Jessica Ennis-Hill is a monumental cunt, especially when she got her cock in a twist over Ched Evans, victimless rapist, going to Hull or whatever it was, where she happened to be sports ambassador or some other made up job.
To show Brexit is the gift that will keep on giving, whilst the BBC was so caught up in it’s mourning of the fourth reich, Ched Evans quietly slipped back in to professional football!
And poor old Jessie had to make do with a silver this time round. Boo fucking hoo!
Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts
Never mind more Olympic cunts, where’s the new Dead Pool??
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I’ll reset it later. I do have a life you know ?
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Huh? Who ‘Peter’…??
Only teasing, dear heart (as Sir Limply might say…).
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Ennis-Hill is also a greedy cunt… Making loads from advert deals and TV commercials… I have to see her smug. self satisfied mug every time I walk past the Satander bank in town…
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I’d still like to bury my face between her legs and bring her to a shattering climax.
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Mmm yes most certainly. She’s a cunt generally but would still love to play with her hot body
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Now she’s minted she might fancy paying all the money back she received off the national lottery so others can benefit as she has done.
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I’d like to nominate Apple for a cunting.
Another smug as fuck advert is infesting our screen.
Fuck off, loads of phones have better cameras you self satisfied cunts.
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And that, in a nutshell Chris, is what makes all manufacturers of “smart phones” a bunch of cunts.
The clue is in the title. Phone, not fucking camera.
If I want a camera, I’ll fucking well go to Kodak and get one. Making a cunting device that gives good reception so the person I’m calling on it can actually hear me would make a nice fucking change.
They can shove the extra pixels and zoom features up their fucking arses
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True. If anything highlights just how materialistic people are, it’s this, the now infamous video of the kid in Australia who drops his brand new phone straight out of the box and gets it cunted by concrete….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lhXOgJ8ahA
I’ve never owned anything by Apple…never will.
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A smart phone is essentially the “swiss army knife” of consumer goods
Does loads of different shite, most of which you don’t need, none of it particularly well and fails in it’s primary function to actually work as a phone.
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Their massive bender of a CEO is a cunt as well. Leave your personal life at home it used to be, now he’s basically walking around Silicon Valley with chaps and gimp mask on.
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I think you need to be more clear about your ambitions…………..
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Jessica is Ok, thought Chad was hard done by but did what she does best and very well too. Some giant wanker just accused her on here of being greedy as if he wouldn’t stoop to using whatever celebrity status he might ever gain would morally prevent him from earning a few sovs from it.
Fuck me running, what a cunt we have amongst us .
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Clair balding clearly is a true CUNT …you all know why , no need for me to expand on it !
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Jessica Pennis Hill can suck my penis, looks like she has a strong arm for wanking too 🙂
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Put a dick near her and it will end up like that javelin
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Didn’t think you were one for race mixing Titslapper
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I was only kidding because her name looks like penis minus the extra n and P. She seems like a right fucking nutter so no thanks she also enjoys rubbing balls on her neck so it seems she’s busy with doing that also half of these female athletes turn out to be dykes true story https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jessica_Ennis_-Dorothy_Hyman_Sports_Centre,_Cudworth,_South_Yorkshire,_England-13May2012.jpg
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I’d like to cunt (most) personal trainers, strutting around gyms like they own the place, constantly taking pictures of their arms or pecs or even fucking calves. You’ve got the same shelf life as the avocados you constantly eat, so good luck earning a living when your fifty and your pecs look like deflated airbags you semi brain-dead cunts. Oh and the body coach is a fucking queer cunt as well!
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Can some cunt explain exactly what the fuck the keirin is?
Got back to the digs (working away and late – same money – you listening you RMT cunts?) just in time for my daily dose of left-wing liberalist shite, that we pay for, courtesy of the BBC, only to find that world news has been put on hold while some cunt on a bike dawdles around an indoor track?
Apart from the fact it had more fucking restarts than a MK1 Vauxhall Viva, what the fuck is it all about???
When I started to watch it I thought: “Hang on, that youth in the leccy Raleigh Grifter is going to piss this!” only to see the cunt move out of the way while a gaggle of other cunts race to the line! WTF!!!
BBC luvvie favourite Balders has just said that the last two laps is all important. It’s an 8 lap race but the leccy bike fuck’s off after 6 laps and they race for 2 laps.
Colour me simple, colour me fucking stupid, why don’t they just race for 2 fucking laps?
What a fucking ball-ache!
Ah well, no doubt the 3 mins of news (after 22mins of the Olympics and 5mins of weather) will be full of peaceful individuals blowing fuck out of everyone else because they’re misguided/misunderstood/etc.
Cunts!
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Track bikes have a single gearing ratio, usually 50 x 15 or something simillar. (the chain should be around 88″-92″ in length)
Same as with a car if you pull away in 4th gear it is hard to get up to speed.
This is why they use the electric bike, it allows the racers to get up speed from a standing start and get in to their race cadence of 100rpm+
Track racing is boring as fuck, but that’s why they do it
And Clare Balding is a fucking fat pig
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Well what was the one where they were dawdling along trying to go as slow as possible for 1/2hr and then pedal like fuck for 5yds?
It was fucking dry whatever it was.
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That wanker Jeremy Vine was up to his old tricks again earlier.
That footballer that got tasered and snuffed it was one of the articles on his cunt of a show. So, to set the tone, he interviews that blind guy who got tasered for no reason a few years back. Thus, without any facts of what happened, it came across like plod were just cruising around looking for a darkie to spazz up, and this guy just happened to be the lucky one. Hey presto, black lives matter, all coppers are bastards, ban tasers. Plod are by and large cunts, but if some mental cunt, of any ethnic background, is trying to eat my face, then I want them to taser the fuck out of the freak, and if he dies, fuck him. Vine, you are a cunt, whose idea of balance is not falling over foxtrotting, or whatever the fuck you did on that pansy arse dancing show.
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Jeremy Vine is a cunt and if cunted, it should be done in a series of one-liners like his brother doles out (whether he’s been asked to or not).
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It’s like in the US… A black offender gets shot by cops and they act like the victim was pure as the driven snow, there was no reason to do it, all cops are cunts, and they conveniently forget to mention the bloke was aggressively waving a shooter at the police, refused to put it down (after repeatedly being told) and had a record as long as the Great Wall of China… Then, of course, we get the riots… Which aren’t protests at all… They’re just an excuse for looting, property damage, and seeing how many police officers they can hurt or even kill… But if it’s a white criminal? It’ll be ‘Oh. he must have been asking for it, if the police had no choice but to shoot him…’
If Dalian Atkinson had been white, the media would be trying to uncover all kinds of things from his past, checking if he had form, checking if he was a benefits cheat, checking if he’d been in nick or a nuthouse and so on…
But because Atkinson wasn’t it is merely ‘The poor little lamb was mercilessly tasered… But we won’t say why… End of discussion….’ Cunts..
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