Young Will has spat his dummy out after comments made on his banal effort on Strictly Cunt Prancing.
I don’t watch that shit but from all accounts there was no way he was going to win, so……he pegs it off to maximise his meejah exposure ahead of his (undoubted) new album release.
Expect the cunt to appear on an edition of CuntFactor soon to bolster his cuntishness! Cunt!
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
Caitlin Moran is a cunt…
If she thinks I am going to help her pay for crap by ‘crowd funding’, she can fuck off… Moran has always been a cunt, but now the pretentious fat cow is an even bigger cunt…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04cqz04
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Fuck, Norman. You nominate some obscure cunts.
As a fellow footballophile ( yes, any Guardianazi reading this, I can invent words too) do you think I should nominate Mick McCarthy or Marcus Evans for a cunting?
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Keano should have kicked fuck out of McCarthy at the 2002 World Cup… I hear McCarthy still avoids Keane…
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Keane was manager of Ipswich for a while and he was fucking shite.
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You don’t need crowdfunding luv, you need talent and for BBC sitcoms not much of it. If the BBC talent bar is too high for you, you really are shit.
Now fuck off.
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I will donate for a crowdfunder for the rancid. cunt to fade into obscurity.Had to read one of her books for a book club years ago.Was shite but so bad it was amusing at times.
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The SJW’s are now saying that strictly is racist and all the viewers are racist because the black people are all being voted off the show. Maybe they just can’t dance. So what next you lefty cunts? Ban public votes on talent shows? Any vote that doesn’t fit the agenda is racist and hence illegal? Vote the fat bird who can’t dance off strictly, racist, vote to leave the monolithic self serving political EU? Racist!
Prefer McDonalds to fried chicken? Racist.
White cloud in the sky? clouds…racists.
Cunts
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Why is Darth Vader the only black one and the Stormtroopers are all white? Star Wars is racist….
The Beatles’ ‘White Album’?! How fucking racist can you get… Also, none of them were black… Therefore The Beatles were racist…
The Milky Bar Kid advertises white chocolate? The little fucker is racist, innit….
Milk in your coffee? Outrageous, bro! What’s wrong with black coffee?!
Milk is racist..
Danger Mouse is white… He is racist… Penfold is nice and brown though.. He good advert for ‘diversity’, right-on…
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I wonder, would they label the great Smokey Robinson ‘racist’ because he was part white and had green eyes?… They probably would, that’s how absurd these snowflake cunts are…
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I have decided that Zebra crossings are racist and promote segregation Black bit White bit? Who do they think they are? It was obviously designed by someone racist. I am organising a protest at a Zebra crossing, too many to choose from though, I’ll get back to ya.
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Ps anyone who walks on a Zebra crossing is racist.
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Although the green man on crossings in Trafalgar Square have been replaced by LBGT symbols (something to do with proofs) .
I don’t know where normal people are expected to cross and it must be very confusing for the old people. The Mayor of London is a cunt.
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My home was actually built on a zebra crossing you think my house is a no good two timing racist?!
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I have heard about your house built on that Zebra crossing. Yes it’s definitely not a racist house as being built on a Zebra crossing it got rid of one of those racist Zebra crossings.
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They had a black milky bar kid in the nineties.
When i was at school,there was only one Pakistani boy and he used to call anybody that had a go at him “a milky bar kid”…….used to piss myself laughing……..
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I’m gonna burn it down just to be certain, I rather be homeless then live in racist house tormented by the souls of zebras
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Ebola………racist
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I remember this cock sucking weirdo cunt on Top Gear cooing to clarkson about cushions & curtains. If anyone in the real world had done anything close to the shit that this daft cunt has just done, they’d have got a good thumping, and quite right too. It doesn’t surprise me that this cunt is eagerly employed by the bbc, I don’t think they employ proper talking straight white people anymore. The cunts.
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Meant to say ‘poofs’
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While on this subject, ‘Crowd Funding’ also needs cunting…
Trust the snowfalke media and the social media wankstains to give it a stupid and pretentious name…
It is not ‘funding’ or ‘charity’ in any way, shape, or form… It is begging and mithering for handouts off strangers… And it’s celebrity or has-been cunts, usually with money and high income, asking for handouts…The loathsome Moran is one example, and another is that cunt who used to play the lezzer in Emmerdale… She got lung cancer from a heavy smoking habit, yet gets her expensive treatment paid for by getting cash of others by ‘crowd funding’… Funny how my mother (and so many others) who got this dreadful disease never got money for their treatment, and my old lady didn’t even smoke… The attitude stinks too though… ‘Hey! I deserve to jump the queue! I’m more important than some kid or old lady! I’m an ex-soap star! Don’t you know who I am?! Where’s the money?!’ Fuck off!
The celebrity culture is a disease in itself, but famous cunts actually begging online for money and actually getting it because they are (or were) famous? It’s sickening, and if begging by homeless people o the streets is illegal, celebrity scum begging online should also be against the law… What a bunch of self important scrounging cunts… Fuck them all…
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You may have to reconsider when I launch my Crowd-funding appeal to pay for a remake of “The Human Centipede” starring Dianne Abbott, Piers Morgan and Benedict Cumerbatch,
Must be good for a couple of quid, Norman.
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Will the Abbott monster be in the middle?
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No,she’ll be right at the back,so that I can titillate her with an electric cattle-prod.
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….. she wouldn’t feel it through her thick skin !
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Too right. Once again this is proof positive of the self entitled age we’re living in these days. All this “Go Fund Me” shit really steams my piss once again. It should be renamed “Go Fuck Me”. Loads of people out there, have bad accidents happen to them and contract diseases that they never asked for, and have to struggle on and manage the best they can, while being pretty much forgotten about, yet some sleb who’s bank account is no doubt straining under the weight of money is asking for handouts for things which are by and large, self inflicted. Cuntishness illustrated.
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I wish the CIA would hurry up and release their updated A.I.Ds virus. Hopefully it can be targeted at the flouncy-poof brigade who seem to think that their petty gripes interest anyone except other poofs and perverts. I’ll happily go and sing “Candle in my Rectum” at the King of the Old Queens, Elton Johns, funeral.
On a different topic,I never did discover which pair of arsebandits spent thousands of pounds on an injunction to prevent anyone finding out about their cheating. It would have harmed their two young adopted children,apparently…. Probably not as much as having to live with two self-obsessed pole-gobblers.
Wonder if they’d care to adopt poor Bungdidin,a 12 year old Afgan refugee who has just landed from Calais….although he might not be quite the tender young meat that they were hoping for….war ages the poor darlings something terrible.
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I’m sure it was the cunt you mentioned ,Dick.
From what i can remember, the unfurnished one was having a bisexual fling with another couple.
I may be wrong,i may be liable ( sorry Dio) but if its true , can you imagine your wife agreeing to a trio and in walked David Furnish…….
PS. How fascist is word predictor trying to write my posts for me …cunt………..
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Now I thought it was an “open” marriage Birdman and the way I read it was that the one named in honour of American slang for toilet was the one in the extra marital threesome with another pair of knob jockey turd burglars. Sing after me:
“It seemed to me that you lived your life with a big cock up your bum,
never knowing who’d shot his load and filled your arse with cum
I couldn’t loathe you more now but liked you when I was a kid, now your crack Is torn and tattered and your pants are full of skids.”
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When i read “married couple” i obviously thought man and woman.
How old fashioned am i ?
Is Alan Fistula really Bernie Taupin , or how ever you spell it , anyway, your a bit of a songsmith……..
COYB………..
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Berndt Tarpaulin I am, incorrigible corrupter of song lyrics. Look out on scurrilous Yank websites where the story’s not been censored. Yes I thought man and woman couple too. No Fuchs given. COYB
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Will Young, takes it up Cadbury Close. Very sensitive lot the chocolateers; danced like a cunt ,saw his efforts on youtube, and can’t take it like a man, shrug and say not for me.
Needs a really good kick in his goolies, and that would need accuracy.
Cunt.
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That uphill gardener, Young, can’t take anything like a man, because he isn’t one… And what’s all that shite about PSTD?…
As he’s a screaming bender who takes it up the Cadbury alley, Young should be used to traumatic stress… The mincing poove cunt…
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PTSD caused by coming out? When did he come out 1866?
For fucks sake Mr Young keep it real and could you manage to throw a couple of grand into my crowd funding appeal to supply all the child refugee’s with Braun electric razors. You now it make sense in the long run.
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You can just picture the moment he ‘came out’
W. Young. “By the way, I can no longer keep it a secret. I’m gay.”
Everyone. “We know.”
W. Young. “Oh. Why didn’t you say something?”
Everyone. “We couldn’t give a fuck. Now go away, you annoying queen.”
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My comments are being blocked from my laptop but not my phone.
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Your laptop is a cunt.
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I had my proxy activated to listen to the cricket. What a silly cunt.
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Further evidence of this snowflake, self-important media whore.
The cunt didn’t want to train in London because of its “negative energy” (I shit you not) what with him being “highly sensitive” to it.
So the cunt “demanded” that his dance partner Karen Clifton travelled 6hrs to Cornwall to train with the cunt and then travel back a further 6hrs, so that he could be close to “a number of household items” he needed to be near to, to help him focus (you couldn’t write this shit in a script – even if it was paid for by the Al-Be-Be-Cerah, via our pockets).
Now that alone is a level of cuntishness over and above what we expect from these Z list piss-stains (who are still deluded that they are actually stars) who end up on this waste of taxpayer’s money.
However to then NOT SHOW UP to do the training makes him almost as big a cunt as James Corden, at least on a par with Jamie Oliver!
Well Will you have plenty of media attention now! Is that because of your wonderful vocal talent, superb back catalogue of albums and your dynamic personality? No Will, it’s because you are quite clearly a monumental CUNT!
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/strictly/554864/will-young-strictly-come-dancing-skipped-rehersal-cornwall-partner
P.S. Were the things you needed to be near to at home a value tube of KY and a Black Mamba dildo?
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Stupid cunt of a bum bandit, typical of the fuck to have a hissy fit. What is it with these untalented cunts that think we adore them and worship there every move, useless fucking cunts
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To all the cunts who showed up in Downing street today to protests the government should do something about the Russians bombing Syria; there is your riffle and there are some bullets, now get over there and get stuck in. Cunts.
And the Home Office are a set of cunts for building a wall so the press cannot take photos of the middle aged men being let into the country posing as children. Cunts.
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I hope Putin’s boy flatten the fuck out the fucking place… They can also bomb Calais while they’re at it…
Talking of the ‘children’/refugees/wogs from ‘Da Jungle’ they are all old enough for active service, yet they’re not fighting any war… The yellow bollocked cunts leave the fighting to Kurdish and Syrian women, while they loiter around Europe: fleecing welfare systems and attacking women….Dirty, greasy bastard cunts..
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Lineker quoted … ” Wonder what makes some people feel, by sheer good fortune of place of birth, superior to others. I need a lie down.”
… ‘ by sheer good fortune of place of birth’ … It wasn’t good fortune that our forefathers fought, and many lives were lost in two world wars to defend ‘this place of birth’ and make it is what it is today …..
What is it with these ‘fleeing’ Cunts that make them just ‘up sticks’, I’m fucking out of here … leave it to others .. Cunts.
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” Wonder what makes some people feel, by sheer good fortune of place of birth, superior to others. I need a lie down.”
I guess its the same thing as people who were born in the 6 yard box thinking they are better footballers than others. Now go for a lie down and never get back up again you jug eared crisp salesman.
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After talking about his golden boot the other day, it got me thinking.
Is that the only reason he is considered a “legend” ?
Apart from an fa cup , he done fuckall .
Legend, more like bellend …….
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And by the way, Garry, that is a straw man argument. No body is saying they are better than anyone else due to the place of their birth. What they are saying is that these cunts ARE NOT CHILDREN.
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Lineker needs to wind his neck in and keep to flogging crisps.
Just because someone has a different view to you they get the racist card pulled out on them by cunts like you.
I am sure the ABBC are fully behind your tweets but I await the day another employee of the ABBC gives an alternative view and doesn’t get sanctioned or sacked. Fucking balance, bollocks.
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Cause of the day for the bone idle fuckers. They have their ‘children’ coming from Calais in the form of fully mature rape apes, next week it will be Palestine or transgender toilets again. Boo hoo, you perpetually aggrieved cunts, why not protest something the rest of Britain give a fuck about. Thought not…..
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I don’t have anything against chutney ferrets, whatever vile depraved things they get up to behind closed doors is up to them. What stiffens my shit is all the drama that seems to go with it. Fucking drama queen cunts.
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That’s the problem with these cunts. They have to shove their poofness in our faces, though not literally happily.
Fucking Gay Pride marches full,of mincing poofs. It’s not normal you cunts. Just get on with what you do and stop shouting from the rooftops at every opportunity.
Is Putins airforce free to hire ?
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Maybe we should stop talking about strictly, bgt and z-list factor. It’s already a given that they are cunts and the newspapers are always full of the shite anyway.
I cant believe that in the year 2016 that ballroom dancing , cake baking and cabaret are the most popular talking points in the paper and get the amount of doss cunts watching it.
Also the coverage twat gear,dobberton abby and Dr who gives a fuck, get in the rags months before they are aired. Its not fucking news , it’s the fucking telly ffs…….
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Will Young is an arrogant overated shirt lifting cunt.Strictly should play I think I better leave right now in the opening credits to take the piss out of him.
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Will Young is a monumental cunt, I remember seeing him years ago on some TV chat show Mrs Boaby was watching. (probably Alan Shitmarsh).
Anyway,
Will Young sauntered on with a fucking walking stick and a fucking cravat thinking he was some kind of Thespian because he had been cast in some shit West End Show.
My mate works at the BBC and he said Will only signed up to Strictly because he misread the contract as “Strictly Cum Farting”
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Talking of funding appeals, I see The SPIV has just made a blatant appeal for more funds.he actually stated that donations were his only form of income and that without more his site would have to close. Of course he can.t get a job because his work is vital t o the national interest and requires a100% of his time. He says his site costs £300 a month , is that right? Oh and according to him jo cox is still alive.
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Spivey should be in Broadmoor, the fucking insane cunt…
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I’ve just scanned his begging letter. He says Ian Brady is dead and Myra Hindley is still alive and that they didn’t kill anybody. Two of my relatives, now dead, who were in the prison service, heard the tapes. I never want to hear them or read the transcripts. I dunno how this cunt Spiv sleeps. He must be some kind of psychopath himself. Brady and Hindley were pitiless fuckers and anyone denying that these filthy shitbag deviants tortured little children, one heard crying for her mother, is a complete and utter cunt. The word cunt is too good, more like a gastropod’s shitstain. Even the conspiracy theorist must think he’s a cunt, he was bellyaching about not being invited to speak. He ought to fuck off and tattoo Ludo on his todger so he can pretend it says Llandudno. Cunt.
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I’d like to award the Spivey cunt an anal fistula for denying the moors murders and saying that Brady is dead and Hindley is still alive in the content of his begging letter. It says something when conspiracy theorists don’t invite him to speak and he bellyaches about it. Shame he didn’t go to Poland but he knows fuck all and so ain’t dangerous. The cunt.
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Since I’ve found this site, i keep hearing about this spivvy cunt .
I’ve been blown away with the shite that I’ve heard from fellow cunters about him , the guy is clearly nuts, but talking that shit about the moors murders is fucking worthy of a doing in my book. The whole horrendous story is still ongoing as graves are still unfound. Sick cunt……
The other week I heard there was a drama about the moors murders and I thought “nah that’s fucking low”. The years have gone by , but that’s still raw……
Anyway ,I’m off to look up spivvy and maybe try and through a few bullshit conspiracies his way…….
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This is his website Birdman. http://chrisspivey.org/
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Good the lisping cunt fucked off. All the talent of a mummified bell end. The only fucking song this cunt has released I agree with is, think I better leave right now. Too right you prick of a cunt
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