James Jagger is a cunt…
Now his old man may now be a cunt of executive status (and a cunt of the realm), but at least he worked his way to the top by playing shitty dives and piss soaked cinemas with Brian, Keef and Co…. No such grafting for Little Jimmy though…. He now has his own TV series about an era he wasn’t even born in (the 1970s), with daddy putting up the money,of course…
Still, it makes a change for Little Jimmy… Doing a crappy telly show, as opposed to non-stop partying and shagging slags like Paris Hilton….
Jimmy Jagger is a cunt and should be filed with all the other useless and shallow cunts with rich and/or famous parents (Taylor Swift, Mark Ronson, Stella McCartney, Cara Delevigne, Callum Best, Dakota Johnson etc)….
Nominated by: Norman
I’d like to cunt Rod Stewart – not because ‘Sailing’ is one of those songs that makes you want to cut your wrists before the end of the first bar (‘Mull Of Kintyre’ is another, as is the theme from ‘Emmerdale’), but because I’d like to see this photo used to illustrate him:
http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=4ec44bd
If enough people viewed the cunting and the photo, it would eventually start showing up on Google Image searches for Rod Stewart and I think that would be seriously fucking funny because Rod Stewart is self-evidently a fucking cunt.
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I Agree, Rod Stewart is a piss poor Steve Marriott. His Jeff Beck Group stuff is pretty good but his solo wank stuff is horrible IMO (aside from a few songs of course). Maggie May pfft, Its actually a sick song bout him fucking a older woman. I’m also not sure thats him but I’ll take your word for it
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It would be pretty shit if you wanted to be a rock star but you’re fucking dad already was one and would always be infinitely cooler than you are even after he’s dead.
Bit like Steve McQueen and his son Chad…
Wha’dya mean “Who..?”
You know Chad McQueen…. a famed acting career credited with non other than a cameo as young thug/bully/henchman ‘Dutch’ is Karate Kid 1.
“Dead meat LaRusso… dead meat.”
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“You know Chad McQueen…. a famed acting career credited with non other than a cameo as young thug/bully/henchman ‘Dutch’ is Karate Kid 1.”
Yah but what a line … Dead meat LaRusso… dead meat.
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Jakob Dylan and Sean Lennon are also cunts in the Chad McQueen category…
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James Jagger is a bellend he won’t touch the stuff his old man has done https://youtu.be/QgYblVYEldY
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Cheers for the clip, TitSlapper… And I agree… Few could touch The Stones when they were at their best, and unlike that little knobend, Jimmy Jagger, the Stones did work their arses off… Especially during the two gigs a day tours….
Midnight Rambler, from the STP Tour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNaAEJv_sDQ
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Rambler good track!, Midnight Rambler and You got the silver were the last tracks that Jones contributed too they are also arguably the best tracks on the album IMO. Mick Jagger is a ego maniac cunt too though and probably taught his son to be a stuck up prick… Just sayin but rambler is a good track its also one of the few tracks that they extended live sometimes up to 18 minutes
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Jimmy Jagger probably did get a few tips on cuntery from his old man… Keef’s lad, Marlon Richards, seems like a pretty OK bloke though… He comes across as pretty level headed in Keef’s autobiography… Amazing really, considering that he went on tour with his dad and having that demented bitch, Anita Pallenberg, as his mother…
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“Amazing really, considering that he went on tour with his dad and having that demented bitch, Anita Pallenberg, as his mother…” Anita Pallenberg is also a witch seriously…practices the dark arts(actually they all were into the occult) also a somewhat untrustworthy character/whore who slept with half of the rolling stones and many many others.
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Bill Wyman despised Pallenberg and he said to the Stones crew, ‘Don’t say anything about her even behind her back… She can hear you, she’s a witch…’
Charlie Watts was no fan of her either and Bianca Jagger said Pallenberg was like a ‘wolf…’ who also had a grin like a shark…. I know Brian was no saint, but I bet Anita led him a right merry dance and wound him up something shocking…
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“who also had a grin like a shark” I’ve seen that grin its creepy. Apparently Mick and Anita were members of the proccess church for awhile alot of the members were into the occult. Just read a interesting Article on the stones check it out if you like https://conspiromedia.wordpress.com/tag/anita-pallenberg/
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Completely off topic- but did anyone have Ronnie Corbett in the ‘pool of doom’?
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Read the comments you lazy cunt 😉
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I’ve been nominating him and bruce forsyth for ages, so I may have finally won, But I have a sneaky feeling I missed the nominations on the last dead-pool, fucking typical!
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