Angela Eagle [3]

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Fuck me what a day for British Politics. Well it is the 13th. Lucky for some.

Corbyn is unelectable so what should poor old Labour do? Well, the Eagle has landed. Here comes Angela riding to the rescue on her white charger.

So why is Angela standing for Labour leader? Well, according to her it’s because Labour is the party of equality and the Tories have just elected their second female PM, so she reckons Labour must have a woman in the top job. Straight talking, that’s our Angela…

Except that’s an oxymoron for our Ang. Straight talking from a rug muncher? Shurely not!

Yep, that’s definitely what Labour needs – a gay woman in the top job. Should bring in a few LGBT votes not to mention the odd brick through a window or two.

Calm down, dear – then fuck off!

Nominated by: Dioclese

24 thoughts on “Angela Eagle [3]”

  1. #KeepItComradely is the latest wheeze from the Eagle campaign. Is that the best she can do? Corbyn’s carers…sorry, the bully boys of Momentum, run by John McDonnell, must be pissing themselves. As will the Tories of course.

    This sort of shit will keep Corbyn in charge until the next election. She means well but is absolutely fucking useless.

    #KeepItCunt

    • An even better wheeze is the edict just issued by the #KeepItComradely Labour NEC which BANS all local constituency meetings and AGMs until AFTER the leadership election.

      Could this be because Angela Eagle and Tristram Hunt were facing motions to deselect them…?

      Democracy – dontcha just love it?

  2. Labour are in a cycle of self destruction. They chase the working class vote and spit on working class values. The only way Labour will get elected is when people are bored with a tory government and vote labour for the sake of change. Full circle we go until Labour look like Tory lite.

    Trouble is it looks like May is going to make the tories look like tory lite.

    Anyone here fancy PM corbyn with McDonnell, Abbott and co in positions of power?

    • News agencies are reporting that Gideot didn’t resign and was expecting to be offered a different role (Foreign Secretary).

      BUT MAY SACKED THE CUNT.

      Now that’s a highly promising start.

    • Movie lezzez always are pretty and sensual exploring each others beautiful body’s.
      In the real world it’s all fat bull dykes finger blasting round the back of poundland.

  6. A woman prime minister, a dyke as potential leader of the opposition, a load of fat unfunny lesbians in the remake of Ghostbusters and a world of retarded mongs playing PokeYaMum … Looking good for us lads, eh?

  8. I think the Parliamentary SNP have to be cunted, just for their miserable attitude and complete inability to put politics to one side for just a few minutes. I think we can all agree that Cameron is a monumental cunt. But today was his last day as Prime Minister, and that meant he would no longer be in a position to fuck things up for those of us who were NOT born into wealth and privilege. It was a day to be happy, and to wish him well for the future. Even if we didn’t really mean it. It’s just polite, and done partly out of respect for the office of Prime Minister.

    Even Corbyn managed to surprise me, by showing that he really does have a sense of humour. I almost liked him. The SNP however were a different story. Rather than platitudes, that miserable cunt Angus Robertson, face like a bulldog licking shit off a nettle smeared in Marmite, chose to put a downer on the occasion. “The Prime Minister’s legacy”, McMisery announced, “will be destroying the Union with Brexit”. It wasn’t those EXACT words. He was such a dour cunt, I wasn’t listening properly.

    Even as Cameron made his way out of the commons, with ALL other MP’s, including Watson and Corbyn, clapping, those wretched Scottish cock lickers couldn’t summon the manners to join in. They were a fucking disgrace. Even Skinner managed to grit his teeth and join in the applause. And Skinner is the ULTIMATE graceless cunt!

    Now I know that not all Scots are nasty, ill-mannered, braindead, charmless, inbred, fuckwit, Sturgeon clit kissers. Some are even nice people. But their representatives in Westminster most certainly are ill mannered, braindead, etcetera, etcetera. Thirty minutes. That’s the length of time they had to be polite. thirty minutes to pretend they didn’t despise Cameron. Thirty minutes out of their whole lives. But they couldn’t even manage that. Which just shows that they even suck at being politicians.

    If the Scots ever vote to break up the British Union, they will deserve everything that happens to Scotland. Because the McFannyfarts who soiled the Commons with their presence today, are the McFannyfarts who will be running Scotland. And they will NOT do a good job. The SNP are nasty, small minded, ignorant, England hating shit eaters. They’re not politicians. They barely even qualify as human.

  9. Labour deserve everything they fucking get. You can’t move for cunts on their benches at the moment. The second it was announced that their members voted in Ed Milliband over his brother my head dropped firmly in my hands in disbelief, and I’m not even a Labour supporter.
    Stop picking fucking mongs to lead your party and you might have a crack at government. Until then, fuck off and stop wasting my time.

  10. QD McGraw hits the nail on the head with his comment on the SNP in the Commons yesterday. I’m Scottish (with an English grandfather, so I’m not all bad) and these cunts don’t speak for or represent me. I voted for the Union in the previous referendum and Out in the most recent. Jimmy Crankie and her cohorts are the most miserable bunch of humourless, twatfaced cunts ever to darken our doorsteps (and moods) and wish a massive plague on their houses. I liked QD’s “face like a bulldog licking shit off a nettle smeared in Marmite”. Keep up the good work, you cunt.

  11. Angela Eagle…
    Like Sandy Toksvig…without the humour.
    And yes the SNP are still cunts. Always will be.

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