Keith Vaz [6]

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Spat my tea all over the fucking keyboard when I read in the Daily Mail that the shameless cuntist Keith Vaz had put his name forward for a place on Parliaments Justice Committee and whats more Labour MP’s had backed the cuntster!!! Some Tory MP Andrew Bridgen has managed to force a vote so it will not be another slippery cuntfest for the Vaz hopefully.

The article stated he “put himself forward to fill a vacant spot” good at that is our top cuntster Vaz. Now I have no problem with him being a crafty butcher at least his reported bum mates were over the age of consent but offering to pay for marching powder to help things along NO. ‘Tis not legal.

You Vaz are a shamless cunt take it like a man and retire ‘cos any credibility you once had is long gone. You are a cunt and you make our Parliament which is full of cunts even more cunty (which is going some)

Nominated by: Black Biscuit

21 thoughts on “Keith Vaz [6]

  1. The greasy cunt has been caught out claiming £81 travel expenses for a trip from London to Leicester….only trouble was that he was actually in Tunisia at the time.
    He really must be up there on the Diane Abbott level when it comes to the ability to make normal,sane people consider adopting the Fred West method of population control.
    Talk about playing the race card,the two of them would be in prison if it wasn’t for the fact that they are coloured,and know how to use the authorities fear of being called “racist” to cheat their way out of any charge. It’s the sheer arrogance of the cunts that gets me.
    Both Vaz and Abbott are amoral,puke-inducing shitbags,and I wouldn’t fuck either of them.

    • “I wouldn’t fuck either of them.”

      How anal footing their arseholes? lol your choice of barb wire or sandpaper are the only options for lube

      • I’d imagine that Dianes “private place” is like a 45 gallon drum full of rancid liver…..and even I haven’t plumbed the depths of imagining Keiths “naughty bits”..
        Fucks sake, TS, I’d never been frightened of the thought of Hell,but what if I was condemned to spend Eternity as the plaything in a diabolical Vaz/Abbott threesome!!!…think I’d better mend my ways and pray that it’s not too late. Wonder if that old cunt the Archbishop of Canterbury will pardon me.

  2. Abbott would have no trouble fitting this a slime cunt up her shit funnel they would both enjoy and would delight in telling people what it was like ,the BBC would televise it .

    • That retarded cunt abbott made in sound like he was sick and coming down with a bad flu. Just flatout totally ignoring the allegations and the seriousness, legality of the matter . Hilary must be a fan of hers

      • Tit she wants fucking off she makes problem after problem every cunt has had enough of her ,but what makes me sick if their was a nuclear war that fuck would prob survive she would morf herself into a cockroach .

    • Her shit funnel? Excuse me but I bet it looks more like a grenade has gone off in a mudbank.
      As to the turd rag Vaz, he must have pics of Labour MP’s taking it up the dungtrumpet from farm animals. How otherwise would anyone want to be in the same postcode as that piece of godforsaken shit.

  3. Vaz has got the double whamy in the victim olympics top trumps pack. He is a kermit and a queer. I couldn’t believe some people were actually sorry for the cunt when he was outed. In the good old days people used to off themselves for this sort of thing. Now they get a seat on a parliamentary committee.

    • Your to right skid its got that way now you can have im a sodomite written across your forehead and still have breakfast at tiffanys ,that fucker was a danger to the security of this country ,hes a cunt.

    • …the mention it got on BBC radio this morning was that Vaz was being investigated having ‘ discussed drugs’ with others ….

      Help me fuck ….. this cunt is getting off lightly !!!!

    • Usual double standards.

      No doubt if a “peaceful” band turned up having previously tweeted their support for the shooting of the infidel they’d no doubt get the red carpet treatment and welcomed in with open arms.

      Utter cunts!

  4. I would like recent fireworks and the wankers who are still setting them off, and Porto,s with power tools……. treble cunts

  5. Ruth Jones and Rob Brydon are cunts…
    If I see one of their fucking Tesco adverts once more… The latest one having so-called ‘funnywoman’ (except she isn’t!) Jones ‘shopping’ in Tesco and moaning about ‘Christmas’ and hoping to ‘manage’… The silly patronising fat cow will have no problem with Christmas or Christmas shopping (either getting it or affording it) and the lying bitch also does not shop at Tesco… Brydon is also a cunt for going along with this shite and may I say their substandard Terry and June impressions make me fucking sick… If Tesco want to improve Christmas sales and lure in customers, they could do better than having two totally unfunny moneygrabbing cunts on their commercials….

    • He oughta tell the fat cow to do one, gonna be an expensive xmas what with her having a 20lb turkey to herself.

  6. There was a time when Keith Vaseline would of fallen on his sword long ago. Any sniff of drugs (gissa line) or hint of vice and a politician was gone, even if the restof the cunts were at it.

    People sitting in parliament are expected to at least keep up the pretence of impeccable standards of behaviour so as the rest of us can accept their moral authority.

    Well fuck you legislators it you can do all kinds of nasty shit so can I. Don’t be sending your enforcers to knock at my door, by which I mean the police. If you are not policed neither am.

    Take this as my rejection of your corrupt perverted system.

    Fuck you cunts.

  7. Can we have a new law please? No fuckin xmas adverts before December 1st. I have a hunch that if commercial interests didn’t boost it up every fuckin year. Xmas would just quietly fade away . They create a pressure to ‘conform’ which people feel obliged to go along with . Personally I stopped buying xmas presents when I was 18 and I was out On a cold and wet gloomy December day looking for presents, when I suddenly asked myself ‘ what the fuck am I doing? I’ m only doing this because its’ what’s expected’. I went home and have never bought another xmas present since. Fuck it.

    • Quite agree. Of course the fact that I don’t care enough about any fucker to even send a card,never mind buy a present,helps in my case. Complete waste of money,spending good money on a load of shite that people don’t really want,or they’d have gone and got it for themselves beforehand.

  8. Without doubt one of the uk,s outstanding cunts, from rushing down to Gatwick when the first Romanian plane landed and greeting them like long lost family, shaking one young mans hand vaz excitedly said ” this is exactly the type of person we need in this country ” 2 days later his new best friend was exposed as being convicted of sexual battery in his home country and had only just been released from prison!! Nice one cunt..
    How times have changed, back in the 60,s minister john profumo got caught out banging a 19 old model/ escort, such was his shame he resigned , retired from public life and spent the rest of his time doing volunteer work, old cunt face vaz gets caught up doing some of his Gatwick rent boy friends , even supplied them with coke for their little sex parties, eventually resigned from Home affairs committee ( pushed) showing little remorse, as one door closes another opens goes the expression, but seriously WTF,s going on, the oily odious Cunts slipped straight back in….

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