Katie Derham

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Katie Derham is a cunt.

Once upon a time she used to be an innocuous presenter on Classic FM. She was then recruited by the cunts at the BBC to present the Proms, amongst other “highbrow” programs (none of which spring to mind). Thereafter it was downhill all the way. She was then made a “Star” by joining

Strictly Cunt Dancing (with Carol Cuntwood, Susannah Cunt, Anita pakiCunt and Naga Cuntchetty, to name a few). All these BBC Luvme cunts are now convinced they are “Stars”, but they are merely a bunch of cunts.

For the doleful performance on the Proms last night, Katie, and all your BBC cunting about before that, you are hereby awarded the title of “BBC luvme Cunt”

Nominated by: Big Al

17 thoughts on “Katie Derham”

  1. Yeah I saw her on the proms gig … I nominate her to present last night of the cunts

    what a cunt, I fucking hate pretentious wanna be posh cunting presenters like her

    Her dream is to marry into money like a soppy cunt of a duke or count

    I name her the cuntess cunt

  3. I have no idea who this person is. If you’d had asked me to pick Katie Derham out of a line-up of one person I would have still struggled. That said, I barely watch the BBC these days anyway, so there’s no doubt loads of these wasters drawing breath at the expense of another human being that I have no idea who they are either.

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    I would like to nominate the Met Office for a cunting. In January they announced that a new £100m supercomputer would provide the most “accurate forecasts yet” and yet they’re still fucking useless!

    If there’s a 3min weather report the cunts spend 2mins of that telling us about the weather we had that day (which they got wrong) followed by tomorrow’s guess (which they’ll get wrong). You might as well just look out of the window or stick a couple of pine cones on your windowsill!

    I wouldn’t let the cunts predict their own birthdays they’re that useless!

    • Good cunting there sir!
      The BBC have ditched the Met Office in favour of Meteo which I presume was cheaper and more accurate or so they thought. I am out a fair bit and like to know the forecast and so far , not only do the two forecasts disagree , they are often both wrong, the cunts.
      At least Meteo is more cheerful and only gives two more days ,having realised that anything beyond that is pointless most of the time.
      Those acting wannabees who stand up and spout this bollocks with their charts and shit are fucking posers and know fuckall plus vat. And they get 6 figures for doing it, the cunts.
      Now Lucy Verasamy, look her up but no touching, is worth anything at all because I don’t care what she says but the Whale Kirkwood is a fat grinning tart and needs a good cunting on her own.

  4. Not sure if it’s been done before but I would like to cunt Gary Linacre and his fuckin Very irritating adverts for bags of air with a few crisps at the bottom. I suppose to be precise I really mean the fuckin people who make the abysmal shite and assume we all lurrrrrrrve ‘ our Gary’.please don’t assume on my behalf thank you very much. When I see those ads all I think of is the obscene money he gets not earns and the silly price of the product he peddles. Give it a rest it’s fuckin tedious now.

    • You get my vote. Big eared crisp thief and megacunt. Also worth cunting him for the massive salary he gets via ABBC for Saturday nights.
      Cunty Cuntaker needs cunting every day of the week. Also the Press need cunting for keeping his extra marital activities quiet for years on end.

      • Love the foxes but think lineker is a twat .he first got the gig with walkers for being a nice guy and in the ad would play the bad guy (90’s humour) but as years have past he sees himself as a street tuff hanging around with his sons who are a weird looking lot .how can you be a tuff when a broken pinkie toe ended his career….. Fannyyyyy….

      • Re Katie Derham, I fancy the tradesmen’s entrance whilst listening to Tchaikovsky’s Bowel Movement. Regarding Lineker, and being from Leicester meself, he’s a local hero there. You think he’s a cunt, you should meet his brother.

      • Too fucking right Birdman. I’ve seen his bar but not been in. Wouldn’t dream of going in. It’d be like fucking Leicester on sea. Might as well go Skeggy with all the other Chisits (as in how much is it sounding like I’m a Chisit when said in a Leicester accent.) I thought Lineker was a cunt when I worked on Leicester market as a lad and his brother when he moved to Everton. Anyway COYB and fuck off Forest.

  5. When she was a newsreader on ITN back in the late 90’s I would dearly liked to of slipped her one.

    And finally

  6. I’d shit in her Stradivarius and then funnel it up her arse, before making her shit it over my cock and making her lick it up.
    Another cunt, like Fiona Bruce, they all deserve a brutal double-ass fisting

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