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BT corporation …is a cunt.

Have an ex-directory number a caller preference, but still get nuisance calls. Complain and no joy, HOWEVER, we (BT) can sell you a nuisance call blocker phone for 50 quid or a quad set for 100 quid which will block up to 100% of nuisance calls. So;

They have the technology, or have they?

You have to enter a full contact list? Life just keeps getting shorter.

Up to 100% = 0.0 x 10∞% to 100%. Crafty piss poor math cunts.

They make money from theses nuisance calls.

BT you is a CUNT!

Nominated by: King Cnut

23 thoughts on “BT”

  1. BT are the worst corporation I’ve ever encountered. Their customer service is a total embarrassment. As long as they’ve got you ensnared in a contract they could not give less of a fuck about you.
    Phone-line monopolising cunts.

  2. BT sent me an email advising me to renew my broadband contract or I would have to pay more for BT sport. I clicked on ‘renew’ and it said there was a technical fault. I tried ‘contact BT’ but there’s no email address or postal address, and it took some detective work to find a phone number. The automated reply said it would take between ten and twenty minutes to talk to someone.
    Eventually someone answered and I told her what the problem was. She tried it and it wouldn’t work for her either, but she said she’d sort things out for me.
    Today I got a call from a BT woman who couldn’t speak English properly and couldn’t understand what I wanted. And now I’ve received two emails from them telling me I’ve been signed up to a completely different contract.
    Can anyone recommend a broadband supplier?

  3. They are indeed a bunch of thieving, monopolising cunts.
    I used to get my bills sent to me and pay them in full within 7 days every quarter, then I finally noticed they were charging me £24 a year (£6 a bill) for the privilege of paying with in full with a debit card, I complained and was told if I set-up a direct debit I would not be charged a £6 a a quarter ‘payment processing fee’.
    I told them to fuck off.
    How is it I can go to a corner shop and as long as I spend £5 I am not charged any payment processing fee? How is it I can order a pizza and only be charged a 50p card payment processing fee?
    Yet BT want £6 to process a fucking BACS transfer, the bitch I complained too and used the above example had the audacity to tell me it was not a £6 payment processing fee but was actually a £2 payment processing fee for each month, hang-on, I am making ONE Payment, not 3 payments you fucking bitch.
    I sent a letter of complaint to the BT CEO and they now sneakily charge £2 a month more in line rental if you do not set-up a direct debit, so they can hide this £6 fee for payment processing.

    FUCKING WANKERS

  4. My parents met as my Dad worked for BT and his colleague set him up on a date with my mother.So thanks to BT you have this cunt!Possibly the biggest grievanc those around me have towards BT. My Dad left years ago after suffering heart problems and a near breakdown through the fuckwittery he was forced to encounter from the company.When he was rushed into Hospital and the Doctor asked what he did for a living and when he said BT manager the Dr said “Christ we should start a ward up for you lot”.A really bad place to work.My Godmother also retired from there recently as she was so stressed and ill from it all.Apparently it is even worse behind the scenes than the public assume.

  5. It’s happening people, It’s happening again! Another terrorist attack Paris-Egypt plane crash, I wonder if migration policy will change or not. Dumb question lol Look: we need to remember that Moslems are not all terrorists.

    What’s more, we need to remember that the real victims are not the people who died on this plane, but the Moslems who will get bad looks at the supermarket in France because this happened.
    Of course, these bad decision making individuals are just bad apples.
    We can’t turn into racists and sacrifice the joys of multiculturalism
    just because a very high percentage of migrants are violent murderers, terrorists and bloody rapists.
    The benefits of multiculturism are too glorious to give up remember that migrants pay your pensions people. This message is sponsored by Stay EU

  6. BT can suck the crispy dry jizz from an AIDS suffering tramps’ pants. I remember them when they had the monopoly on phone services, and as soon as there was competition, I fucked them off sharpish. We had a fucked phone box near us when we were kids, money went in but came back out and it was free call time! We must have gone through half the phone book, ringing people up to call them cunts. All on one two pence piece! So get fucked BT!

    • They still have a monopoly on the phone lines, the so called competition all lease the lines from BT Wholesale, a different arm of BT plc.
      So there is no competition, every one who has a home phone is paying BT via a 3rd party lol

  7. I live in a new build where the options are Hyperoptic and BT. When comparing prices I typed my post code on the BT site and was told that my location’s not yet ready, this despite the fact there’s a fucking BT router pre-installed in the flat. Hyperoptic is fairly shit but, even so, a comparison with BT is no comparison.

  8. True story:

    When my mum died and I had to do all the cancellation of services etc BT were the worst. They put me through to 3 different call centres with a wait of 20 minutes each time. In the end they put me through to India where to be fair the guy did all the required things.

    At the end of it all he asked and this is a quote “Would your mother like the line moved to her new residence”

    I kid you fucking not!!!!

    • I can relate to that, Sixdog… When my mother died of cancer Virgin were insufferable when I tried to close her account with them…

      And BT are cunts… None of their phone boxes work… Not everyone (like the elderly) uses a bloody mobile, and just maybe one of their boxes might be needed for emergencies… But they don’t give a shit… The box near my local doctors surgery has had the door missing and a severed receiver for well over a year now… And BT Sports is shite and all….

      • My uncle died several decades ago, I discovered the body…
        After about two months or so, my Dad was sorting out a few bits of post that were still turning up. An absolute cracker was from Barclays life assurance… First line of address??
        Mr. D. G. Cassetti (Decd).
        I kid you not. WTF did they think Decd stood for? Some military decoration??! Inside, a very tempting offer: sign up today, and we’ll give you a free first-aid kit (about the size of a tin of cough pastilles). “It might save a life”. My old man wrote back saying that it would take considerably more than that to bring his brother back.
        Fackin’ CUNTS

  9. BT are cunting useless. I switched from them last year. I got totally pissed out by paying over the odds for a shit broadband experience which just wasn’t anywhere near half decent. None of them are much good to be honest. Trying to reach a human voice is near impossible and when you do, it’s to a call centre in Bangalore? Fuck’s sakes BT sort your house out. This is 2016 not 1816. This guy speaks for us all I reckon…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk

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