This is a great worry to me. Being an ordinary sort of Auntie Belinda,
I thought I’d got it right. Pick up fork, food on fork, open gob, shovel it in, chew, swallow, digest, fart, poop, wipe, flush.
Obviously there’s more to this eating biz than I first thought, for those woolly-minded, twatty hipster mong-cunts… Should I invite a coven of local feminazis / luvvies / bbc paedos, Emmas, around as witnesses? Is it all some deconstructionalist event? I think I should be told. (even the meaning of Deconstructionalist would help…)
Enemas used to be a way of feeding invalids. Well, Camoron is about at the end of his (useful??) life, so perhaps a few kilos of microwave-hot macaroni cheese up his jacksie might be a tasty treat for him…
Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard
God I’m seriously thinking of cutting off my hand I can’t stop wanking yesterday I must of broke a record 4 or 5 times I think. Everytime I want to get something done IE chores,work my boner starts acting out of control with demands that I must appease the wank goddess.
As for the guardian a site run by trendy hipsters for trendy hipsters and liberal poofs with bloody article titles like “It’s 2016 current year and racism still exists people ”
Well of course racism still exists it will ALWAYS fucking exist because its a natural defensive emotion and with the current anti-white agenda it exists even more so, stupid blithering cuntheads.
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Funny cunting. On a different, but somewhat related note I recently noticed something that’s been staring me in the face for years. Yanks don’t eat properly. No, I’m not talking about how some Yanks hit the all-you-can-eat buffet as an appetiser, then go out for dinner. I’m talking about how they eat. By way of comparison to normal people, say, us British. We use a knife and fork at the same time. Fork holds down large food item, knife cuts a section off, fork used to spear section and transport it the mouth. Repeat. With me so far? Well, Yanks don’t do this. Having cut a section off with the knife, they put the knife down, transfer the fork to their knife hand and use the fork to transport the food item to their mouths. How mong is that?
They also refer to cutlery as “silverware” even when it’s the cheap, bendy white plastic kind you find in fast food outlets. Cunts.
That was today’s Yank Report – brought to you by Imitation Yank ‘cos I’m bored and have nowhere to be and nothing to do.
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A socialist propaganda leaflet, written by cunts and read by cunts.
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Every day, I look at the Grauniad, the Indy, and the Daily Slop-pail. Thought I might at least get the view from every direction… a load of rancid gleet, more like…
Like a number of people on this site, I just feel the VERY pressing and entirely natural need to go orf for my 9am – 12 am – 3pm – 6pm &c. wank, get the dead pig’s gob out (if you think that’s pervy, I believe someone is actually contracted to fuck Harriet Harpy…very sorry if that put anyone off their food…and Tony Blair had a mistress. Hardly a big surprise, looking at his missus, but the illicit one ain’t much better.)
Must go now, cannabis-addled sheep hammering to be let in at the front door… I have a duty of care to save them from the local rwgbiy-bwggers .
What’s the difference between Glenys Kinnock and a Kit-Kat?
You only get two fingers in a Kit-Kat
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Sawdust for breakfast and lentils for tea, not one starving fly covered Ethiopian kid was saved by these guardian eating cunts. All the money they send over just encourages the poverty stricken famine ridden poor folk to breed and sustains poverty the same way benefits do over here with the underclass.
The only reason these cunts care is because the poor and uneducated may well vote the socialist elite into power at which point they will eliminate the working class and the poor so as they are not put off their Muesli by starving kids covered in flies on TV when they are eating.
Cunts.
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