Kristen wiig is a absolute overpayed stuck up cunt not to mention she always looks pissed off, come on smile bitch would it hurt you to smile?
I think she’s a coalburner too, you know what they say burn the coal pay the toll
Nominated by: Titslapper
Well, you know what they say.
Once you go black, you’re an HIV positive single mother.
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Yet another unfunny as fuck ‘Saturday Night Live’ cunt…
I bet she’s another carpet muncher too…
Nearly spat my brew out, when I heard that other PC Ghostmunters cunt, Melissa McCarthy, was one of the highest earning actresses in the world… Those Michelin adverts must pay well…
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Nice one Norman. I was in a right rotten mood until I read that. The Michelin Woman….
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I had to look up who she was.
I think that pretty much says it all.
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Me too, who the fuck is she? But if Mr Titslapper says she’s a cunt it’s good enough for me. Cunt.
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Who the fuck is this misprint?
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I know a bit about food and anyone who eats cold or ‘chilled’ soup is a cunt. I don’t care if you live in the Sahara desert and you need to cool down soup should be hot. You cunts.
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Accidentally changed my name to Soup, I am too quick for my ‘smart’ phone. What a piece of cunt.
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I quite like gazpacho, especially with a shot of vodka in it. Yum yum.
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Well if it’s got Vodka in then surely we can make an exception.
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Who the fuck is this cunt? She looks a bit dirty, always a good thing. Would make a good bit on the side I reckon.
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Any cunter or cunt been to Denmark? Going on Tuesday to try and find a bit a Danish crumpet, if it’s full of cunts I might hop over that bridge to Sweden.
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Denmark is ace. Drink Elephant Beer.
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Stay in Denmark, Sweden is full of Anjem choadary’s cunt mates
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Used to live there.
What do you want to know?
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Where to get a quality non rip off beer, food, usual crap. Being half black you wouldn’t send me to the neo nazi quarter ‘by accident’ would you Odins Balls?
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Nope. That would be a cunts trick.
I take it you will be visiting Christiania?
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Heard about that place, some hippie drug smoking commune or something? Might pop over there for a smoke. I want to go to a few clubs etc nice bars where there will be some nice bits of Danish. Not anywhere like you find in Notting Hill though.
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Clubbing: Café Rust, Bakken Kbh, Laurits betjent and Café Park are all good. Pre drink as club prices are insane and most clubs don’t open until 23:00 anyway.
Eating: Try Spiseloppen in Christainia. Need to book now, it is very popular. Café Norden in Strøget is good for people watching during the day.
Drinking: Take a bottle of your favourite tipple, spirits are really expensive. Buy a case of beer at a supermarket (£15 plus deposit of about £5 which you get back when you return the bottles).
Avoid the bars by the main square (Baron and Baroness, Rosy McGee’s) and the Irish bar (Dubliners) on Strøget. These are tourist traps with prices to match.
Small cafes on the back streets away from main tourist areas are usually a bit cheaper, but you are still looking at £6 a pint.
Nyhavn is full of pissed Swedes and other tourists. Avoid.
Christiania is no longer a hippy commune. It can be a bit intimidating and sinister if you aren’t used to it. Manefiskeren and Nemoland are where I used to go.
Pusher street is where you get hooked up. The open stalls are now gone and everything is under camo netting to prevent plod from spying with drones. Prices are reasonable considering quality.
Go in the main gate and walk 200m straight to pusher street, the cafes are about 100m straight and then take a left and a right.
Do not upset the Hells angels or Bandidos and do not start a row with the Turks. You will live longer.
Hope that helps. 😉
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Nice one, cheers. Always good to get advice from someone with a bit of local knowledge. Didn’t think I would get tourist advice through is a cunt. I’ll ave a drink to your good health.
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By ‘Danish crumpet’ you mean 15 year old rent boys no doubt . Protesting way too much again you cunt.
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What the fuck are you talking about you fucking twat. Protesting about what? Stay off the whisky price otherwise you might get a slap. Now fuck off cunt.
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Now then! Play nicely please…
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Dunno what VCS’ problem is.
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Wouldn’t worry about it. He used to be worse when he first came on here. He’s toned it down since then!
Mind you, even on here we have limits. Disagreement is fine but we’re here to cunt cunts not cunt each other IMHO – which is, to be honest, the only one that counts 😉
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Time to nominate unregulated hypercapitalism for a cunting.
Interesting debate on the RMT thread about renationalising the railways got me thinking. Lots of folks on this esteemed website throwing the word “left” around to cunt various cunts. I’m just going to say that childish identity politics and the defence of jihadist pricks is not my version of being left-wing.
I’m not some perennial sixth-form cunt who hates capitalism but still drives Daddy’s Volvo to the horseys after lessons. If you have a talent, a service or a great idea that can be sold for a profit then fucking go for it, you deserve your success. Unfortunately, capitalism needs reining in to stop it becoming an oligarchy of the already-rich – left to its own devices, capitalism is a total cunt. Thus, Kim Uglydashian can amass a $50million fortune for showing her fat arse on the internet, wiggy fat Scouse granny-fuckers can get 300,000 quid a week for (badly) kicking a ball around and Donald “I’m a complete cunt” Trump can be considered an entrepreneurial genius despite being born with a silver spoon up his ass.
The current economic system of unregulated hypercapitalism is a complete cunt. Utter cunts like “Sir” Philip Green can get away with stealing millions whilst some junkie cunt is thrown in chokey for stealing a DVD player. The banking cunts wreck the entire Western economy and the fucking taxpayer picks up the bill. The railways are privatised at a quarter of their worth and then pay substantial dividends to their (thieving) shareholders whilst being subsidised by the taxpayer.
You wouldn’t run an unregulated zoo – the lions would pork their way through all the zebras, antelopes and various other crap herbivores before you could say “Alex Salmond is a cunt.” Similarly, capitalism needs to be regulated with rules to protect ordinary working people from utter cunts who would sell their nine year old daughter to ISIS for a couple of quid. Therefore to be “left-wing” is NOT to support chav scum spending their dole on White Lightning or Muslim slave women shooting out the next generation of jihadists on child benefit. It’s keeping a fucking leash on cunts who would fuck us all up the ass with a fish fork if they thought they could get away with it.
Socialism is probably shit and Communism is a joke. But unregulated hypercapitalism is also a total cunt and needs sensible controls or we’ll all end up living in a Charles Dickens novel.
Any logical fallacies in the above argument can be explained by it being Friday night and the second bottle of wine being open.
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Very well put I thought.
Cunts to the Left of us, cunts to the Right of us, cunts all around us.
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Nicely put. I have been saying for ages that the old paradigm of left and right has past its sell by date and is no longer useful. Now what we have is globalisation and corporate greed on one side and ordinary decent people on the other.
Hows the head this morning?
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The problem is greed and the inability to compromise. Wether it’s greed for cash, power, status or just attention on Twitter. Arseholes who have to go too far with everything and don’t know when to stop because they want it all their own way. Cunts in other words…
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Any time I hear any cunt of any political persuasion mention growth, I despair. Until I hear a cunt mention sustainability, then they are all talking wank.
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I know not who she is and I sure ain’t inclined to research the ho’
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Anyone called Kristen is a cunt… When I was at school there was a boy (although that’s a matter of opinion) called Kristen (or Cristen): and he was a mincing, nasty, grassing little cunt… An unpleasant little turd… So that’s three Kristens (including Wiig and Stewart) who are cunts… It really is a cunt name….
Then again, anyone with a surname like Wiig has to be a cunt too…
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