Go Compare!

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Go compare is a Cunt.

Them and their advertising company both.

It was bad enough with the warbling welsh windbag, but now, now they’ve teamed him up with a chirpy, chatty, cockney cabbie we’re getting into embolism country.

That’s all.

Cunts!

Nominated by: King Cnut

15 thoughts on “Go Compare!”

  1. I can’t stand opera singers to start with, but the more I hear this cunt’s voice, the more determined I am to compare the meerkat.

    • This cunt even manages to dispel the only adage I know regarding the Welsh.

      One Welshman ……bearable…

      Two……you’ve got a fucking choir.

    • Opera is fine so long as you don’t have to watch it. The old story about actors being shit singers and it’s even worse the other way round. Nevertheless, this singing comedy twat is insufferable and he should go fuck off asap.

    • Yes, this guy sure is an annoying tosser. The only thing it hs done has made me mute my TV whenever the Ads come on (along with the endless ending soon DFS adverts )” And the best thing avout this prick? I will never go to go.cuntpare.com – I will use other sites.Nice work, marketing team @ go cuntpare!

  2. I fucking hate the advert (haven’t a clue what he’s advertising).

    Burt what pisses me off is that the advertisers have secured the cunt a place in tv history as being fucking annoying. Burn the fat cunts house down !

  3. Did you know that when they did those adverts where various celebrities tried to ‘kill’ him there were thousands of complaints!
    In one, Stuart Pearce floors him by kicking a football at him…
    (shot Stu! (snigger))

    Over 1000 thousand complaints to Advertising Standards Agency from parents who thought it set a bad example to kids. Fucking hell… so no kid has ever thought of booting a footy at another kid before this advert? Cunts.

  4. Dave Gorman.
    What an unfunny pillock. I’d happily go to prision for a month if I could punch this average, no, less-than-average comedian in his average bearded mug for no other reason than I did it for all the people in tv land (as I’m sure his negative bearded shite has infected othe shores) who have to switch over when he appears on tv spouting his trivial, mind-numbing drivel disguised as comedy entertainment.
    Watch Chris Morris et Dave, you Cunt.

    • Good cunting, this bearded, apple product owning hipster cunt is about as funny as shitting yourself at work in front of that horny little blonde temp you want to arse fuck over the copy machine.
      Gorman’s whole shtick is plagiarizing comment and things off the Internet and passing it off as his own unique brand of comedy.
      There’s a reason this cunts shows are only on the TV channel “Dave”, that’s because he is cheap, appeals to cunts and no-ne at the BBC or ITV would ever has this unfunny cunt on TV, and considering they employ Michael McIntyre and Jack Whitehall, it shows just how shit Gorman is!

  5. All adverts for anything web related are top drawer wank, comparison cunts are extreme cunts. “Bob saved fifteen quid on his car insurance and now he feels epic” If Bobs life so empty that something so trivial can get him wet then he needs to fucking top himself. Fat turds dancing, bald poof in heels twerking, who the fuck thought these shitbags would make you want to use their twatty products? What a load of cunt.

  6. Just watched video of Kerry Katona rolling round an airport carpark smashed out of her tiny mind with her jogging bottoms round her ankles. Kerry I cannot even remember what your famous for but you look like one of the slappers who drop their kids off outside the local school before they head of to spend their benefits money of fags and cheap makeup.

    Kerry I nominate you as a cunt, mainly a cunt to yourself. Sort your fucking life out, your a mother to 5 kids who have to live with all your public self humiliation. I don’t give a fuck your an alcoholic, take some responsibility for yourself and grow the fuckup. You have made a good living out of being a nobody and yet you throw it away and shame your children and family.

    Kerry you are a cunt of the worst kind, what’s your ambition to humiliate your kids until one of them finds you dead in bed having choked on your own vomit.

    You are a putrid bitch right now, you owe your children, stay out of the media and out of the bottle. I nominate you as a cunt of the first order.

    • I particularly liked the the 52 seater coach at the end: FIT BUS, yes, compared to the drunken slag in the foreground it is. Probably safer slipping one up the tail pipe than shagging a Gregg’s beef flap slice.

  7. That advert with the cabbie pisses me off. Why the fuck are you telling the fat opera cunt that it would be great if there some site where you could compare credit cards? Have you been living under a rock you stupid bald speccy cockney cunt? Comparison sites have been around for 10 years or so you dumb fuck.

    Cockney (well all Londoners) should be up for a cunting anyway.

  8. Go compare wants stringing up with with that fat fucking builder and that queer cunt with the hot pants on that other equally enraging advert. I fucking hate it so much. If i saw any of them cunts on fire I would not piss on em in fact I’d go to the nearest petrol station and fill a jerry can up and make sure the cunts we’re well done !

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