44 thoughts on “George Fellowes”

  1. What a wanker.

    For fuck’s sake, Dioclese, sort out this error message about comments being too short.

    • Not aware of it CMC.
      I’m sure The Eye will look into when he read this. Nothing I can do as I’m not the techy for this blog.
      Probably a WordPress problem. These things generally crop up after they upgrade their shit.

  2. Weird fucking cunt.

    On another note I want to nominate football and it’s followers, now as a kid I loved playing football but as you get older and see the state of professional football you realise what a joke it is.
    You can’t go in the pub on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon without hearing tattooed balding blokes in their 40’s wittering on about 20 somethings kicking a bag of air around a field and getting paid a fortune for it while 50,000 mugs pay 60 quid a game to go and watch it.
    And even worse when the football is on at the pub, you can’t have a quiet chat with your mates because of all the 40 year old nobheads shouting “Ref that’s a fucking pen ya cunt” you’re the fucking cunt mate, you’re talking to a fucking telly he can’t hear you.
    A sport played by braindead idiots for the entertainment of braindead idiots, football is the new religion.

    • I have always hated football with every fibre of my being.

      The highlight of every world cup is when England play…..badly.

      The local high street is devoid of bellends, knob heads, fucktards and cunts for a couple of hours. Because they’re all at home or in the pub shouting at the TV.

      That is the only upside to football I can think of.

      • Football is fucking great.
        What most people hate about professional football, and that includes even the most die hard fans, is all the shit that comes with it. Such as.
        Season ticket prices.
        Players wages.
        Scumbag agents.
        Smug cunt Lineker.
        Cunts who kiss the badge then fuck off a week later for an extra £20k a week.
        Jamie Carragher gargling marbles in phlegm.
        Sick note cunts like Sturrigde and Walcott.
        Robbie Savage’s hair.
        Anything said by Woy Hodgson.
        Fair weather celeb fans.
        Womens football.
        UEFA cunts.
        FIFA cunts.
        Cunt players who take their kids on the pitch at last home match walk about.
        Arsene Wenger’s eyesight.
        Brown envelope recipients.
        Harry Redknapp.
        Sam Allardyce.
        Players who wear gloves.
        Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm Steven Gerrard.
        Glenn Hoddle saying “at this moment in time” at every opportunity.
        Peter Drury…worst commentator ever.
        Talking up England’s chances.
        Luis Suarez

        But do like refs having the 10 yard squirty cream.

      • Couldn’t agree more, JR… Add Wayne Rooney, the Glazers, the West Ham porn barons, Soccer AM, John Terry, the Transfer Window being made into an event/live TV show and the list is complete… Your list got me thinking though… Thinking back to what I loved about football years ago:

        The ‘Football Special’ trains to away games
        Tommy Docherty
        Hard but good players (Bremner, Harris, Stiles etc)
        No diving cunts
        Jimmy Greenhoff
        The Big Match with Brian Moore
        Loads of great Scottish stars in the English game (Macari, Dalglish, Souness, Buchan, Jordan etc)
        Muddy pitches
        Proper no nonsense and professional referees
        Two footed tackles ( a Jim Holton speciality)
        Bryan Robson
        Brazil 82 (Socrates, Zico, Eder, Falcao, Junior etc)
        Proper Derby games at OT or Maine Road (Etihad my arse!)
        Pre-Season tours in Holland, Denmark etc (fuck all that Chinese bollocks!)
        Coppers at games (as opposed to minimum wage monkeys in hi-vis jackets)
        Motty in his cap and sheepskin on a snowy pitch
        Cantona kicking gobshites
        No boring as fuck stats all over the telly
        King Denis Law
        No foreign knobheads with half/half scarves
        Semi-Final replays
        3′ o clock saturday kick offs

        And dear old Radi Antic… Love the man…
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyAUkaC6nsI

      • Big Norm, I salute you:

        The Big Match with Brian Moore

        I absolutely loved The Big Match and Brian Moore was just THE best. The theme tune, the opening titles and action sequences. Wonderful stuff. Back in the days when footy on telly was scarce and special, the players were real people and the commentators didn’t need some sidekick mong to rabbit on about what just happened, like we missed it or something.

        I think we might have to agree to disagree with your Motson reference. For me, he is one of the biggest cunts ever to pick up a microphone. His pointless and irrelevant drivel is/was nauseating in the extreme.

        Along with your muddy pitches reference, I would add proper white balls for regular games and orange balls when the pitch is icy and snowy. The multi-coloured balls they have now are so gay.

      • You could also add that penalty kick competition ‘on the ball’ ran in the early 70’s where youngsters could try their luck with professional goalkeepers. The final was at Wembley on FA cup final day.

      • Good list, JRC. I’d also add a few items items about football that need to change:

        1. No more animated advertising hoardings. On TV, they’re really distracting and a cunt.
        2. No more shirt sponsors. If no one can have them, then no one has a financial advantage and we can go back to the days of the club crest taking pride of place on the shirt.
        3. Referees MADE to give post match interviews to explain why they’ve ruined the game. Again. Managers/coaches HAVE to do it, so should refs. Cunts.
        4. Go back to the old offside rule that everyone understood except you must be interfering with play to be called offside. Get rid of this first phase, second phase bollocks and attempting to go for the ball but not actually touching it crap.
        5. Reinstate the goalie back pass which the goalie can pick up. No more of this panicked hoofing the ball nonsense.
        6. Introduce teams of officials made up of 2 refs and 4 linesmen. How a linesman can flag for a foul or offside which happens in his half of the pitch but all the way over near the other touchline is nonsense. Every week, the same 6 officials control the game as a team so they get used to how each other works.
        7. Additional points for goals scored. If you score more than, say, 5 goals in a game then you get an extra point. If you lose 7-6, you still get a point for scoring more than 5 goals and the winning team would get 4 points (3 for the win plus an extra one for also scoring more than 5).
        8. Keep count of each teams’ disciplinary points. 2 points for each yellow and 3 for each red. Once a team reaches a certain number of points, they are automatically deducted league points.
        9. Automatic 3 game bans for diving, feigning injury, brandishing imaginary cards and any profanity directed at the officials.
        10. Scouserpool to be banned from European competition forever on the basis the people who were murdered at Heyel will be dead forever. If those murdered souls come back to life, the Scousers can be reinstated. That’s only fair.
        11. Any time an Arsenil player touches the ball, they are sent off immediately.
        12. Arsenil’s new library to be burned down and the club told to fuck off back to Woolwich where they belong.

        I think these 12 points would massively improve the game.

      • Hi IY some interesting ideas but you may have watched too much third down and five.
        Football’s world wide appeal is due to it’s simplicity and doesn’t need complicating.
        Most sports need ancillary equipment, whether it’s a bat or racquet or a storm trooper costume for your NFL, but with football if you’ve got a ball, you’ve got a game.

        If it ain’t broke….don’t fix it.
        Cheers.

      • Let’s cut to the chase. Football is surrogate tribal warfare. Simple as that and all you dopey fuckers are falling for it

      • I’m on board with #10. Only I also think Cuntpool should be relegated to the Cornush Paperboys’ League Division 3. The cunts.

        And a statue of John Wark in his Ipswich kit should be put on the spare plinth in Trafalgar Square.

      • Yep JRC, your simplicity point is well made. Jumpers for goal posts and all that.

        In my early days in Yankland I did try to embrace Yank sports. I really did – honest! I went to a few NFL games and enjoyed them up to a point. I went to several baseball games, most of which were quite boring. I got free tickets to see an ice hockey game one time and was totally confused by it. I could not figure out what the fuck was going on. I never bothered with basketball.

        My main complaint with Yank sports is that’s mostly about ratings, razzmatazz and money. There’s very little in the way of passion. That’s mainly down to the huge distances between teams which does rather restrict the numbers of away fans at games. The crowd is almost 100% partisan and let’s face it, that’s no fun. You just can’t beat the banter and verbal abuse exchanged between sets of fans at a proper British game of football. The coverage of the EPL and Championship has grown considerably over here in the last several years, so it’s much more accessible that it used to be. So I’ve pretty much abandoned Yank sports.

        I do have one juicy story I can share about a baseball game I was at one time. I was sitting next to my Yank wife and behind us was a family of fucktards. Mother, a couple of young brats, grandma and granddad. One of the fucking kids kept kicking the back of my seat. I’d had a word or two, polite at first but getting increasingly more stern. Now you would think that a normal, well adjusted and respectful family would apologise and tell the kid to cut it out. Not this lot and of all people the granddad copped an attitude. The generation you would think would have the greatest sense of civility and respect, but not this old sod. For some bizarre reason, Yanks play their nauseating national anthem before any sporting event. They usually stand up and clutch their chests as they belt out bollocks about bombs bursting in air and some fucking flag still being there and whatnot. As a respectful Brit, I sat quietly in my seat while the Yanks did their thing. After it finished they all sat down and granddad dabbed me on the shoulder TWICE! I turned around, glared at the old cunt and said, “WHAT?”. Thinking he could get into it with me, in an aggressive tone he said, “Why didn’t you stand up for our national anthem?”. In my best, most polished accent I could muster I said, “Because I’m English”. The look on the old cunt’s face was priceless. The whole family moved to other seats shortly thereafter. Cunts.

      • Worked with a lot of the eggs over easy cunts.
        Had a standard answer should the World Series or Superbowl get a mention.
        Simply explained that the game they call baseball we call rounders….a game only played by girls.
        And American football…..we call….catch.
        They didn’t like it.

      • IMHO anyone who is prepared to pay £60 to sit in the back of the stand for 90 minutes watching moving dots on a bit of green stuff way over there somewhere is a cunt…

        Same applies to Wimbledon. Saw Virginia Wade there the year she won. At least I think it was her. Could have been anyone frankly.

      • Yes. Unless it is a thorough cunting of football.

        By the way, I am actually happy that I haven’t the foggiest idea who any of those football related names are.

        Leaves more space in my brain for intelligent stuff.

        Oh, and something else I despise is football related banter at work…..or indeed any spherical object related sport banter.

  3. More fool the media for even running such a pointless, attention seeking story. He only gets a fucking mard on because she won’t let him get blood on his sword…

    • I think he may be a chutney ferret… or a hermaphrodite.

      Small cock is only one step away from a giant clit, and vice versa….

      • God thats gross nickelby I wouldn’t want to have period sex thats just nasty and I’m sure you could get syphilis or some shite from it. These click bait articles is what the boring beeb is great at, fucking bloody cunts!… literally of course.

      • Speaking of bloody cunts how about this grave smasher in OZ Muhammad Ibrahim causing up to $500,000 worth of damage to graves. The cunt plead not guilty and the great OZ justice system found him not guilty(still on-going tho). This is a obstruction of justice if you ask me and more proof that moslems should go back to their smelly wog cuntries.

        I’m at a loss of words for this one of course the liberal poofs will say the usual toss. “Not all moslems are like this you know I’m friends with a few”. Yeah and my Dad’s friend is a prison chaplain who is friendly with murderers and scumbags but he still knows that a rat is a rat.

      • Probably a tranny cunt on the quiet.
        That’s if it’s a real story in the first place.
        Report comes from Radio 1’s newsbeat team. Full of effeminate voiced shirtlifters…..just like Radio 1.
        Breeding ground of paedos and poofs.

  4. What a Cunt, I only read the first sentence or so and then saw the smug look on this cunts face again. This cunt is a typical modern day pussy cunt, who wears moisturiser and checks how many followers he has on Twitter every hour. If I knew the cunt and he told me he gets periods I would give him a bitch slap, The Cunt.

  5. Typical hipster pussy boy cunt,he should man up and get that flatmate of his shagged then go to pub,the stomach cramps is probs caused by too much spunk drinking in Kings Cross toilets

      • Imagine the referred pain of her arsehole he is going to have when they all pull a train on her when she goes out dogging in a few months when she is over the nancy cunt.

  6. I’d like to nominate that supercilious smug little cunt Jon Platt for a proper fucking leathering (I suppose a good cunting will have to suffice) on the occasion of his recent win at the High Court against the Isle of Wight Council (admittedly, a bunch of fucking useless inbred cunts themselves) and for striking a blow for the little man (and they don’t come much littler than that Pygmy cunt) so that we can now all fuck off to Florida during school term time so that our cunting offspring can enjoy the benefits of daddy’s ill-gotten gains, i.e. the proceeds of running his own PPI recovery firm which should make him eligible for the title FUCKING UTTER CUNT just in itself! Thanks for giving the Government the excuse to now simply change the law and well and truly fuck things up for everyone else… I look forward to you being found hanging under Sandown Pier when your scummy little business goes tits up (and no, your kid can’t have the day off school to go to your fucking funeral!) – CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!

  7. Well I was a puny, weedy “sensitive” child/teenager, but I fought through it and beat it. Whereas cunts like this actually embrace it. Milksops like this twat are actually encouraged by society now, no doubt because they are easy to dominate and, of course, govern…

  8. Given this has been ‘reported’ I’m a tad confused as to why this qualifies as news.

    It being in the public domain has allowed us cunts to weigh in and slag off the sad unfortunate twat, but still, news?

    What is wrong with the world? Are there more total wankers in the world now or do they just have access to media outlets which in the past they did not?

    He does have one of those faces though that you just want to punch. Bit like Cesc Fibreglass at Arsenil. Cunt.

  9. The Grauniad needs cunting. Stating the bleedin obvious, I know, but…”How to eat (Part 94): Macaroni Cheese”. Last time it was Fish Pie.

    This is a great worry to me. Being an ordinary sort of Auntie Belinda,
    I thought I’d got it right. Pick up fork, food on fork, open gob, shovel it in, chew, swallow, digest, fart, poop, wipe, flush.

    Obviously there’s more to this eating biz than I first thought, for those woolly-minded, twatty hipster mong-cunts… Should I invite a coven of local feminazis / luvvies / bbc paedos, Emmas, around as witnesses? Is it all some deconstructionalist event? I think I should be told. (even the meaning of Deconstructionalist would help…)
    Enemas used to be a way of feeding invalids. Well, Camoron is about at the end of his (useful??) life, so perhaps a few kilos of microwave-hot macaroni cheese up his jacksie might be a tasty treat for him…

    • He has fucked it up well an truly, also by whining to the media, he will be forever known as Mr Blobby!

      • Be fair, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, these fucks practically cunt themselves! There seem to be no end of cunts who want to boast their cunt credentials to the widest audience. And we will be there, ready to cunt them.?

      • Sign of the times I suppose. Why this need to show the Universe that you are a “cunt” is far beyond my limited understanding of the Human condition. You are so right in your observation a literal tide of cuntish wankers engulfing our media, our streets, our courts and so on. One good point that does shine like a beacon through the shitelands; being a cunt is possible for any ethnicity, gender, transgender, bi-gender “yawn”and the regular reports of cunty twats support this.

  11. What a fucking pussy!The definition of a white knight.Yeah sure his flatmate probably thinks it is cute but in the process her pussy will turn as dry as a desert.

  12. I would put this cunt, George Fellowes in a room with a pissed Tyson Fury and broadcast it on live television…

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