Christer Björkman

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Christer Björkman is a cunt…says our Tel “totally spoiled” the Eurovision pong contest. Nope. Wogan just saw through it, saw it for what it was…a heap of old toot.

In fact “toot” is more musical!! Eurovision was S H one T before Tel arrived on the scene…

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard

Christer Bjorkman wouldn’t know a good song if he tripped over it. [THIS SONG] would have pissed Eurovision!

Nominated by: Dioclese

12 thoughts on “Christer Björkman”

  1. Nailed it. You’re exactly right. Our Tel saw through it – for its political bias, pettiness and superficiality – and made fun of it. He wasn’t offensive – that wasn’t his style – just very witty with clever put downs, word play, sarcasm and hilarious historical and political references. Tel was the perfect host for us Brits. So Björkman can do one for being a lippy cunt. And he can take that cunt Graham Norton with him. He deserves a massive cunting as well.

  2. Let’s get out of the EU.

    Tell the cunts we’re giving the Eurovision Mong Contest the elbow as of now.

    Then rub salt in the wound by winning Euro 2016.

  4. Do any heterosexual people watch this crap? Such a display of blatant poofery is to be avoided at all costs. Being a bit of a musician, I should be able to at least be objective about the musical content, however it just sounds like a gay disco at a students union. Also, it wouldn’t matter if we sent our best selling artist, with a song that had been a worldwide number one, the winner would still be some Latvian ladyboy singing about nuclear disarmament. It’s shite, and I don’t want to fund it through my cunting license fee. And that twat Norton can get fucked too, the overpaid, undertalented annoying prick.

    • “Also, it wouldn’t matter if we sent our best selling artist, with a song that had been a worldwide number one, the winner would still be some Latvian ladyboy singing about nuclear disarmament. It’s shite, and I don’t want to fund it through my cunting license fee. And that twat Norton can get fucked too, the overpaid, undertalented annoying prick.”
      What he said 🙂

      • Norton is gonna be getting mighty aroused watching some Armenian goat herder singing his song about one mans love for a special goat.

  5. I’d never seen a piccie of CB before… doesn’t he look a mong??!

  6. Why the fuck do we enter the Europisson shite cuntest.

    The Beatles, stones, led zep, pink floyd, sex pistols, jam,. madness, kinks, cream and on and on and on we could go.

    We gave the wolrd Black Sabbath for fuck sake, this wank fest of shite wants us to get down to the level of a bearded tranny?

    Eurovision? We shit it!

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