stoke to get the message accross here, but yes the cunt definatly has something wrong with him, ditto, wife, ditto family. ditto followers and I fully support anyone who wishes to “bust a cap” in their arse and do humanity a favour.

  3. Nurofen Plus are cunts too… Over seven quid for a pack of 32 is frigging outrageous… Co-Codamol for 1.50 and 25p Ibuprofen in Asda, and Bob’s yer uncle, Fanny’s yer auntie…

    • Co-Codamol also has codeine so thats a bonus lol 8 out of 10 drug addicts agree if you extract the codeine from the paracetamol you can get a decent buzz or a bad stomachache *experiences may vary

      • i use cocodamol after i’ve had a catheter up me pipe sans anaesthetic
        with malt whisky, or a decent blended, it’s rather moreish

  4. Well done to the Aussies (that fucking hurts to say!) regarding Nurofen.

    The Australian authorities slapped them with a fine for making false claims about the “targeted pain ” qualities of the product, more or less saying the claims are complete bollocks. The cunts were also told to make their packaging generic, as every one of the types available (back pain, period pain, migraine, etc.) contained exactly the fucking same active ingredients, in exactly the same doses.
    Theiving cunts taking the fucking piss.

  5. I would like to nominate the phrase “bang on trend” sometimes used in conjunction with “that will make it pop”. Fucking pop you in the cunting face you poncy designercunt, wanker. (That’s the only time “pop” should be used). Yes, as used by upcuntcyclers on tv shows. I am probably a cunt for watching such shite in the first place, but as an excuse…….you know when somebody says on a film “whatever you do don’t look” because there is a nasty murder or some such……I have to look to understand the true horror of BBC cuntertainment.
    My wife actually pissed herself for a full ten minutes after seeing the state of one the things they did a cuntover on. Cunts.

  6. We have our own methods, for say a bruise on the skin wife uses oil of worm,which is worms from the garden olive oil and red wine mixed together and place over bruise,works every time,for things like excessive gas ie fart which some still think its demons being expelled ,she will make a you drink mint mixed with lemon and honey,we save a fortune,i suppose its a kin to witch craft a few years back i think she would of been a burnt has a witch,but fuck it it works,or is it just the placebo effect??

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