Rod Stewart

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I’d like to cunt Rod Stewart – not because ‘Sailing’ is one of those songs that makes you want to cut your wrists before the end of the first bar (‘Mull Of Kintyre’ is another, as is the theme from ‘Emmerdale’), but because I’d like to see the photo above used to illustrate him…

If enough people viewed the cunting and the photo, it would eventually start showing up on Google Image searches for Rod Stewart and I think that would be seriously fucking funny because Rod Stewart is self-evidently a fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

16 thoughts on “Rod Stewart”

    • People who intend to produce dog shit like this should be locked out of the recording studio and told to go home. Just awful. My ears are now very annoyed with me.

  2. Rod Stewart, eh? One of those ‘artists’ whose appeal I absolutely don’t understand. He has a wretched ‘singing’ voice, is a short-arse, has Worzel Gummidge hair and a face that looks like the victim of a cruel medical experiment. Yet, he’s been making millions and ploughing top totty for decades, so fair play to him I guess.

    From what I’ve heard of his hideous output, I’ve liked absolutely nothing. Not even close. In fact, I change the station/channel if any of his aural excrement starts to slime its way out of the speakers. You’d be wise to do the same.

      • OMG Norm, I’d forgotten about that. Thanks for the reminder. Loved Spitting Image. Wasn’t that followed by The South Bank Show on ITV on a Sunday night? Talk about night and day. I seem to recall Spitting Image took the piss out of Melvin Bragg too. Thems were the days. Cheers – I.Y.

    • “From what I’ve heard of his hideous output, I’ve liked absolutely nothing”
      I agree… partly he had a sharp voice when he was young, I’d at least recommend jeff beck group’ truth LP if anything probably the best thing he did (jeff too).
      After that album and his debut solo record he sold out rather quickly like I said previously many times, a piss poor steve marriott.

      He also went to Sir Philip Green’s $10 Million 60th Toga themed Birthday getting paid a bunch of dosh for a private performance. Him and that welsh poof Tom jones, philp green is a evil cunt as well.

  3. You have to make the file name rod stewart for it to show up in google you cunt

  5. Many years ago Cunt Stewart was a guest on Dame Edna’s show. (The badge Madge) Also appearing was one Kate Adie freshly back from being shot at and having to wipe her arse with whatever was to hand. That jumped up, never come down black enamel jock ex grave digger fuck pig Stewart totally ignored the woman. Who the fuck does the warty, big nosed, pencil dick think he is. Sailing? Maggie? What a sad cunt he is. Psuedo yank accent and terminologies in his songs. Georgie boy probably had his arse torn apart by Rods rod. Total utter ocean going CUNT. I rest my case.

    • Replaced Steve Marriott in Small Faces and did not fill Steve’s shoes… Stewart also pissed off the other Faces: by being a prototype Beckham and doing the whole celebrity couple bollocks with Dee Harrington and then Britt Ekland… Stewart also stole the glory from Ronnie Lane and put his solo career above Faces work… And the cack he put out in the 80s: ‘Young Turks’, ‘Tonight I’m Yours’, ‘Some Guys Have All The Luck’ (to name but three) were some of the crappest records of all time…

      • Ronnie Lanes solo albums hold up rather well and unlike rod “pissboy” stewart’s solo wank he would collaborate with well known punters. Like clapton, wood, townsend and his last collaboration with marriott Majik Mijits also had a few good tracks. https://youtu.be/TGfS2fKbjxc
        ‘Some Guys Have All The Luck’ absolutely cunts like stewart definitely have all the luck that womanizing slag fucking sellout of a cunt!

  6. Another cunt who should be stopped from making any more music. Radio 2 are quite partial to playing his latest stuff and it is truly banal, with bagpipes for added cuntness.

  7. Missed this cunting at first, best yet, contains all the elements of a perfect cunting.

    Kudos Mr West

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