53 thoughts on “Rebel Wilson”

  1. Fucking Nora… Imagine that sitting on you…. Nobody would ever see you again…

    • I would not use my imagination for such thoughts, the possibility of total mental collapse is to bigger risk to entertain.

    • I’ll give her a bit of respect because to get that fucking big takes a lot of practice. Fair dos.

      • Practice… and pies. Lots of pies. If she gets any fatter they’ll ask her to sing a Bond theme.

      • Such as:

        The Man with the the golden bun.

        Casino chicken royale.

        A view to a meal.

      • Or even…

        On Her Majesty’s Secret Self Service.

        For Your Pies Only.

        From the Buffet With Love.

        Diet Another Day.

        Quantum Of Sausage.

      • Licence To Kill (By Sitting On You)
        The Spy Who Lumped Me
        The Living Daylights (Crushed Out Of You)
        From Russia With Lard
        Thunderthighs

      • Live and Let me eat myself til I die

        MoonPieRaker

        You only live twice (unless you eat yourself silly that is)

        Diamonds Are Forever but Cheeseburgers are Not
        On Her Majesty’s Secret Fat Bitch Service

        That’s about all I can think of gentleman there’s of course a few more but I can’t be arsed here’s the remaining ones lets also hope the devil isn’t a fat man https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_James_Bond_films

      • Well I have a few extra minutes to kill before I go out

        The world is not enough (I need to eat the other planets too)

        Tomorrow never Dies unless you Eat it of course

        Goldfingers are Tasty but Butterfingers are even better
        Right now only the hard ones are left mates some of these are very monty pythonian but Id like to see you do better

  2. Just another ‘I’m fat and loud so I must be funny’….there’s plenty of them.

    Jabba the hutt looky likey cunt.

  3. Think shes an Ozzy,lives with Matt Lucas,think even if Matt wasnt a fudge packer theres no chance of him climbing on top of that fat caker.
    Shes been doing all the chat shows the last year plugging awful goofball yank rom coms….maybe a female James Corden which is just frightening….oh yeah James Corden a King Cunt and whats with them awful car kareoke stunts he does with more vile celebrities,hes deffo in my top 3 cunts of all time…..

  4. Rebel Wilson? Sounds like a Southern Gal. Anyone find a photo orf the filly in Confederate flag bra, skin tight jeans and cowboy boots? Ye Ha!!!!!!!! Messed me pants.

  7. Reminds me of those real men prefer curves crap fat lasses post all over the place.

    Real men with a forklift and a dumper truck maybe.

  10. I think I could tackle that, I’d need about another 4 bloke’s to hold the ropes one at each corner stop her from floating away,then quickly down a six pack of lager
    And point me in her general direction.
    When I’m pissed I have very very low standards…I speak from experience ewww.

    • Just took another look at her photo now I’m thinking I’ll definitely need more than six cans…God she’s a big lass.

    • In space no one can hear you scream, in Rebel we can here you scream but fuck you, you got yourself in you can get yourself out……maybe

    • I think you’d need a block and tackle but respect for the effort. I’ll buy the beer.

  11. Shes what you call a two bagger,two carrier bags over the head,one being a spare in case the first one rips,at 5p a bag shes way overpriced at 10p

  12. I nominate “MPs who moan about the current state of British politics”.
    You cuntish MPs can’t moan about it- you lot started it. Or most of you at least. No one deserves what happened to the MP yesterday but start cleaning up your own act before moaning about the public. The lying, the expenses scandal, the cash for questions, the constant “hear hears”, the second jobs, the directorships, the subsidised bars in the Houses of Parliament, avoiding giving answers to perfectly good questions, giving members of your family “admin” jobs in your office, the freebie trips abroad, etc. etc. No wonder many of you don’t have much respect.

  13. Referring back to the photo link I posted, TitSlapper do you not know by now a “false flag” when you see one. Behind those Stars and Stripes lurks Old Glory.

  14. Damn the wife has been buggering with me machine again. Back to normal now.

  15. I saw her on the Graham Norton Show a few months ago. I wasn’t impressed with her. In fact, she was fucking annoying.

    • Yep remember Street kind of a extreme difference there fred but I definitely remember the exotic.

      The welsh wrestler was quite entertaining especially when I was young lad when wrestling was more well…authentic.
      I think rebel wilson looks more like ms.piggy just missing the snout and piggy ears

  18. When shes not trying to be funny and starring in wank films and eating pizza she hires herself out as a bouncy castle

  19. They could have used her big fat burger filled belly as a landing pad for Tim Peakes space pod…..or failing that she could be launched into orbit as a second moon

  20. Jose has approached het to play in goal for United, he wants to park a bus in defence.

  21. She could also be used as a bouncy castle for the annual Man Utd junior piss up

    • As long as she doesn’t pile on during goal celebrations everyone will be safe.

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