Guy Fawkes [2]

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Guy Fawkes was a right dozy cunt!

Not only does the useless git fail to blow up the Houses of Parliament, but he’s inflicted nights of misery on us where we piss loadsa money up the wall on fireworks to scare dogs and young children.

And to make it worse, our friendly immigrant multicunturals have highjacked to for Divhali. The fucking banging and crashing goes on to fucking days.

Fawkes needs a great big Saturn V sized rocket up his arse, the cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

35 thoughts on “Guy Fawkes [2]

  1. Shame old Guido isn’t around now: to blow cunts like May, Rudd, Gina Miller, Farron, Clegg, Milliband, Corbyn and Abbott to smithereens… Blow ’em all up so Farage can take the PM job and fuck the EU and fat fuhrercunt Merkel right off….

    Mind you, he’d need a ton of TNT to blow up Diane Abbott, and who would clean up the enormous mess?…

  2. Nicole Scherzinger is a cunt… This talentless bitch is now being given coverage as a ‘pundit’ (I shite ye not, sirs!) on the BBC football site (what a surprise, eh?)… Her qualifications for this? Err… she’s a spraytanned celebricunt bimbo off X-Factor and is going to Sunday’s north London derby with the show’s host (and supercunt) Dermot O’Leary, a post-Premiership Arsenal ‘fan’ (while no doubt some lifelong Gooner or Spurs fan can’t get a ticket)…. She is apparently predicting a close game…. I don’t know whether this is sad or fucking hilarious… Here are the Pussycunt Doll’s ‘predicitions’….

    “In the United Kingdom, you are obsessed with football,” the American told BBC Sport…. “It is the same in the United States, just a different kind of football. I had the honour recently to sing the national anthem for one of the NFL games held in London….”

    “I love soccer, as we call it. I think it is awesome. I love how it brings people together and is all about spirit and the fight, but I don’t really know much about it.”

    So why are the cunts having her on with that mincing Scouse cunt, Lawrenson?!Sums up the BBC, sums up the modern game, and sums up the trashy shithole Blighty has become… And it’s not called ‘soccer’ you thick talentless slag…

    • No lover of either Arsenal or Tottingham, but I bet true diehard supporters are having their piss boiled by those two freeloading celebrity cunts O’ Queery and Slagzinger….

      • Norman,

        The three worst teams in English football:
        1/ Liverpool
        2/ Spurs
        3/ West Ham

        Anyone who supports a team they weren’t born near is a cunt. Ipswich for the European Cup in 2019.

        Whole squadron of pigs flies by.

      • Always respected Bobby Robson’s Ipswich in the 70s and 80s… They ran United ragged in some games… Some great players: Mariner, Gates, Thyssen, Muhren (who was also great for United) and Brazil (who was shite for United)… Think it was a mistake for Bobby to take the England job… Had he stayed at Portman Road he just may well have done a Cloughie at Forest, and took Ipswich to the very top…

        And on the subject of celebricunt ‘fans’ I recall those two cunts, Vic Reeves and Ulrika Jonsson, getting into Old Trafford for free in the 90s… Same goes for those knobheads, Angus Deayton and Zoe Ball… Fucking cunts… I know the Gallagher brothers can be cunts, but at least they are lifelong City fans and went when City were shit (which was a lot in those days)….

      • My lot haven’t played them for a long time, but I still have a burning hatred for Leeds United… Goes back years, from Revie’s dirty cunts up to Sgt Wilko’s cunts and their aeroplane impersonating scum… Cheers for Cantona, Jordan and McQueen though…

    • “Nicole Scherzinger is a cunt”

      But you would need a cutting torch to get me off her.

      Oh Nicole

  3. Don’t want to go all parochial , but it’s always surprised me that Bonfire / Guy Fawkes Night hasn’t really caught on in Northern Ireland , playing second fiddle to Halloween when most of the firework shenanigans occur. Somewhat ironic given that the 11th Night in July is so widely celebrated on the Loyalist side. I suppose two Bonfire Nights would be double bubble given that the Catholic Guido Fawkes failed in his bid to disestablish the political status quo .
    How things (don’t) change ….. I suppose Senor Fawkes is a cunt because he has made me confused – do I applaud his anti-Establishment stance , which at least had some degree of validity, even if I don’t personally agree with his political objectives , or call him a terrorist Cunt ?

  4. Wonder how Guy Fawkes would feel today? Newspapers daring to criticise the judiciary over their ruling on parliament being allowed to fuck over the people again are being compared to the Nazi Propaganda paper Voelkischer Beobachter.

    The duplicity is staggering, corporate rule by Corporations and the elite is fascism, that is the model being followed by the EU. I don’t want to see these cunts blown up, I want them to face prosecution and be judged by truly independent judges who are elected by the people and not selected by the establishment.

  5. I think auld Guido’s attempt on Parliament was because he knew James I (James VI of Sconny Botland) was going to be there, who was a protestant, and auld Guido wanted to fuck everything up so that a nice catholic regent could be found and installed.

    Taking out a whole bunch of parliamentarians would have just been the icing.

    If that film The Purge was a reality in this country I would imagine that MPs would be very high on that shit list, probably just after lawyers (a 2-fore-1 there with most of the corrupt cunt MPs), financial misadvisors and estate agents.

    One can dream…

    • Oh ya fucker….. If The Purge was a reality in this country…..they’d be no cunts left for. is-a-cunt.com, and the site would cease to exist..

  6. Fuck Guy Fawkes, he did fuck all damage, but there are plenty of cunts about today who put him to shame. Sturgeon and her coven of cunts do more damage than that fuc

  7. “Princess Diana’s niece says she envies young homeless people because they “know exactly what they want to do” and “what their talents are”.
    Lady Kitty Spencer, the eldest child of Charles, 9th Earl of Spencer, volunteers as an ambassador at London-based homeless charity Centrepoint.
    Speaking to The Times, the 25-year-old said she struggles to find a purpose in life and admits she could live off her Instagram posts.
    More than 120,000 children will be homeless this Christmas, according to homeless charity Shelter.
    “The young people that have come out of Centrepoint are so focused on one thing,” said Miss Spencer, whose chores include making the teas.
    “They know exactly what they want to do and what their talents are.
    “So for that I envy them. I do battle with what it is that I really want to set my mind to.”

    Of course they know what they want to do you idiot bint, they want somewhere dry warm and safe to sleep, something to eat and a future. If you envy them so much join them on the streets but leave your cash and credit cards at home.

    As you ain’t so bad to look at feel free to cum suck on my cock whilst you think good and hard about what you want to do with your life.

    • Kitty.

      That’s all I needed to read and no more.

      That single nomenclature was all I needed to pigeonhole her as a cunt. A privileged cunt to boot.

  8. I would pay to see Wee Burney go up in pieces…

    Remainers have proved that they are hypocritical softarsed cunts… They’re all blubbing now about decrepit old fart judges being ‘attacked’ by certain newspapers (when they have pissed in the face of 17 million people and democracy) and Gina Thingy being ‘attacked’ by ‘vile trolls’ (she should keep her foreign hooter out of British business)… Yet for the last six months these cunts have been calling all Brexiters thick racists…. And of course Miller and the remainers are pulling the race card yet again… Cunts like that will bring it into anything… If you said to any of these cunts that you preferred a white car to a black one, they would just shout ‘Racist!’ simply because you did not agree with them… And that is called fascism…

    And Saint Lineker of Arselick is squirming over the Mail attempting to get some ‘dirt’ on him, and I hope they do/have… Wonder what he’s getting so itchy and upset about? And, Gary, you should say ‘the vengeful Daily Mail’ not ‘revengeful’ you stupid thick sanctimonious arselick….

    • Like The Doc at Old Trafford and Julius Caesar, Lineker is making a lot of enemies, especially in the media/press… And when they get their chance they will have him… I certainly hope so anyway…

      • I am pretty sure it was well known to the press for years that Cunt Lineker was being a cunt and shut the press up with injunctions etc.
        Let’s hope the Mail do find enough to nail this cunt once and for all.

  9. Fireworks proper do my suede in, I loathe them.
    See my post in fireworks, it’s too long to re-write. 🙄

    For November 5th and New Years Eve, I can tolerate them them, who am I to try and change age old traditions, although fireworks on New Years, only seems to be the thing since the dawn of the new millennium.

    They should be sold on the morning of Nov 5th until until end of trading.
    Then sold again on Dec 31st until the end of trading.

    Bollocks to fucking Doolaly, fuck off over to India, etc if you want to celebrate it and take your fucking fireworks with you.

    There’s a saying,…. When in Rome, do as the Romans do….

    It’s not,…..When in Rome, railroad over their laws, traditions, beliefs and do what the fuck you like!

    • The ‘when in Rome’ mantra is most apt. Trouble is, there’s a massive double standard. If we went to their third world shit hole and disrespected their laws, traditions, religion, etc. what would happen? We’d get beheaded or our hands cut off or something equally extreme and permanent. They do the same thing over here and what happens? We’re told diversity and multi-culturalism is a good thing and not agreeing with that makes you racist. Cunts.

  10. We get the same thing around July 4th and National Ethnic Cleansing Day – oops sorry – Thanksgiving. Mongs start with the fire works a few days ahead of time, sometimes going way past midnight, keeping the likes of actual working people up late when we have to work in the morning. Bastards. Many counties have total firework bans and others have bans on aerial fireworks. What do we get? Fireworks anyway and fucking exploding rockets. Of course, the local cops are all over such violations and nick and fine the perps. Oh wait, I just imagined that. They’re too busy shoving doughnuts down their word holes and nicking motorists for doing 0.000001 MPH above the speed limit. Cunts.

  11. Fireworks….another thing invented by the Chinese.
    Clever cunts…….you’ve gotta admire any nation that creates a written language entirely from tattoos…..

  12. Picking up on Simon DeCuntford’s comment re why no fireworks in Northern Ireland I suspect they have already had too much orf them. In my time oit there during the troubles they were banned for obvious reasons. Recall motoring through Belfast doine the Falls Road/Short Strand areas the year the ban was lifted to lob oit a few bangers at the proddies and fenian cunts and the whole area was deserted. Terrified the shite oit orf a few club door security cunts though. Happy days.

  13. After the last couple of days i am going to struggle to pick a cunt of the year.The frontrunners are:
    Dianne Abbott
    Jeremy Corbyn
    John McDonnell
    George Osborne
    Paul Flynn
    Nicola Sturgon
    Gina. Miller
    Ken Clarke
    David Cameron
    David Lammy
    Owen Smith
    Nicholas Soames
    Anna Soubry
    Tim Farron
    Nick Clegg
    Keith Vaz
    Hilary Clinton
    Eddie Izzard
    Gary Johnson
    Kate Smurthwaite
    Ken Livingstone
    Richard Branson
    Tony Blair
    Harriet Harman
    Caroline Lucas
    Michael Heseltine
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Ken Loach
    James O’Brien
    Sadiq Khan
    Juliet Stevenson
    Angela Merkel
    Martin Schulz
    Guy Verhofstadt
    Jean Claude Juncker
    Lily Allen
    Eddie Izzard
    Bob Geldof
    Nicola Gorb
    Claire Mosely
    Charlotte Church
    Emily Thornberry
    Angela Eagle
    Frances O Grady
    Len McClusky
    Gary Lineker
    Barack Obama
    Shami Chakrabati

    • Top 10 for me:

      1. Lily The Musical Mong
      2. Gina ‘ I Me Mine’ Miller
      3. Kilary Clinton
      4. Saint Gary Lineker of The Blessed Arselick
      5. Wee Burney Sturgey-Krankie
      6. Steven ‘black actresses only’ Moffatt
      7. Benderdict Cuntbercunt
      8. Tim Farron
      9. Fanny Izzard
      10. The Unknown Student (any blue haired, badge covered, anti-Brexit, rapeugees welcome, lefty twat, daddy’s paying, snowflake, skiving student cunt)

      Bubbling under: Wayne Rooney, Fat Sam Allardyce, Madonna, Cara Delevigne, Damon Albarn, Fat Arse Kardashian, Kanye Cunt, Honey G….

    • Can I respectfully suggest you are a cunt for the glaring omission of Stewart Lee. Other than that I would pretty much say you’ve nailed it.
      I really don’t think anyone on your Nominations List deserves to lose!

  14. Poor bastard, leave him alone. Ok, the dippy cunt failed to bomb Parliament but its not his fault the British government has celebrated his death annually, like a warning to anyone that dares. The government are the cunts…again.

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