22 thoughts on “Dressage

  1. If she sucked off the horse, I’d probably watch that. What pisses me off is that wrestling, which was part of the original Olympics since Achilles has been put in the bin whilst dressage and fucking cock climbing gets the nod instead.

    • Whilst dobbin gobblin’ would certainly get the better class of viewer , I am struck by how easily the common man can access this dressage thingy , her horse only costing six millyun quid.
      Truly goldplated bollocks

  2. Rider does fuck all…gets an Olympic medal.
    Horse does all the work…gets a carrot.

  3. I’d like to see dwarf-chucking at the Olympics,specifically one dwarf… that truncated cunt Warwick Davis. Horrible little bent -coathanger dodger is like that last bit of shit that just wont flush until you cover it in arsewipe and piss on it or good measure,which I would happily do to that Gollum double.

    • You seriously think a gold in dressage in the Olympics adds to our national standing? You think the competitors are doing it because it’s good for Britain over the fact they want the sense of personal achievement? Do I feel pride because someone competing under our flag was the best at poncing around on a pony?

      • Fuck me, I cannot believe you devoted so much time to reply to my flipant comment. Fucks sake man get some perspective.

  4. Ray Mears is one fat cunt. Looks like he could be the older, fatter, cuntier brother of Aled Jones.

    • Very disappointed that his ‘Bushcraft’ programme wasn’t quite what I was expecting….

      • You think that was bad, when I heard “bear grills” was going to be on the telly I thought: “Whey-hey, now that’s my kind of cookery programme! I hope the first one is fillèt of Panda!”

        Imagine my surprise, and – ultimately – huge disappointment when it was some plummy cunt drinking his own piss out of a rattlesnake skin.

  5. How much has the BBC spent covering the Games, all those camera crews and presenters, even BBC breakfast spent on a new studio and a bigger red sofa. Wil the BBC publish how much of out money they spent on this jolly?

    • Just because we pay for it doesn’t mean to say we have a right to know!

      The BBC is not a democracy, it is a haven for the liberal-politco elite who likes nothing more that putting two fingers up to the soft cunts who pay for it (i.e. us).

  6. A filly orn a filly what!

    /www.bing.com/images/search?q=dressage+porn&view=detailv2&&id=7879D086D42F03B0ED164EC02D148FF74E9F0093&selectedIndex=4&ccid=rjpDNxoa&simid=608054159188296433&thid=OIP.Mae3a43371a1aa2bd00cd2d1a3b3ca39do0&ajaxhist=0

  7. Dressage is actually incredibly difficult. You have to spend years training the nag to do all the fancy moves. It’s true that dobin will cost a few bob, but then again so do F1 cars but we don’t cunt F1 drivers for being silver spoon cunts, just standard garden variety cunts.

    I’ll get my coat…..

  8. isn’t the cock supposed to be under the horse?i would also like to nominate bradly wiggins for a long overdue cunting,the insufferable prick now reckons team gb has a mole…..a rat more likely bradly and its you, you cunt

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