Douglas Carswell

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I’ll tell you who’s a cunt, that slimy fish-hook mouthed spastic Douglas fucking Carswell.

One man got us this referendum and that’s Nigel Farage and he deserves a knighthood (dog in hell’s chance, even though he is technically saving her majesties sovereignty) for awakening the public to what a stinking pile of socialist shite the E.U. is.

Carswell on the other hand, has been trying desperately to shove the knife in good old Nige’s back since he defecated on UKIP – hoping to highjack his twenty years of hard graft to grab the glory for himself (typical Conservative).

Now if there’s one thing you’ve got to give to Kippers, it’s that they say it how they see it, and the whole membership saw that Carswell’s a cunt and has treated him like one since.

From now until doomsday, every textbook given to children about this referendum should end with the footnote, “and Douglas Carswell was a treacherous back-stabbing judas cunt.”

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts

25 thoughts on “Douglas Carswell”

  2. Douglass Carswell is indeed a cunt, he could be a Cameron plant the damage he does to UKIP everytime he opens his mouth. No chance of his reelection is there, no more bandwagons to jump on.

  3. The cunt’s twisted mouth makes him look like he’s related to pedo cunt Jonathan King.

  4. “Brave from MP @Anna_Soubry on #bbcqt to say all parties have failed – and should now – make positive case for migration”

    Bitch cunt still ain’t listening is she? 10 Million is enough Anna, 10 Million is actually way too fucking many. Case for immigration?

    We have way too many empty hospital beds?
    We have way too many empty Schools?
    We have way too many empty Houses where they are most needed?
    We have way too many Jobs and absolutely no unemployed?
    We don’t have enough Asian Tax Drivers?
    We don’t have enough eastern European Car Washes?
    Only 10% of our Prison population is foreign born?
    There are not enough foreign women working as forced sex slaves?
    There are many empty shops that could be turned into Eastern European food mini markets?

    Have I missed any of your key arguments Anna? How about you stop guilt tripping about the Empire or whatever it is that motivates you to cram the country to the brim with unskilled foreign Labour under cutting those of us that live one family in a house so don’t now compete on a level playing field.

    But wait hubby is on the board of Morrison’s they don’t benefit from cheap foreign labour do they, fruit pickers, warehouse staff.

    There we go Anna immigration benefits you directly doesn’t it?

    • There is no bigger cunt in politics right now than Anna Soubry

      • Whoa hang on are you forgetting David Lammy Tim Farron Diane Abbott and Lord Heseltine?Soubry is a cunt though just to make that clear.

      • My favourite memory of Anna Soubry comes from many years ago when she and some random newsreader stood in for Richard and Judy on ‘This Morning’. The subject under discussion was whether or not tampons caused Toxic Shock Syndrome. In a moment of sheer jaw-dropping insanity (for which the shoplifting cunt Madeley was usually responsible), Soubry confessed to the nation that she had once “left one in for several weeks by mistake”.

        Someone needs to trawl the ITV/Granada archives to see if that footage still exists. If it does, it needs to go on YouTube pretty fucking sharpish.

    • @ Sixdog Vomit –

      I think the cunt Soubry may also be distressed that we don’t have Sharia Law yet. One more push for another big influx might do it though, Anna. Right?

  5. Apparently there is documented evidence Jeremy Corbyn put a brake on the Labour remain campaign. Now if this is true I believe it will of been for his own political ends but thanks Jeremy you fucked you fucked Labour, fucked remain a little and accidently totally fucked yourself.

    Good work for a man that has never actually done a days work……….though climbing up on that beasty Di must of been hard fucking work.

    • Well I do have a slight admiration for anyone willing to have a pop at the slobbering black maw of Abbots vast vag

      But not something I would try myself

      • I suspect there was a rescue team and an air ambulance on standby when he went in.

        Publicly funded of course.

      • I’m surprised earthworm Jezza didn’t disappear in to the vast nothingness of her black hole

      • Apparently Corbyn took pre-emtive action and practiced safe sex.

        He tied his left foot to the bedpost.

  6. The fix is revealed:

    “Boris Johnson says the UK will continue to “intensify” cooperation with the EU and tells his fellow Leave supporters they must accept the 52-48 referendum win was “not entirely overwhelming”.

    So Boris who was previously pro EU comes out as a Leaver, in fact Boris is unofficial head of leave. Boris now intends to be the next PM who will also lead negotiations for the exit. Watch this space.

    • bojo cunt wanted a leave result so we could get better terms fiom eugh and the pigfucker told him to fuck off – pretty much as juncker did

      i just hope that CUNT philip hammond doesn’t do an urqhart and become tory leader because i’m certain he’s a cia agent or summit – whatacunt

    • Johnson only backed Leave because he expected Remain to win – but expected that his support for Leave would curry favour with Tory Eurosceptics and that they would eventually back him for the top job. He’s a cynical opportunistic cunt with no loyalty to any cause but his own advancement. No one can convince me he backed Leave and truly expected them to win.

      Now the big fat sweaty albino cunt is thoroughly fucked. Clearly out of his depth, clearly no grasp of the complexity of the task ahead of him. And his sidekick Gove is no better – together they are the fucking Ray Alan and Lord Charles of the Conservative Party. No way will the pro-Remain Tories stand for Johnson as leader now. My money is on Theresa May. Who would you rather have leading the negotiations to withdraw from the EU? A philandering buffoon cunt with minimal grasp of detail and a fondness for dangling from zipwires – or an utterly ruthless cunt who cleverly stayed beneath the radar during the referendum campaign and has been the longest serving Home Secretary for over a century? It’s a no-brainer, isn’t it?

      There’s a delightful poetic symmetry about the way Dodgy and Boris, two privileged and arrogant Bullingdon Club cunts, have both taken huge gambles which have spectacularly backfired on them. Though the outcome has been great for us, neither Dodgy or Boris got the result they expected and it’s royally fucked both of their political careers. Couldn’t have happened to two nicer guys.

      • A while back I would have agreed with you Fred – but now I’m not so sure about May. I find it hard to understand her performance during the referendum campaign…

        If ever we needed Thatcher it’s now. But is May up to the same standard?

      • Who else is there with the necessary experience, gravitas and, more importantly, the ability to unite both sides of the party? It certainly ain’t Boris. As one Tory MP recently said, “Boris might be the life and soul of the party, but would you trust the life and soul of the party to drive you home at the end of the night?”

  7. I have met Douglas Carswell in person and can confirm that his crooked jaw is even more noticeable in the flesh which I didn`t think was possible.

      • If I ever have to meet him in prison I just hope it isn’t in the showers :0

  8. That slimey cunt Gideon de cunt Osborne has finally surfaced. Where’s your emergency budget you lying cunt?

    He says he’s been in contact with various pricks over the weekend. Probably job hunting.

    For God’s sake go now. You cunt.

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