The Cronut

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I have just had my day ruined by the Cronut. When I woke I was blissfully unaware of the cronut, sadly no more….

The cronut is a cross between a croissant and a doughnut and was “invented” by some frenchist ponce in New York but is now available in UK. Well London, but hey London is all that counts, right?

Cunts are willing to queue for an hour at 7 am for the honour of paying a fiver each for one. How empty must your life be that a baked product takes on such significance?

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

17 thoughts on “The Cronut”

  2. It looks fucking vile, and as I have serious gall stones would probably see me back in A&E what a load of old poncy transatlantic bollocks.
    I could almost buy a whole cigarette for a fiver and it won’t give me gall bladder melt down and I won’t need to queue up like some smack head waiting in line for their meth fix.
    Wankers.

  3. The Cronut eh? What a load of old upmarket shite,wheeled out for the Londistanium Chelsea tractor brigade of all intelligence and no brains.Paying £5 for a cake with a fuckin” hole in the middle?.Cunts…………..Baaaaaaaaaah

    • They will have these at Stamford Bridge, no doubt about it… I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when I discovered that they now sell papaya juice on The Chelsea Shed… Alongside The Stretford End, The Shed was the most infamous stand in Britain… Now it’s full of cunts drinking papaya juice and (probably) eating cronuts…

  4. In Leicester in the sixties on Christmas Eve people used to queue up outside Walkers butchers for Pork Pies for Christmas Day. It was something of a tradition to have pork pie for breakfast on the day. I think it’s a tradition that should be kept on by queuing to force feed goat worriers with said pork product. Regarding the cronut, half a croissant, half a doughnut, squirt of cream, in yer gob job done about 50p, no queue, instant guts ache. Cunts.

  5. I’d like to cunt rain. It’s fucking pissing down and my cat’s waiting for me to get the chicken from Tesco. Might have to get the car out. Why doesn’t it do it during the night when people are asleep?

  6. This shite is worse than ‘Frurt’ (aka frozen yoghurt) and bellends who pay a fiver for a bowl of cornflakes in a ‘cereal cafe’…. And any cunt who actually queues up for one of these cronut abominations should be certified and taken out of civilised society… Same goes for mongs who queue overnight for Apple products or Harry Potter/J Kunt Rowling books…. Fucking wankers….

    • As Basil Fawlty said “that type would wear a dog turd round their neck if they thought it was fashionable”
      Cunts the lot of them

  7. British Summer Time or Daylight Saving Time is a cunt,

    What cunt thought this was a good idea? Nobody ever remembers when the fuck to change the clocks until some cunt reminds them and then some cunt forgets and messes things up for some other cunt. I think we should have a referendum on this cunt behavior. Time is the time and time waits for no cunt, so dont be a cunt and try to change the time so you get an extra hour in bed you lazy cunt. So dont forget cunters the clocks go forward at 2:00am. See you later or earlier! What a piece of cunt.

    • There was a piece on radio four about this, which turned into a debate on Scottish independence, because an SNP twat was for keeping this whole bst nonsense, and some English mp was for scrapping it. I fucking hate driving home from work in the dark, I see very little daylight in work, so I would love to see the end of it.

  8. We have something similarly expensive in Australia that are sold in suburban shopping centres at ridiculous prices. It is supposedly a cross between a croissant and a Chelsea bun that comes in a variety of flavours. They cost 8 dollars. A reasonably good croissant or Chelsea bun costs no more than 2 dollars elsewhere.
    Those who buy the hybrid from the thieving cunts selling them want their heads read.

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