The New European

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There’s a new weekly paper out called “The New European”. I caught sight of a pile of unsold copies in our local Co-op.

Apparently it’s “the voice of the 48%” and the cover story (“We want to be French” I kid you not!) concerned a family of smug suspiciously middle class looking vegetables who were moving permanently to France because of the Brexit vote. I’m willing to bet The New European has cover to cover stories of how thick the rest of us smelly oiks all are but I’m fucked if I’m going to waste money buying a copy to find out.

Not having read it I can’t really consider myself informed enough to nominate it as a cunt, but I’m willing to hazard a wild guess that it really, really is…

Nominated by: Mr Bastard

30 thoughts on “The New European

  1. it appears your instinct for spotting cunt is spot on, Mr Bastard. Any doubt was removed in my mind when you mentioned they’re asking for money. Jesus H. Christ if it was free I might pick it up for a brief look were it a new publication. But a couple of quid? Tell ’em they’re dreaming! (The cunts)

  2. BBC News again prove they are cunts….
    What’s their top headline this morning? Earthquakes hit Rome? Russian warships close in on Syria? Jose’s United see off Pep’s Blue Bastards?

    No, it’s ‘Who has won The Great British Bake-Off?’
    Jesus Horatio Hornblower Christ, they really are cunts…

    • They just had a massive circle-jerk on the Victoria Derbyshire show over that arsewank.
      I expect it will be number one on the BBC News Website and the lead story on the 6pm & 10pm News.
      Least it beats the Gary Lineker endorsed Calais Migrant propaganda they have been running for weeks

      • Fucking BBC are fucking buffoons that cunt fuck lineker is a traitor if they brought back public hangings i would expect lineker to be the first one to have the noose placed over his fucking head and the BBC would all follow suit esther rantzen would prob look forward to it.

  3. And what is it with these PC cunts calling a female actor an actor? She”s a fuckin” ACTRESS for fuck sake;my bit on the side is my MISTRESS,not my MISTER…..CUNTS…..Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • That dead tranny bint wannabe, on it’s demise the other week was referred to as an “actress: so there’s the cuntitude of double standards amongst the politico luvvie set.

  4. i see liniker and lilly the retard are disaatisfied with the reaction they got from the papers and public over crying and appoligising on the uk,s behalf to the immigrant shit stains.
    I wonder if they have been on is a cunt yet,then they would have good cause to be upset…..anti cunt sniper required

    • No they wouldn’t have just cause because every reaction to their cuntitude on here was an honest and truthful one, and if they can’t handle the truth that they are cunts then they can simply fuck off and keep their thoughts, opinions and aplogies to themselves! Cunts.

  5. They seem to have an almost religious fervour about their love for the EU

    I suspect federalism is the new nationalism.

    In any event 52 is bigger than 48, so deal with it

    • I saw the BBC stating those figures for the Trump v Clinton debate, they claimed Hillary won the debate by a landslide at 52% to 48%
      Nothing like the BBC and their bias, cunts

  6. It all stems vack to 1066, all this wanting to be french shite. The Norman conquest and all that. It became de rigueur to favour anything frenchist, food, clothes, culture and language over anything English. It still is today, among the pretencious bourgeois chatering classes. These cunts seem to think anythinh french is “civalised” while looking down their nose at anything British, much as the cheese eating surender monkeys do themselves. Cunts to a man.

    • Allegedly Skiddy, the word Autumn is a Norman French import word and prior to that in England it was referred to as the Fall. Now if we reverted to that we might be thought of as trying to emulate the Yanks. You cant win. Sorry for trying to be a clever cunt with me useless information.

      • I tried a copy of The New European, but I found it a bit too rough on the arse. No doubt written by a load of pissed off daddy’s trust-fund whiners who decided to create this pile of rancid shit because they can’t find the toys they flung from the pram when the vote didn’t go their way. That day created a big hissing noise when their cocky self entitlement bonfires got pissed on. They want to be French? Holy Christ? They clearly see themselves as a group of cutting edge Bohemian hipsters?

        It was good to know that the overly confident French were cut down by hailstorms of arrows in 1415 and used way too many numbers of men on a mud-sodden battlefield which ended up being too narrow for their swollen ranks. Henry V and Erpingham knew what they were doing.

      • Your correct, Allan. Autumn comes from the frenchy automne but it wasn’t until the 18th century that it took over from Fall in common usage.

  7. I saw on Sky News that the fat, got lucky, munter cunt warbler Adele has told the Yanks not to vote Trump and also saying “I support Hillary, 100% I do.” Which just proves she’s not wasted one of her dearth of brain cells considering her “endorsement”. Now had she considered the pile of shit she is backing she might have come down on the side of Trump at, say 55 to 45, as the lesser of evils but no, Hillary is a dodgy bint and dodgy bints must stick together. Hillary, of Adele, declares herself “a huge fan.” Well you’d need one to waft away the smell of such bullshit Anyway it’s none of the Tottenham Not Totty’s business the fat, useless, multi-talentless (I nicked that one) mong faced turbo cunt.

    • Well I guess Adele can stand proud beside her fellow fembot, Hillary-voting shitcunts like Katy Perry and Chloe Moretz. Yes, let’s vote for a vicious, corrupt. rape-apologist/defender who impeded a federal investigation because………… vagina.

  8. Strictly speaking the Normans where not French at all, they were “Norseman” , vikings who had conqured that part of France,

    So the only two times the French have beaten us in the whole of history

    (a) The fielded a team of ringers – Vikings
    (b) They were led by a crazy virgin who heard voices (Joan of Arc)

    Not a great track record

    • Yes, but it was 6 generations after Viking King Rolling pledged allegiance to frenchy King Charles 3rd that William invaded England. Time enough for them to pick up bad frenchy habits.

  9. ‘They take their cookery from Paris and their opinions from Moscow.In left-wing circles it is always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman and that it is a duty to snigger at every English institution, from horse racing to suet puddings. It is a strange fact, but it is unquestionably true that almost any English intellectual would feel more ashamed of standing to attention during “God save the King” than of stealing from a poor box.’ From George Orwell’s ‘England Your England’

  10. To be honest these remoaners can’t be all that savvy themselves if they think a £2 print publication is going to sell to a 48% target market. Who’s a dumb cunt now?

  11. Counter magazine ..The Brexiter…thought bubble …” Those intuitive , independently minded non-cunts freeing themselves of the shackles of homogenised , insular tyranny……”

  12. You don’t have to waste £2 on this arsewipe publication to know what the contents are. The word “idiots” appears in the speech bubble in reference to those who voted leave. No doubt more of the same inside.
    Pathetic, grizzling, spoilt little cunts.

  13. I noticed on the front of The New Europen, the caption, ‘ I wonder if dogs think’

    They do. I know this because, when I’m yelling at mine for nicking my fucking sarnie…..the cunt….that the way he looks at me, he’s thinking, “go on, keep going, push your cunt face in mine once more and I’ll bite your fucking nose off, then shit on your bed, cunt”

    Move over Mr Attenborough.

  14. I saw the New Europeans magazine today looking somewhat like a National Geographic with a picture of dirty wogs on the front. You couldn’t wipe your arse on it though because it was a glossy like Jeyes or San Izal. What a cunt!

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