Princess Di

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I know some cunt will say ‘too soon’ (despite it being 19 years ago) but I would like to nominate Princess Diana.

The so called ‘Queen of Hearts’ left a big fat fuck all to charity in her will. Pampered self promoting cunt that she was. While she was getting praise for talking to someone injured by a land mine for a few minutes others who weren’t being self promoting vapid blonde cunts were getting no recognition.

If you think she was a saint you’re a cunt.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

44 thoughts on “Princess Di”

    • Not just any old cock though, muzzy cock. Sign of a true slut, polishing a muzzy bell end.

  2. Never understood the deification of this silly tart. Not attractive, not charismatic, not intelligent. One of the pioneers of the 21st Century “Famous for being Famous” fuckwittery that keeps the denizens of this esteemed website supplied with plenty of nominations.

    Had my final, apocalyptic row with my first wife the day this silly cunt died. What is it about first wives Mr Dioclese?

  3. The mother of the future head of the Church of England, banging a “peaceful” one was never going to end well was it.

    P.S. A few “peaceful” youths out for a quick prayer in the park in London.

    I just can’t understand how plod even dare think they were waving around an ISIS flag. Totally co-operative, docile and not in the least bit radical…

    https://youtu.be/XHym8PXdn-c

    • If you or I mouthed off to a copper like that we would be banged up sharpish, no ifs or buts, straight down the station for a bit of a kicking.

      • I’ll say what I’ve been saying for the last 10 years the only thing moslems understand is physical force and harsh insults.

        If you try to be nice to them in any way or you try to show them respect they will WALK ALL OVER YOU! poofy plod if they had any backbone would have done something if a civilian provokes you or threatens your position you can use force.

      • I’m not 100% on this but I think it is a legal requirement to comply with any reasonable requests from an on duty police officer. So Mr Gobby cunt here could easily have been arrested and any reasonable force used in order to achieve this.

        The fact that he wasn’t only goes to show how shitting it plod is of pakis.

    • Plod should have cuffed the arrogant fuckers, taken them down the local Nick and asked questions then. You give backchat to a Spanish copper like that and you’ll get a fucking truncheon round the head, no questions asked. These arrogant cunts need teaching a lesson.

  4. I was up all night watching her final moments on sky back in 97.
    Been watching something , probably the 10 minutes of free Tits you got on the 900 channels when the news broke of the accident.
    Remember they had some junior news twonk doing the midnight shift and then the woke up a proper one to take over.
    About 3 am I thought to myself, “ooo! I wonder what will happen if she dies?”
    And fuck me if she hadn’t carted herself off .
    I went to bed thinking this could be rather interesting.
    The next day that country went officially insane. And it’s still in the looney bin, stitched up in a straight jacket, drawing pictures of cocks on the padded walls while drooling incessantly.
    Fuck Di. Most of the Middle East appeared to.

  5. Compulsive home improvers are a bunch of cunts. My next door but one neighbors are always fucking about doing some major building project or other to their house, lorries coming up and down the street delivering pallet loads of fuck knows what, new kitchens, new bathrooms, new fucking windows, fish pond, gazebo, you name it they have done it. Bang fucking bang, drill, bang, grind, scrape and more BANG! Fuck off you cunts, give it a fucking rest for fucks sake! Why didn’t you buy a house you liked in the first place? Nobody minds a bit of essential maintenance, get a plumber round if you spring a leak or something. But these are just pure vanity projects.

    Of course it is all so she can have here so called friends round to show off her new laminate flooring. It’s a status thing with women, it’s the physical embodiment of their worth in the world. It starts off with a fuck off huge engagement ring and never fucking stops until you either divorce the bitch or top yourself. Cunts.

  9. It is the Religion of Peace. They are all peaceful. If they accidentally on purpose kill a few dozen people then they were just misguided is all.

    Don’t forget Black Lives Matter but Muslim Lives Matter more. If you’re Black and Muslim then that’s like holding 4 Aces of Righteousness.

    Now then, to that white Christian cunt who’s near side rear wheel was over the line by 1 inch next to a set of yellow hatchings, in the MK shopping centre car park (£1 per 10mins and still had 15mins credit left), not causing any issue or disruption whatsoever. That cunt had no right whatsoever to question the “Parking Pateweyo” who was writing an £80 spot fine ticket out!

    Luckily there was a “Community” Officer on hand to side with “Parking Pateweyo” and to threaten the driver (looked in his 60’s to me) with the fact that they would call the Police if he persisted.

    That said he had asked what the ticket was for in a reasonable tone and without swearing so I think they should throw the book at the cunt! In fact we should bring back hanging specifically for cunts like this.

    Forget mass murder, stabings and worshipping alongside an ISIS flag. We really need to knuckle down on elderly white people and parking infringements. In fact I’m just going to write to my own County Council lobbying them to raise the council tax bill in order to put money aside to set up a task force to make sure these frail old white cunts don’t get away with any more parking offenses like this!

    It is an outrage!

  10. Diana’s death raised a lot of interesting points. The main one being that there’s a lot of wankers in the country.
    Cunts sobbing outside Kensington Palace, cunts running across the M1 to throw flowers on the hearse and an outpouring of grief that will probably never be equalled, all due to the death of a fucking stranger.
    Nice result for florists though.

    Cheers for Deadpool congrats, nice to be on the scoreboard.
    Got a feeling Richard Wilson could be next.
    Both feet in the grave?

    • Nice results for florists? Not for Buster fucking Edwards, topped himself the week before. Doh!

  12. Dianas’funeral was the start of the fucking grieffest that we get now every time some cunt dies. The wailing and bleating by a bunch of sad freaks who seem to think that they had a”connection” with Diana was nauseating. She didn’t give a fuck about you,so why would you give a fuck about her? Lining the streets,throwing roses,and worst of all that fat homo. Elton John, catterwauling that fucking dirge about candles in the wind.
    An even greater sin committed that day was cancelling the racing,and closing the local pubs.For that alone Diana, I can never forgive you.

    • The Dianafication of Britain started in Liverpool… Scouse cunts griefjacking anything and everything (including dead chickens!) and connecting any death or demise to ‘their grief’ over Hillsborough (but no mention of the dead at Heysel, eh?)…. After Lady Di’s croaking in 97 the whole country went Scouse: hysterical griefjacking that has become compulsory since then… Even those Oasis cunts dedicated ‘Live Forever’ to Di at a 1997 gig… Now it’s a Dianaesque def con one whenever anyone snuffs it… 9/11 being another major griefmonkey fest (and aren’t they honouring the 9/11 dead well these days? By pandering to every Muzzie cunt on the planet!) and even those who aren’t actually dead (Fabrice Muamba) get the Diana treatment off griefjackers and Twittermongs…

      • I’ve never understood why I’m meant to care when some cunt that I’ve never met dies. They’ve done nothing for me,so fuck’em.

      • Totally agree.
        We had a cunt at work dropped dead while bollocking one his staff. “Did you hear about poor old Bob?” I was asked.
        “Good riddance. Bloke was a cunt!”
        “You shouldn’t speak ill of dead.”
        “Why? Bloke was a total cunt while he was alive. Only difference is that now he’s a totally dead cunt!”

        And I meant every word of it. Still do.

  13. I recall when some cricketer or other died a while ago… The Twittermongs and Facebook pricks paid ‘tribute’ by leaving a cricket bat outside their houses… Most weren’t even cricket fans, or even new who the deceased cricketer was… Yet they actually fucking ordered and bought cricket bats so they could pay ‘tribute’… Said ‘look at me’ wankstains then took pictures and selfies of their cricket bat tributes to post all over the social media snakepit…. Pure narcissistic kneejerk shite and grief as an accessory bollocks from the ‘Di Generation…’

    See also the ‘reaction’ (as in ‘YouTube reaction’ ‘Twitter reaction’ ‘Drunk reaction’ ‘Cunt reaction etc) on the deaths of Bowie, Prince, Paedo Jacko, ‘Our Cilla’ and so on….

  14. Funny how Lady Di was generally viewed as a manipulative and devious bitch (making out she hated the press when she thrived on it, and ‘those’ interviews’ with ‘that’ cow eyes simpering!) and a bit of a shagnasty, who actually made old Charlie’s life a misery with her tantrums, hunger for fame, and her Hewitt fucking… Then overnight she becomes ‘The Queen Of Hearts’ ‘The People’s Princess’ and the greatest person of the 20th Century… What an incredible load of bollocks…

    • Can’t better that Norman. Ghastly load of old bollocks, made me ashamed of my countrymen.

      • Did you know that Spitting Image used the same wig for both Lady Di and George Michael? Fucking priceless….

    • Indeed, both she and the mussie git from harrods were killed not by “the Establishment” or an assassin from Liz and Phil but by supreme arrogance in refusing the advice of their security team. Based on the fantasies from the conspiracy loons there must have been thousands of people on the road the night they learnt an important lesson… WEAR THE SEATBELT! Clunk-Click, every trip…

      Gone to Heaven, not to Hades,
      All because of a fast Mercedes…

      • Not t mention Dicky Dodi and his demented old dad’s connections to Paedo Jacko… Shamone….

    • My dad used to say “what’s the fuss about? Big nosed scrawny cow with one O level”. I remember going to the local B&Q on the day of the funeral and being pleased because there was no queue -all the silly cunts were watching telly and outpouring grief. Some cunts from my office went up to London on a coach to line the streets and pay their respects – a right sorry looking bunch of cunts they were. Must have been like the circus was in town up there. The sodding supermarkets had condolence books to sign as well. Unmitigated mawkish wanky shite.

  15. I remember a bloke at work asking me about it. I said “Her death had the same effect on me that mine would have had on her.”
    It’s said she spent £3,000 pounds a week on beauty treatments and she still didn’t look good.
    She was a Sloane Ranger who got lucky. She only married wanky Prince Charles because he had money and status.
    I think she was sucking that Egyptian’s cock on the back seat and the chauffeur turned round to get a better look.

  16. And because of ‘The Queen Of Hearts’ kicking the bucket we had to endure that mawkish, syrup drenched shite from that fat fairy, Sir Elton, and his ‘Candle In The Wind…’
    A terrible song a bottle blonde slag, recycled for another bottle blonde slapper…

  17. Candle In The Wind is a terrible song about a bottle blonde slag, recycled in 97 for another bottle blonde slapper… Soz…

  18. A!l together now…

    And it seems to me she lived her life
    Like a total fucking dick
    With a jug eared string of piss
    Who frankly makes me sick
    And I’m glad I never met her
    I’d have punched in the face
    Her candle snuffed out long before
    By a man from MI6

    Sounds like a hit to me…

    • Great stuff, Dio… Anyone else notice the similarity between Reg Dwight and Viz’s Spoilt Bastard?

  19. I saw her once, opening a leisure centre and actually she did look rather gorgeous. Quite tall and shaggable but then I doubt I’d have ever been in with a chance of a legover because I don’t rate nearly high enough on the Cunster Scale (I think out of a maximum 1000 rating to be a total uber-cunt I probably only rate a 50 on a good day when I’m having a rant about insurance companies or the police or…) whereas the likes of Will “so muscular I can’t cross my legs” Carling and Dodo Farthead are right up there as high as an outstanding Experian credit score.
    But I digress, the “Lady” herself was indeed a cunt of the highest order.

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