Marcus Brigstock is another pompous, self aggrandising socialist weasel masquerading as an intelligent comedian.
He is not funny, and his rhetoric is the same as Uber cunts Bragg and Self. Intelligent fuckers like these fawned over The War Criminal Tony Blair …enough said.
Nominated by: The Captain
I had no idea who this cunt is so I googled him and it appears he is a comedian but more importantly he has dual British and French citizenship. Post Brexit cunts like him should be compelled to make the choice; British or Johny Foreigner. And if it is the latter then they can fuck off to the shit hole of their choosing.
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I am aware of this cunt but didn’t realise he was a comedian. Well you live and learn.
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Comedian seems to have a very loose definition these days. That cunt Andy Parsons is another unfunny cunt, talks like he is constantly constipated so shit has to come out of his mouth. Cunt managed to get on question time last week, showing of his left fucktard pretensions.
Andy Parsons your humour is vanilla and as clever as a rat using a blender as a fairground ride. Marcus is another pretentious cunt, the only clue he is a comedian comes when they introduce him.
Cunt
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Parsons is a cunt…It boils my piss that someone that’s never once made anyone laugh ever is classed by the BBC as a TV worthy comedian… He’s also a soft cunt who avoids ‘offending’ people… Not much good at all as a comedian then, is he? The man is an absolute fanny, and about as funny as the clap…
The term ‘comedian’ is indeed used loosely these days, Sixdog…
How can anyone refer to that horse faced cunt, Miranda Hart, as a ‘comedian’?* All this one trick gee-gee does is say ‘Is it just me’ and then spout a load of middle class Maltesers commercial wimmin’s bullshit… And the fact that she actually titled her last tour ‘My, Like, Y’ Know, Live Show’ proves beyond doubt that Mister Ed’s bastard daughter is a monumental cunt…
* Is it now ‘sexist’ and un-PC’ to use the term ‘comedienne’ nowadays? Must ask the Twittermong Offence Police…
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Her real name is Miranda Hart Dyke. Her old man was captain HMS Coventry in the Falklands in `82.
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Parsons is comedy gold compared to that Irish cunt O;Brain or whatever the cunt’s name is. He has the uncanny timing to make something that wasn’t funny in the first place into drawn out embarrassment.
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BTW, a petition to trigger article 50 now. Not by the end of March next year. Now.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133618
Its already past the 100,000 mark required but the more the better.
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Signed already, the map is interesting, the areas with most eastern European immigration has the most votes, coincidence?
Maybe they should have one on commonwealth immigration, would be interesting.
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You’re kidding me, there’s no number against this cunt’s name? I thought he’d be 4 deep on the cunting scale at least by now.
I can fully understand Brigstock having a left-leaning libero-socialist viewpoint. What with Daddy being a rich banker and all that, what!
It pisses me off that these faux-socialist guttersnipes feign to have socialist views but in reality are cast iron capitalist racists who want more migrantees to come into blighty (to look good in the press and to their equally nauseating ilk)…just so long as it’s not next door to them in their Kensington/Knightsbridge apartments.
Pathetic po-faced cunts the lot of them. In fact you only ever see these cunts on Mock the Week or QI along with a carefully picked leftard audiences geared to laugh at their humourless observational shite!
Oh, and Marcus, talking in an authorative manner does not make you an authority on that matter. No matter how much you’d love folk to believe you’re the most intelligent person on any show you’ve conned your way into, you’re not, you’re just a cunt like the rest of ’em!
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Cards on the table ,i ave always thought Brigstock to be funny ,the one shining light on BBC radio 4. I don’t think he hides who he is unlike a lot of the other cunts who call themselves comedians/funny female. ,(is funny female better than comedienne ?) I’m not saying the guys hilarious ,but he does have a pop at cunts when a lot of the others just talk about shit that pleases sheltered grown up posh kids…Sarah Millicunt is the fucking worst ,trying to make out that sounding like a thick Geordie is something funny ,i suppose it is to the Oxbridge lot . i hope on return to the north ,some cunt hides a 7inch dido up her arse………
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Agree with Birdman here. Brigstocke can be funny, shame that he has to be socialist but most luvvies are because Labour govts kick a load of dosh at the arts.
I’ve seen him live and he was excellent so I’m cunting the cunts who cunt him because they have no sense of humour and there are much better cunts to cunt.
What about the shortarsed fuckpig Hislop, the most deeply unfunny cunt Patrick Kielty,and the really unfunny chuffwart Jimmy Carr?
There’s a perfect set for joint cunting.
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He’s not funny. He’s a prick. This very afternoon I saw a photo of him and thought “what a cunt”.
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Agreed he is a condescending cunt who got where he is through privillege and nepotism. Cant stick the cunt.
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I would like a massive cunting for persons in this country who are taking part or thinking about taking part in the “scary clown” phenomenon. I ask you wise cunters is there not enough fuckwittery in the World already? We have enough fucking nutjobs hanging around schools and woods as it is without Boppo the clown charging through the undergrowth clutching a boner. I suggest open season on these cunts muller the bastards if you get the chance. The police are taking this seriously as some of the mongtards have been seen with knives. Shit, now as well as watching out for mussie nutters screaming bollocks and stabbing people, Romanian begger thieves, pickpockets , muggers and buggers I have to watch out for fucking clowns!!
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Coming soon…
Reports of stupid cunts dressed as clowns being punched in the face.
Reports of stupid cunts dressed as clowns being nutted.
Reports of stupid cunts dressed as clowns being kicked in the bollocks
Reports of stupid cunts dressed as clowns being rushed to A&E to have their knives, axes etc removed from up their arses.
Hopefully
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I would think if some cunt comes charging at you clown suit or not they can expect a good slap, now if said cunt comes charging out of nowhere and ends up with said knife protruding from their left eye socket of in there jugular what did they expect?
Far as I know carrying a knife is illegal clown suit or not. Wonder how this works in Texas?
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Fucking arseholes. I was at my favourite dogging site last night,and couldn’t get moved for cunts dressed like Coco the Clown. I put my balaclava away,did up my flashers mac and went fucking home. Cunts.
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These cunts are giveing real clowns a bad name.
Cunts.
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You want scary clowns? Seems there’s one in Suffolk running around with a machete attacking people. Really.
Now THAT’S a scary clown…
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Trouble with all these so called entertainers is they don’t stick to their jobs. We don’t want you to lecture us on politics, entertain us or fuck off. You don’t live in the real world or do a proper job anyway so you are going to believe all that socialist lefty bollocks. You’re already a gullible cunt, thinking you can preach to us makes you an even bigger cunt.
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Hislop got a mention earlier and couldn’t agree more. But it’s the audience at Have I Got News For You that are the real cunts. They are the true-blue, arctic-grade cunts here. They laugh at everything and anything on that show, no matter how banal, obvious or downright bland. Merton has a moment or two that can be deemed amusing, though I’m rapidly going off him in his dotage. But Hislops smug, self-satisfied fizzog when he thinks he’s got off a good one beggars beleif. Fucking looks like a deflated well-kicked football that’s been ravaged by a bull-terrier.
Anyway, back to the audience…Fucking cunts to a man. Leftie leaning, fawning, star-struck twats that should given a good talking to.
Thankyou for listening doctor. Shall I take my medication now?
Goodbye.
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Shami Chakrabarty needs a good cunting.
Another leftie preaching about the evils of Grammar Schools and how unfair private education is in general….Whilst sending her kids to a private school….Oh the irony….What prize cunt.
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