I detest actors who take themselves and their profession too seriously but she’s so far up her own arse she can watch you from behind her rat-face teeth.
Her nude scenes in The War Zone after having just given birth to twins have to be amongst the most distressing I’ve ever endured, and acting in a film with fellow up-his-own-arse cuntflap Ray Winstone is particularly unforgiveable.
This may have been forgotten but I recently watched a load of pretentious Italian cuntspittle called I Am Love starring guess who. In an interview about the film she used the word “milieu” about 15 times which caused my blood pressure to rise to stroke levels.
I managed to recover from that too but then read this interview on the BBC yesterday regarding her silent role in her latest wopfest of self-indulgence: “It was a time in my life when, for personal reasons, I was all out of words; I didn’t want to say anything,” Swinton elaborates. “I wanted to do the film though, and this was the only way I could make it happen.”
Just reading this self-indulgent tripe while I copied it has put me off my pancakes.
The best role for her would be in a documentary about an actress drowning in a boating accident on Lake Como or being blown up by an ISIS toddler.
Nominated by: Galted Asas
I think I shall count myself fortunate to never have encountered this ugly grave dodger; how can you look like that and not be dead? Naked you say? *Shudder* All I can think of now is a xylophone on hens legs. Is that a real image or is it shopp’d. I can fill in the angst ridden voice. God that’s ugly. There’s Swinton in Manchester that’s in need of twinning with Hiroshima; she’d fit right in.
Watch out erm wass-ya-name; looking like that somecunt on here is going to have you in the Pool of Death double-quick and if it’s Debo you’re doooomed.
For putting me off my dinner: she’s a cunt!
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Never heard of her but from the picture and info above, I reckon:
“Time in my life for personal reasons…” personal reason being: “I really crave the attention right now and although I’m all out if words, here are a few more about myself and my ‘milieu’, bless you all”.
Narcissism personified.
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Ugly skin and bones cunt.
All that’s missing is a barbed wire fence and the Auschwitz nightwear.
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yet again Cunt the government! are they going to do a U turn on DLA or not I have taken time off work to take my girlfriend up to a hospital in london which I do not want to do and worse yet return in rush hour with someone who is a little bit fragile and cant walk that well.
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Saw her in that shite Constantine basically (Heaven & Hell meets Matrix) and they made that silly little bint(swinton) a female angel masquerading as david bowie ziggy stardust era.
There are no female angels FFS hollyweird perverting the story once again. The devil in the film is a frenchman.. what more is there to say, seriously what the feck?
Alan Moore was onced asked about Constantine he said “don’t even bother asking bout that film they went against my wishes turned the film into the matrix another reason I hate bloody film adaptations, it was a disaster” https://youtu.be/Oi1r8B5INfU
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Yeah she would get it. Bet she’s a dirty bitch. The dirtiest ones are the usually the ones you don’t expect to be dirty. Dirty slaaaaaags.
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Why is it that Posh people look different? Can you imagine David Cameron talking in an east end accent? A lot of Posh people have that rosy cheeked look about them and also have uncommon surnames like Cumberbatch. Fucking Posh cunts.
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Tis taking it up the arse that colours their complexion so young cunter.
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Oh I see, thanks for clearing that one up Sir Limply Stoke.
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By the way, did anyone have George Osborne’s Career in the latest Dead Pool?
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Don’t think so, I glazed over the deadpool couldn’t find his name.
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I would rather just have George Osbourne dead, Fred…
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Well spoken as usual Norm.
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Thanks to Wikipedia, here is all we need to know about this “actress” – ‘ While at Cambridge, she joined the Communist Party;[11] she later joined the Scottish Socialist Party’.
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Ah… one of the modern “radical-chic” set. Doesn’t matter what system of government we have in place… they’ll oppose it for “the people!”
Equality for the working must seem a brilliant concept when you’re hovering comfortably above it. The dingy mass of poor, illeterate dullards in the peasantry who clearly have no ambition to rise in life must be oh so grateful for these champions who fight for a truly fair system… where everybody has an equal chance of living in a gutless society of abject squalour.
What a woman!
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I bet she’s dabbled in Nazi shit too… Tilda Swinton is a massive cunt who tries to pass herself off as some sort of eccentric artist and ‘quirky’ individual… Not unlike the late David Bowie (except he was good at it)… She is so pretentious and full of shit… I recall her saying that she would not let her kids watch television, when she appears on it herself and makes a living (for want of a better word) in front of a camera… Everything about her – from her image and ‘controversial’ opinions to her ‘eccentricity’ – looks so studied and staged… A bit like how that Jack White cunt built up his own myth with that White Stripes obscure bluesman and wife/sister/inbred bollocks… No talent or looks (certainly not) to speak of. so it’s a mixture of bullshit, staged controversy and ‘zany’ antics… What a load of crap…
Oh, and the cyberspace carpet guzzling, tuppence flicking brigade (you know the type: online lezzers who look like the back end of a double decker, hate men, and listen to crap like Sleater Kinney) have adopted Swinton as their pin-up… Just the sort of stupid misandrist munters who would fall for such bullshit and be attracted to someone that ugly… The mind boggles….
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The daft skinny slag probably has a soft spot for the IRA as well…
How anyone could find this pretentious weirdo attractive in any way, I will never know… Seeing Swinton reminds of that exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor…
Lady Nancy Astor: ‘Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea…’
Winston Churchill: ‘Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it…’
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The only time I saw this weird fuck was in a fucking awful film by Derek Jarman which doesn’t bode well for the cadaverous bint. Jarman died of AIDS having poked the chocolate starfish too many times, mucky fucker. He claimed to be an atheist but was buried in a churchyard, hypocriticunt. Doesn’t bode well for this whitewash faced nutter. At least she kept her fucking gob shut. Her parents must have named her after a bag of rice, which is what she looks like, dozy mare.
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Always thought she were a wrong’un, and I think that I too had the great misfortune to see that Jarman film… in fact, anything uber-pretentious, and our Tilda’s bound to be in it. Queen of Luvviedom…
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Christ, have a go at the petulant expression on her face! And that Marco Pierre White is a cunt too.
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Please can sombody wittier than me sort out some quip about rice and insurance for this daft cow?
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Or rice and the town of Swinton in Manchester….
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It must be time re-cunt the fucking BBC. Apparently that annoying tart from Eastenders with the headscarf is in line to be the Doctor’s new bird.
Perhaps she’ll declare intergalactic jihad against the infidels of Gallifrey.
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Told you it would be that token muzzie off NeverEnders….
And no doubt the next series will be chocka full of poofters too…
What’s next? Daleks shouting ‘Allah Akbar!’ instead of ‘Exterminate!’?….
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Ha ha good one Norman.
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this dalek was pakistani, so probably a muzzie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
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Why name your child after a brand of rice, does she have a sibling named Uncle Ben? She is well weird and somewhat creepy for my taste why can she not stick to crap acting instaed of spouting the thesaurus of cuntishness when some poor fool aims a camera at her. Damm shame pot noodles had not been invented when she was born imagine talking hollywood with the moniker pot noodles swinton, basmati would suit her though but thats a variety not a brand…..
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She’s probably taken one up the shitter from Uncle Ben…
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And her partner (dread term) is an artist who goes by the name of Sandro Kopp (it’s a bloke, although I first thought he was a she). His work “deals with the concept of mediated presence and explores the meeting points of classical painting and digital technology” according to research.. Huh-wha? Tosser!
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Whatever happened to artists that actually paint fucking pictures of actual stuff?!
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Artists who paint?! That’s so last century, best you can hope for is your local decorator, at least they know how to do a straight line. If you ask them nicely they’ll even use colour, revolutionary stuff. All I’ve seen of modern art of late is recycled grainy monochrome videos of Martin Luther King without any soundtrack. FFS – anyone can do that with a fucking phone. I’m working on an installation right now, painting the bloody bedroom, vote for me in the Turner prize, I’ll throw in a good shit on the unmade bed for authenticity.
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I’ll save you all some time; after a quick google I can state unequivocally: his ‘work’ is shite. Should you perchance go for a look-see yourself take a skip, a big builders skip, you’re going to need it.
If you’ll allow me a quick blue pencil moment BrassedUp:
His work “deals with the concept of medicated pretence and explores the meeting points of canvas and metal bin waste disposal technology”
He’s a Cunt, she’s a Cunt heaven forfend they should ever breed.
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I reckon she looks like a hung up used jonny with eyes,obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool
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Fucking emaciated, cocaine riddled cunt of a whore.
I bet she hasn’t eaten since 1998, and that was probably two Ryvitas with cream-cheese and avocado.
I can’t believe some sand nigger is gonna be in Dr Who, what next Romesh Ranganathan as the new doctor? Warwick Davis as the new Davis? Or how about Susan Boyle as some creature, would save the BBC a fortune on make-up costs.
Oh and fuck the BBC, did anyone see the news today? they are already hijacking the atrocity in Brussels as being targeted at the EU, every strap-line on-screen mentioned the airport and station were close to ‘EU institutions’ – Nothing like a bit of pro EU propaganda out of a crisis.
CUNTS,
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Radio 4 had some dumb bitch on the news earlier, and she was saying spare a thought for all the muzzies in Belgium because people will be suspicious of them. I didn’t. Fuck them.
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Cunt the ‘orrible little bleeders before they cunt us. To be sure, there’ll be a dismal wankfest of how we’ve all got to be oh-so touchy-feely with them poor muzzies, just in case they get upset. Cue the two Emmas. Cunt them as well…
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The only thought Id spare would be one shot, or two, just to be sure the cunts dont come back
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Count me in. All the BBC drone on about is comment and analysis, neither of which they can manage. Cunt the horsefaced Jenny Hill, so – called German/Belgian/ anywhere correspondent. All she could come up was ‘so many questions, so few answers’. Is that it you stupid ex- Look North twat? And her German is fucking useless, trust me. It’s Kraut with a shit Bradford accent.
And fuck the BBC got twatting on about the Belgians missing the so-called ‘leads’. It’s not as if PC plod was on the ball on 7/7 or the CIA had a sodding clue 9/11, seems like a lack of expertise all round.
I used to think the Belgians were complete twats but I’m not so sure now – these ‘so called’ nutters seem to be able to outwit even the most sophisticated surveillance.
Fuck the BBC and their shit ‘let’s see who we can get to boo on the telly first’ mentality and let’s go back to old- fashioned reporting – i.e facts.
Arseholes.
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