The Olympics [4]

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I’m sorry. I tried so hard. Even when there have been several opportunities to cunt, I have passed them by. But, today, I seem to have reached saturation point.

I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING OLYMPICS!!!!

Because I have absolutely no interest in any sport whatsoever, I tend to avoid it as much as possible. I understand that a lot of people get a lot of joy from sport, so, as long as I can toodle along and do my own thing, I am happy about this. Just because I don’t like it, don’t spoil it for anyone else.

I put up with the euro footie stuff, which was all the cunts in work talked about for nearly six weeks. It’s OK I thought, I don’t have to watch it, so shut the fuck up. I hardly watch tv anymore, so it’s not a problem. But, the fucking olympics are just on every conceivable media, and there is no escape. So what if we keep winning medals, it’s fucking boring me to tears.

Fuck rowing, double fuck cycling, the prissy immac legged supercunts, fuck them all. Twice. With barbed wire dildos.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

24 thoughts on “The Olympics [4]”

  1. I hated sports day at school and I’m certainly not interested in four weeks of the cunting thing. Some pricks enjoy watching this, great, stick it on some satellite channel. Not on the fucking BBC all the time, expecting me to start wanking when we almost scrape a silver in the archery.

  2. With over a hundred and 30 million invested in amateur sport plus all the licence payers money spunked on a jolly to Rio and endless hours of coverage across 2 TV stations and countless radio stations the Olympics is a cunt indeed.

      • The worst of it will be that whinging cunt Tanni Grey- Thomson. She seems to think that paralympics should be given equal coverage. Although you’ve got to respect the paralympians,I,personally, find watching some of them bloody hard going. Good luck to them,but it’s not my idea of fun. Think I’ll put Stephen Fry on,that way I can swear as much as I like at the screen without being called a callous bastard.

      • That’s outrageous!

        Everyone knows it’s called the Raspberry Olympics.

  4. Reminds me again of why we blew the TV licence out. Haven’t had to watch as much as a second of the overhyped wankfest. Plus if we get a medal for target shooting the Beeb probably won’t even mention it…

  5. I can already hear that shit middle distance runner Seb Coe (Labour Peer Cunt) crowing about how successful Sport England is and London Limpdicks legacy blah blah….Second in the medal table outstanding and all that shite….

    But its all complete, tax payer funded bollocks. There was a figure after London 2012, that the cost of hosting the limpdicks plus all the money sport England doled out to cunts equated to about £38 million per medal. Once again, each medal, cost the taxpayer £38 million. Thats not Olympians, or Athletes. Thats cunts in it for the cash.

    Sure, some people have been at there respective disciplines and got nowhere, but they have been consistent. Cunts that turn up, win a gold medal once and get Knighthood/Dame whatever is just one massive circle jerk.

    I would love to know what every medal cost the taxpayer this time around.

    What’s that? Don’t want to be a plasterer anymore? Well, how about archery then? What did you earn last year? Here is £100k, will give you the same next year but off you pop and train for a medal. Total, utter, entrenched cuntitude.

    I actually really admire athletes who take drugs and partake in the doping. At least they are winning without state sponsored finance, which is also a narcotic, because once cunts have it, they will not ever kick the habit.

      • Yeah, I thought that. But didn’t wanna run the gauntlet of looking a stupid cunt.
        Brave work Fred.

      • I stand corrected. It not easy to see the disambiguation when he sent most of time firmly wedged up the War Criminal Tony Blairs Arse.

  6. I’m so fucking sick of the Olympics and the way the BBC have fawned over every cunt that got a medal like they have been awarded a Nobel prize.

    Who gives a flying fuck if some cunt from Yorkshire can run faster than all the other johnny foreigner cunts, it’s pretty easy when you are doped up on performance enhancing drugs and get a lottery grant of £150,000 a year to train full-time.

    Fuck the Olympics, fuck the BBC and especially fuck Seb Coe & Team GB.

  7. The BBC deserve yet another cunting.

    They always proclaim to be the envy of the World and the best for Drama, comedy and especially News.
    But after watching some of their so-called News it is essentially Twitter.
    I have just watched some ‘Olympic Breakfast’ which is essentially BBC Breakfast in a new custom built studio for two weeks which probably cost £1 Million for 2 bloody weeks.
    During the 45 minutes I watched there was NO NEWS whatsoever, unless you count Team GB winning fucking medals at the Olympics and on-screen graphics of cunts like Rio Ferdinand Tweeting how proud he is of Team GB blah blah blah.

    THE BBC ARE ANTIQUATED THIEVING SCUM WHO CAN SUCK MY UN-WIPED ARSEHOLE IF THEY THINK I’M PAYING THEM £160 A YEAR – FUCK OFF

  8. Is it me, but does every venue at the Rio Olympics look emptier than Jimmy Saville’s bollocks after a visit to a kid’s home?

    Even during Bolt’s triple-triple races (the marquee 100m, 200m and 4x100m races) the stadium looked to be a 10th full.

    The Raspberry Olympics are virtually bankrupt after piss poor ticket sales.

    Maybe folk can’t be arsed anymore with the lot of it? Still, the BBC will cover the fuck out of it until the Olympic torch is snuffed out! Saves them having to report on any new “peaceful” atrocities I suppose.

    This morning’s main BBC’lympics story was a British (Lutalo Muhammad) Tae Kwon Do finalist, one second away from a gold, gets twatted upside da head into silver right on the buzzer. The cunt was blubbering like a whale!

    Never mind Lutalo, me old cocker, you’ll no doubt end up being the “darling” of the games. The BBC love nowt better than a loser especially when they tick all of the right ethnic and religious boxes…

  10. How many of these cunts will now receive a gong for their efforts. Lottery funding to do what you love for a living under the pretence you are doing it for “the nation” then because during your jolly to Rio you had some success have a title you cunt.

  11. Sorry Lutalo, Tom Daley has just pissed on your “Darling of the games!” chances by coming flat last in the diving. You should be good for an MBE though mate.

    • I think old Mr Daley might have spent to much time chutney ferreting whilst in Rio, a number of athletes were looking very ‘tired’…..

  12. Can’t wait for the games to go to South Africa and the triathlon done along the coast of Cape Town.

    For the swimming bit I’d pay real money for a locale to go out ahead of them and lay down a chum line.

  13. One of our athletes wins a medal. BBC interviewer comes up with deep penetrating question:’ how does it feel?’ Athlete responds:it’s either ‘amazing’ or ‘incredible’. Repeat over and over again. I like sports btw.?

  14. I’d like to cunt the GB 4x100m relay team.

    They’ve trained 4yrs for 10secs of action and they still manage to fuck it up by getting themselves DQ’d.

    Well done to the sporting commission, that was millions well spent…

    I also see that Somalian won again (for GB). Magic, even more fucking Quorn adverts!

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