Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

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We all know Erdogan is a cunt but we’re bigger cunts for letting him stitch us up to let all his cunts cross into Europe without passports in return for taking our money and giving us fuck all in return. But he’s an even bigger cunt for trying to force Germany to prosecute a comedian for failing to tickle his sense of humour with a rude poem about him.

So step forward our hero of the week : none other than our very own Boris Johnson with this witty little piece on National Limerick Day that won him a £1,000 prize from the paper he used to edit, The Spectator. Take it away Boris….!

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.

Trump and Johnson. The new dream team. Way to go, Boris!

Nominated by: Dioclese

He is a even bigger cunt then merkel the amount of threats he has made to the EU is astounding.

He is going send 12 million turks to the UK(has threatened to send more) and a good portion are mentally retarded, criminals and expecting pregnancy.

Thank Mr Hameron he’s doing this because UK needs more diversity apparently and because we are morally superior or tolerant some shite, I dunno lol .

Nominated by: TitSlapper

21 thoughts on “Recep Tayyip Erdoğan”

  1. On top of all that, is also the Böhmermann affair to prove that Erdoğan is indeed a cunt heres the link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B6hmermann_affair

    IF TLDR: Short version of the story Böhmermann comic/host insulted Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan calling him a goat shagging women abuser and violating a huge number of human right’s violations(true). Erdoğan Asked merkel to punish him probably wanted him to be whipped to death lol.

    To realise what a absolute douchebag this president is check out this informative website also, if you like that is http://factsonturkey.org/25123/the-guardian-view-on-the-jan-bohmermann-affair-no-joke/

  2. If you have seen the trouble Turks have caused in Germany and Denmark, you wouldn’t want them anywhere near Europe.

    Violent, moronic, lazy, thug scum. The female of the species is perpetually pregnant to claim ever more welfare and raise the next generation of violent, moronic, lazy thug scum that fails to integrate.

    The male of the species spends most of it’s time slowly figuring out how to cheat the welfare system, dealing drugs and beating the shit out of any locals they don’t like the look of as part of a street gang of like-minded retarded thugs.

    If for some reason, you believe that your country doesn’t have enough violent, unemployable, inbred, benefit breeding rapists and murderers, then letting Turkey into the EU is the way forward.

    Believe me, I speak from experience.

    • Sounds about right Odin’s balls, sadly i live about 50 miles from the Turkish border, I am hoping that the flood just bypasses us into Northern Europe as there is fuck all for them here.

    • The English Channel is there for a good reason not decoration. Get them bunkers back in order, invest in mines and attack subs and build a fucking big Keep Out sign into the white cliffs of Dover.

      That’s all.

      • In my crappy little town, there are two Turkish barbers and three kebab shops, all within three hundred yards. Mind you, all that is left are charity shops, bookies and mobile phone shops, poundland and a greggs. Thanks, cunts.

      • Yeah, and Cardiff ikea is like a fucking souk! Jeremy Vile did a week of shit from Cardiff bay not so long back, Bute Town(avoid!) to be precise, and in five days of interviews, he didn’t have one white fucker. Probably couldn’t find one! Cunt.

  3. Ayr United are not cunts… Trust the ‘But it’s sexist’ offended by everything cunts to poke their witchy noses in… Good to know some in the game have a sense of humour and an eye for the ladies… Better than watching those wasp chewers who masquerade as ‘women footballers’ any time…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36398483

    • Never got the feminazi stance on this sort of thing. A woman can have an abortion because it his her body and her choice, no one else’s business (fact another human is getting flushed away with no say in the matter aside). Another woman wants to show the world her tits she is a traitor to all women, unless she is getting her tits out to protest men telling her not to get her tits out.

      We must start a campaign making it illegal for women to get their tits out ever…………

      • I sent my postal vote off this morning, my cross was in the ‘leave Europe’ box. But a campaign to stop women showing their tits? Sorry, I don’t think I can support that one.

  4. Thought I was having a Life On Mars moment yesterday: as I went into the Co-op on High Street in town to get some bread I thought I was back in the 70s… The blue and white classic Co-op sign was back and all over the shop…. Turns out the place is going back to its original name and packaging (the green ‘Co-operative’ thing was shite anyway), the firm want to be less corporate (see you: Tesco, you cunts!), do more for customers and they’re bringing back the ‘divi’ too…

    So, it can be said the the Co-op are not cunts…..

  5. And, if you’re partial to blackcurrant jam, I can thoroughly recommend their “liked by us”, 1-pound jar, only 95p where I live…

      • I prefer saskatoon jam(ace) and blueberry jam if its used with the real stuff and not all this high sugar or concentrated juice filler shite. Give me the real deal you jam making bastards!

  6. Meanwhile over in BBC land another article\propaganda piece on the ugly face of Islamophobia. Is there a sister piece on the ugly face of Islam? There must be from the BBC with its fair unbiased well balanced ethics which are enshrined in the charter…….silly me I must be missing it.

    • Very good point. Problem is if they did a series on the ugly face of islam they would go bankrupt. 100 series of twenty episodes would not scratch the surface. I would suggest that they air a regular 5 min info film in which a presenter sits in front of a wall on which “fuck off islam” is painted whilst shouting “fuck off you mussie bastards” “Go back to your shitholes”, “Fucking drug dealing benefit cheating cunts”, “Child raping retards” and other pithy statements which truely show what many people think of the cunts. For this service to the people of England the BBC keep the licence fee. Hows that for a bit of blue sky thinking eh? All those nukes all those shitholes.

      • I think your idea is a good one and should be pursued. They could cancel the day time shite like homes under the fucking hammer where the BBC gets to exploit peoples misery to fill the hours for morons and Dion Dublin can dabble at being a presenter.

        Whilst we are at it the BBC can stop using “so called” Islamic State, it is the Islamic State, the purpose of Islam is to establish a global caliphate.

        If you are Islamic you can do this by either picking up a gun and fighting for sand in the middle east or you can move to Europe and get free houses and money.

      • Conquest by Kalashnikov or conquest by womb, because that is the only difference between a moderate and a militant. Ask the pope, he knows…

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