Adele [5]

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What a total cunt!

Adele drops into Vancouver and ‘happens’ to visit a cat café which is very popular in JAPAN! Everyone else in Vancouver has to make a reservation to visit this shitty-business-plan-government-subsidized commercial for the SPCA, but not Adele. Why would she? This cunt doesn’t even live there, so no reservation required!

Just rocks up to the double security door (lest any kitties escape) with her kid and her fat, fat ass and mention that she’s Adele (her publicist smoothed it by saying an employee noticed the resemblance) and voilà, open table. A table which has a minimum charge AND cover charge for everyone else in town.

What an entitled cunt!

Nominated by: Dax

29 thoughts on “Adele [5]”

  1. And how does she take her cat in this café? Sautéed or lightly boiled?

    She could have gone to my local chinky if she wanted cat. But no, fucking Adele, has to go halfway round the globe to get her crispy battered feline fix!

      • Maybe I’m just not in on the joke but you guys know they don’t eat the cats at the cafe, right? Its just a overpriced nursery for rich cunts who are too lazy to look after their moggie while they go out

      • Rich, clueless knobheads, these people… Who the fuck takes their cat to a cafe? When we are out (work, shopping or anything else) we let the cats out and they come and go as they please… That is what a catflap is for… A cat cafe is as stupid as those posh cunts who go to a cafe and pay a fiver for a bowl of cornflakes… The rich really are cunts, aren’t they?

      • Well the ones I know of in New York City exist where folk who are not allowed to have a pet (because of tenement regulations) can go to pet the said animals/cats because it’s “relaxing and therapeutic.”

        Myself, well 3 bottles of McEwans Champion beer (3 forra fiver at the local Co-op) relaxes me just fine.

        Besides I heard one of these animal behaviourist cunts on The (no)One Show who listened to this cat lady cunt billow on for ages about how loving and distinct natured cats were. He said (quoting from memory): “Well that’s great for you. I’ve owned cats and dogs all my life and have loved every one of them. A dog will literally give its own life to protect its owner but the most affection I’ve ever had from all the cats I’ve looked after is a thinly veiled layer of contempt.”

        So there you have it, cats are the cunts of the pet world!

        P.S. Yes TitSlapper, I did know that they don’t eat the cats at those cafés, that was just me being a facetious cunt.

  2. They eat the cats? What a cunt!

    BTW if anybody is interested the tits belong to Sara Willis.

    • If Pink Floyd ever reunite, they wouldn’t have to bother with the iconic inflatable porker… They can just get Adele in the buff and suspend her above the stage.. Wouldn’t like to be the one directly under her though…

      • You talking about the song “the trial” with pink’s mother as a witness to pinks worsening isolation and condition? that would actually be funny to see but youre right 230 pounds would flatten me like a pancake

  3. Makes a change from the tuneless fat fucker eating four dozen Big Macs on the bounce, I suppose..;.

    Makes me laugh: that without her celebrity status, Adele would probably actually be working in McDonald’s… There’d certainly be no exclusive cat cafes for the one key voiced fat cunt…

  4. I went in a cat café in Tokyo but I chose the wrong time of day, all the little buggers were asleep.

    • Celebricunts like this scouse spaz rely on public opinion to make their money. Gone are the days when talent was enough to do that, now it is all PR. So in these days of cultural marxism, if you don’t tow the cultural marxist line, and be seen to do so very publicly, you will be out of beer tokens sharpish. You would have thought this cunt would have enough dosh by now so maybe he is just an attention whore.

    • Is that Macca I thought it was that 70’s and 80’s filler actor Anthony Zerbe!

      The one on the right looks like she nicked her teeth from the Norman Fowler Spitting Image puppet!

      • Well guess I’ll start deleting all my Maca stuff now don’t have much of his solo stuff anyway just a few wings songs (mostly denny laine songs) so no big loss.

        Has it occurred to him how corrupt clinton is? hows shes literally getting away with murder and mass scale cuntruption, what a delusional cunt. There is Too many people Indeed, so Maca why dont you just piss off! How do you sleep? you cunt!

      • I’ve heard about Macca’s notorious tightarse attittude, Dio… I recall both Denny Laine and the late Jimmy McCulloch saying things about Macca being a tightfisted cunt… Something about Laine’s wedding present from Paul and Linda being a set of unwrapped Marks & Sparks bedsheets… What a tight cunt..

        I think George Harrison even went on record once about how tight McCartney could be… He oppressed both Harrison and Starr… Both (at different times) told him to fuck off and walked out on the group… Macca never tried his antics on Lennon, because he knew what he’d get if he did…

  6. He seems obsessed with trailing behind John Lennon in the reputation/cultural standing/best Beatle stakes… Lennon himself was a cunt and was full of shit, and the less said about his ‘politics’ (Michael X, the IRA), the better… But maybe Macca wants to appear a ‘political animal’ because his old mate got more publicity and (misplaced) kudos for it…

  7. Adele is obviously a fat slapper but I want to cunt the Huffington Post. It’s full of lefty liberals who use the terms Islamophobia and Homophobia to describe reasonable concerns or distaste regarding the religion of peace and gay behaviour. I can understand arachnophobia as spiders are cunts and a lot of people are genuinely but irrationally frightened by them. However, most normal people are not irrationally frightened by Islamists or poofters – they just think they’re cunts, based on what they get up to. How the fuck is that irrational? These made up terms should be banned, along with Owen Jones who’s a continual cunt. Fuck me, I really hate that little shit. And marzipan is a bastard as well, along with tripe and Polly Toynbee (the two go hand in hand). Not fond of the BBC either – bunch of eternal cunts. Aaaaahhh, that’s better. I feel okay now.

    • They had that ultra muslim cunt Mehdi Hassan as the editor. Nuff said.

      • That Arianna Huffington is a complete cunt, falling for that obviously bullshit Rajneesh movement (come and join us – if you’re rich). Utter cunt.

  8. Can somebody please write up a cunting for Owen Smith? I’d do it meself but I’m a lazy cunt.

    Go on. You know you want to…!

  9. Oh go on then….
    Owen Smith is a cunt.
    Who the fuck is he? There are so few recognisable Labour politicians left, this turd is their best chance of getting rid of dreary bellend that is Jeremy Corbyn. Smith has the unenviable task of trying to appeal to the average labour voter, but also to the voters who have left to support ukip and the hard left workshy student type cunts who have hijacked the selection process, to put comrade Corbyn on a road to nowhere. Smith is another wishy washy politicunt, whose opinion seems to change day by day, depending what his handlers think will play well in the media.
    Personally, I couldn’t give a slug fuck what he says. I just hope he loses, because I fear he will give the world another excuse to slag us Welsh off for foisting him on the political scene.

  10. fuck it i don’t care. i think ‘ Someone like you’ is one of the best songs of the last 50 years, youtube: ‘Adele at the Brits 2011 ‘ what a voice!

  11. Great singing voice… But she talks like a common tart who is playing a minor roll on East fucking Enders. Who did she model her accent on? Reggie and Ronnie Cunting Kray? Fuck me, she sounds like an uneducated slapper. If she wasn’t famous, I don’t even think McDeez would employ her. She would be more suited to a lay-by greasy spoon on some B road..

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