…and now we have, so you’re sacked!
No issue with Vaz’s sexual inclinations, I just think he’s a cunt! A shady cunt too because a few years ago now he was due to be raked over the coals for some “financial irregularities” and he mysteriously developed a heart condition with made him too ill to be questioned. Bit convenient that Keith mate, don’t you think?
Anyway, I have no doubt that the thousands of your “peaceful” friends who you lead in a march during the 80’s (to ban Salman Rushdie’s Satanic Verses book) will be wholly tolerant of your life choices.
Even though you are a Christian you were very quick to jump on the “peaceful” appeasement wagon to keep your greedy ass elected in Leicester East (which is a very “peaceful” area indeed).
Thing is, Keith, had you not dodged being questioned, and then hopefully tried and convicted of your “financial irregularities”, you could have has as much botty boy action as you heart desired in prison and it wouldn’t have cost you a penny, well, maybe a pack of benny hedges.
If I were you Keith I’d be ringing your private doctor again (NHS not good enough for this Labour stalwart) and see if he can knock up another sickie note for you.
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
Vaz is a shameless cunting self publicist who now has more publicity than he could have dreamed of and he doesn’t like it. Fucking hypocrite.
Whilst on the publicity cunt theme can I nominate Michael Mansfield QC for a cunting.
Hardly a high profile case or issue goes by without this Republican cunt trying to get in on the act. The sooner he fucks off the better.
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Michael Mansfield … Isn’t he that bender who used to present 70s music show, ‘Supersonic’?
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I would like to think it was as that would make him a bigger cunt than I thought he was anyway.
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People, especially silly fat wogs, keep saying “he hasn’t done anything illegal”.
But didn’t he offer to pay for some class A drugs ( I’m assuming cocaine, the benders drug of choice)? If that drug deal had in fact gone through, regardless if fat Vaz had partaken or not, the drugs would have been his because he paid for them and it is the possession of drugs which is illegal, not the consumption. It merits a full police investigation at least, were class As at the scene and did the silly fat slaphead paki poof pay for them?
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Show intent to supply even if not in possession and the crime is complete. The crooked criminal cunt is a cunt.
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Good point, if he bought the coke to give to a third party that is supply. I knew a bloke did five years for PWITS and all he had was a bit of personal and a bit of cash.
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According to the transcripts, what Vaz actually said was that if anyone brought cocaine to the next meeting, he would reimburse the person who had paid for it.
That’s not the same as buying or supplying, and even if the police had turned up, it would only be the person actually holding it (presumably the person who had originally bought it) who would be done for possession.
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He would be liable under law for facilitating the acquisition and supply of an illegal substance. He probably wouldn’t be charged with it but you can bet your arse you or I would be.
Another hypocritical politician happily taking a fat salary plus expenses to pontificate over the masses and yet more corrupt and perverted than the vast of majority he helps to rule. I wonder what he did for the press to turn on him?
Sure as he likes a pole up his arse he is one of many politicians the press know all about, they expose him and say fuck all about the rest.
The whole rotten system has to fall. Vaz you’re a cunt indeed, do the decent thing for once and take a few more corrupt perverts down with you.
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I wouldn’t do anything with my arse (betting or otherwise) where Vaz is concerned.
Shitstabbing poof cunt.
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I don’t see how Vaz would be liable for facilitating the acquisition or supply if the charlie had already been bought and paid for by someone else.
It’s far more likely that the rent boy would be done for supplying to Vaz – and since the rent boy was in the pay of the Daily Mirror and presumably being advised by them, they will have advised him not to get involved in any criminal activity which could destroy his credibility as a source and/or witness.
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“what Vaz actually said was that if anyone brought cocaine to the next meeting, he would reimburse the person who had paid for it.”
So he was being complicit in the payment and distribution of an illegal drug. Well that makes everything OK then….
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Possession yes but that would fall under conspiracy to supply. If anyone puts up the cash or has a part to play in anyway with someone obtaining the drugs even if they thrmselves never ‘possess’ them, then they are guilty of conspiracy to supply. Vaz probably has not done enough to quite meet this threshold HOWEVER he has said enough to provide reasonable suspicion that he might be involved in supplying drugs and thats enough to search his properties etc. cunt.
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Vaz is a complete cunt… A Blairite shitstabber…
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Keith Vaz. It is a truism that “every dog has it’s day”. Seeing him outed as ” an alleged” purveyor of young rent boys has made my day and made a cunt of his. I’ve always disliked that greasy, odious little shiny-headed wretch.
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Vaz is a corrupt crook who will be compromised to fuck .
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The crooked,thieving,greedy shit-stabber will be elevated to the House of Lords after he loses his seat at the next election. The establishment look after their own,and I bet keith knows where the skeletons are buried.
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Also worth noting the hypocrisy shown by the cunts in the press gleefully reporting Vaz’s antics and berating Corbyn for failing to condemn him. Where were these same newspapers when Whittingdale was taking a dominatrix prostitute abroad on ministerial jollies? They all knew about it, they all knew she was handing out her “business cards” in the House of Commons bar, but they chose not to report it.
And even when the story did finally emerge online via a former hack from The Independent, no national leader columns berated Cameron for insisting that Whittingdale’s private life was a private matter. Could that possibly be because Whittingdale was anti-Leveson perhaps…? The Daily Mail even described Whittingdale as their “asset”. The press can no longer claim to be “holding the powerful to account” when they are so fucking hypocritically selective about precisely who they choose to hold to account.
And today, zombie-faced Theresa May (or was it Zelda from Terrahawks?) had the gall to say, directly referencing Vaz, that MPs must “maintain the public’s confidence in them or consider their positions”. Funny that she kept so fucking quiet about Whittingdale…
(Obviously none of this is intended to excuse the cuntitude of the Janner-protecting cunt Vaz).
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Fred, Maybe it is because we expect Tories to be slightly creepy sexual deviants.
I’m thinking Michael Gove will be the next in the spotlight.
Something involving a spacehopper, an industrial size tub of Swarfega and half a dozen woodland critters.
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You mean *this* Michael Gove, Odin?
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/michael-gove-could-add-rich-8328091
The final sentence is particularly priceless.
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That is way too tame Fred.
There has do be something in the pipeline involving quadrupeds and an ad hoc lubricant.
And yes, that last bit was indeed worth a giggle. 🙂
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I would like to see that snidey cunt Gove being force-fed said spacehopper into his hoop, the sneaky bespectacled little shit.
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You are correct Fred, I said at the time that Whittingdale was compromised to fuck .the Press played him like a fiddle because they knew, he knew, they knew.Cunt.
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And let’s not mention a certain ex-Chancellor who likes to wear a dog’s collar and bark like one when ladies of the night whip him… No wonder he’s gone all quiet….
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I’m told ,nudge nudge ,don’t ask , that there is more to come that just might see this repulsive little rectal boil get well and truly speared.
Today Corbyn and Livingstone came out in support of Vazeline so we can see the level of morality we are dealing with here.
The Labour Party is a fecal nest of corruption that needs cauterising with the well favoured white hot metal fencepost.
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Just like Cameron and his cronies came out in support of Whittingdale – so we can also see the level of morality we are dealing with there too. The Conservative Party is also a fecal nest of corruption that needs cauterising with the well favoured white hot metal fencepost.
Cuntitude is no respecter of political allegiance. They are all cunts and all just as bad as each other.
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You know what you’re getting with the Tories, the socialist scum in Labour are hypocritical beyond the pale.
I am enjoying watching Labour die a painful death.
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You know I see the problem with all of this, I don’t mind I have employed rent a bike on quite a few occasions of all shspes sizes and races, thing is I admit it which makes me abhorrent to the masses, however should I look down my nose at others and pretend to be lilly white I would probably have made it in the world of bulshit.
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I’m just guessing that you weren’t paying for the services of Polish rent boys though?
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I wouldn’t buy a used twin tub from “Jim the washing machines salesman”. Maybe he should have been a vacuum salesman. Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. Or selling his own brand of wet/dry machines- VAZ.
Sanctimonious cunt of Geldofesque proportions.
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Paying for a male prostitute is one thing, even for an MP. Having unprotected sex and then going home to your wife and children, not knowing what you may have contracted makes you an utter cunt.
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The Latvian au pair must have been washing his underpants
You can see why he likes open borders
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I’d like to cunt Amy Schumer. Not only is she deeply unfunny she has now decided that women who don’t want to identify as feminist are “insane”.
Well done Schumer, you’ve just shown why a very small percentage of women want to identify with feminism you unfunny cunt. I thought feminism was fighting for the right of women to be whatever they want. What am I thinking? That was early feminism not the man-hating fact avoiding cunty third wave feminism. For those cunty bitches women have to do things that are on the pre-approved feminist list.
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I may upset Amy a wee bit here, women to me are the attractive ones I would like to shag and the ones such as Amy are domestic appliances, fit for chores and other tasks that men should not be performing.
It’s called humour Amy, try it.
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but my dishwasher does not whine as much as Amy
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The dishwasher probably looks better though, Andy…
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Amy Schumer is another unfunny face like a bag of spanners doodle dandy cunt… Just like that other unfunny yankee twat, Amy Sedaris… What a coincidence…
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Schumer looks like a fucking cabbage patch doll but not as good looking. Unfunny self absorbed Cunt.
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Up until now I was happily ignorant of Amy Schumer. I just had to google her to find out what a cunt she is. I wasn’t disappointed.
What a harridan. An invitation from Loose Slags is surely on its way to her.
Fucking old bag.
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Black Lives Matter need another cunting. Their next protest is as follows:-
Autumn is a racist season because trees reject leaves for being brown.
Brown leaves matter.
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Harambe’s life mattered dammit! harambe would still be alive if it wasn’t for black people
BLM is government backed soros funded and msm supported, it isn’t gonna go away any time soon.
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I got a bag of sweets the other week: and I was outraged to discover there were more pineapple and raspberry Fruit Salads in the bag than the outnumbered and darker aniseed chews… This is a disgrace and pure discrimination….When will they realise that Black Jacks Matter?!
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Nice one… Or people buy too many Warbuton’s Toasties, they don’t buy enough Hovis… Brown loaves matter…
Sam Allardyce is a cunt… Marcus Rashford scores a hat-trick tonight for the England under-21s… So why is the lad in the under-21s, and that fat, grannybanging, syrup wearing Scouse twat still in the first team? Allardyce, you are a cunt!
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The sun (in the sky, not Murdoch’s twatrag) is a cunt..The sun is racist, situating itself over the equator, in a blatant show of positive discrimination towards black people…. Somebody should tell the nasty old sun that black lives matter…
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This weekend young Rashford will be sitting on the bench, while Rooney jogs around like a slug on morphine, slinging passes to the corner flag…. Fat cunt…
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If Vaz hadn’t been such a sanctimonious twat gleefully doing other people’s legs for the past twenty years, maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t be pissing our pants at the cunt now.
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