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Wimbledon

Wimbledon fans are Cunts.

Paying rip off prices to attend it, being irritating cunts for the players to put up with when something controversial happens, all those stupid Union Jack painted on your face cunts supporting Andy Murray (nothing against the Scots but didn’t that cunt say he wanted independence in the Scottish referendum?). So they’re supporting someone who doesn’t even want to be part of the UK.

To all those cunts on Henman Hill, why not watch it at home instead of sitting on a fucking hill with loads of other annoying cunts with names like Janina and Tarquin. The cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

13 thoughts on “Wimbledon”

  1. Wimbledon is cunt central for a fortnight once a year, no Cliff song this year tho

    • Like most great English sporting events it’s more about snobbery and celebs than sport. Worth keeping away just in case that evangelical hypocrite homosexual starts fucking warbling some lightweight shite.

  2. still dont agree with women getting the same prize money. look at that farce of a match today 6-1 6-0 over in less than an hour.

  3. A little known fact about the towels used at Wimbledon is that they are re-used the following year by the middle aged, middle class female spectators to mop their once a year wet minges.

  4. Not been arsed about Wimbledon since I was a young’un… When I wanted to shag the arse off Chris Evert….

  5. Wimbledon is a Mecca for Cunts….Cliff Richard, Bear Grylls,Beckhams, Middletons,Ellie Goulding,Anna Wintour all at just one match . They should all be forced to undergo a golden shower administered by the Williams sisters before Claire Balding forces them to suck her knob

  6. I bet Balding’s knob stinks of horses and clunge.

    You forgot Sue Barker.

    BBC sports reporters wet themselves every time a “plucky Brit” manages to get a ball over the net before being knocked out in the first round and disappearing into obscurity and the comfort of their commuter belt parents’ homes until next year’s cuntfest of strawberries and cream, the Royal Box (not Kate Middleton’s unfortunately) and “Middle Sunday” (what the fuck?)).

    “Come on Tim” they used to cry. I would rather come on a dead dog than come on Tim. Or have I misunderstood the plaintive cry of Middle England?

    The whole thing is a fucking sham.

  7. Just watched Germany v Nigeria. How the fuck did they manage to get into the Euro 2016 tournament? Italian referee proved to be a cunt – nothing new there – worst penalty decision ever. Thank fuck I’m not of German extraction or I might be thinking of a swift Tiger tank retaliation into the Low countries. And another thing, the Nigerian supporters were singing in French – what an assortment of cunts.

  8. I detest Wimbledon which ties in with the fact I simply loathe everything about Murray mania….a boring sport for posh cunts and celeb cunts…Murray possibly even duller than Gary Lineker if thats possible,every year I genuinely pray for Murray to get his arse kicked,lets hope Fed Express smashes him all over the court on sunday

    • Yes at least if Fed loses the he just walks off and probably goes and fucks some cz women players in the shower.

      Who would blame him.

      That murray cries and whinges, like a 2 year old kid in ailse 10 at Aldi.

      He is still walking off with 800 K so he could just fuck off back to scotland and buy a new house.

      Even if he wins he does the same thing but maybe not whinge as much. The cunt.

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