The home of the delusional narcissists who believe they are ‘celebrities’
If I wanted to look at pictures of cats I would watch channel 5’s ‘whats cats do’, if I wanted to look at deranged selfies I would watch porn and if I wanted to look at pictures of children I would go see Jimmy Savile.
The Internet is fucking shite, a breeding ground for narcissists, the easily offended and whinging warriors. Their point of view is right and if you don’t agree then you are a cunt, allegedly!
Fuck Twitter, fuck Facebook and certainly fuck Youtube & Google.
Apparently captain capacious arsehole (Stephen Fry) has deleted his twitter after getting some abuse, good! Instead of receiving plaudits, adulation and the attention of sycophants he has received some critical feedback, and the raging arse bandit does not like it, so he deleted his Twitter in a spat in the hopes everyone rallies around in sympathy asking him to come back..Fuck off I say, slit your wrists and do the world a favour, Twitter could do without you promoting your debauched bum sex, your latest TV show (at license fees payers expense) or your incessant advertising for Apple.
Nominated by: Boaby
Agreed. You hear shite about abuse on Twatter, Facefuck etc and you have to ask the question – why use the fuckers if you don’t want abuse, let alone letting werdos know who, what and where you are?
What sort of a cunt tweets a picture of his dinner/self/bellend etc?
The only acceptable social medium is the cunters’ forum. And they are all cunts.
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Well cunted, Boaby!! Indeed, the problem with these sad, sad fuckers is that they don’t understand the “oxygen of publicity” thing… They thrive on it, but then, just occasionally, they get Zyklon-B back and…surprise, surprise, boo-hoo, the little dahlings can’t hack it. CUNTS. J. K. Rowling…. ’nuff said!
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Agreed… J.K Rowling is one of the biggest social media whore cunts on the planet… It appears that cunts and social media go hand in hand: Rowling, Stephen Fry, Joey Barton, Madonna, Wayne Rooney, Caitlin Moran, Sachin Nakrani* etc…
* Total cunt: who is a snivelling Guardian hack and who exposed his dick to women online, under the pseudonym, Charlie Clitlicker… Nakrani is due a massive cunting….
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Bart? My fucking name is Norman!
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I know – that’s why I corrected it. Changing names throws it into first comment moderation but I knew it was you from the email and IP address so I changed it for you. Guess your fingers were just being a cunt?…
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“Bart? My fucking name is Norman!” Funny enough I read that in Bart’s voice. Bart Simpson that is https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Simpson
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This is the only good thing about Twitter
https://twitter.com/smugsusannareid
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Facebook, twatter are proof that people are becoming more socially awkward . Plus relationships are practically non-existent in this day and age because theres a never ending stream of porn on the internet for blokes to look at. Internet was made to make our lifes easier but its turned us into zombies with cat pictures, porn, and social media.
I don’t use twitter or facebook no thank you my life is hectic enough that and facebook spys on you. When people join Facebook, are they fully aware of how many privacy rights you sign to use it.
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Ooh, how quaint, someone else who doesn’t use faceache, twatshit or the late lamented myarse. Me neither, I don’t know where people find the time to maintain the sodding things when they could be having so much more fun here.
I believe my kids do all this social phobia shit, and I shall confess to having the odd punt on what’s app (I’m thoroughly ashamed to admit sending some piccies of our moggies to my gels but we are all cunts now and then).
As for snapchat, Instagram (can someone explain in three words what these are) – well, they can fuck right off.
Looked on Linkdin once and fell into a coma of utter boredom. A site full of lying cunts who embellish their cvs with whopping exagerations.
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The Internet is fucking shit, Mrs Boaby has been moaning about us buying our shopping online, as this would save her a trip in the car and having to lug her fat arse around the supermarket.
So, being a ‘modern man’ I allowed her to do so.
So yesterday our 1st delivery was scheduled to be delivered between 11am-1pm, it gets to 1pm and some cunt rings up telling me “sorry for the delay, we have had some people call in sick and are currently behind with the picking process, your order will be with you in about 20 minutes”
So they finally turn up at 2pm, an hour late!
The first thing they tell Mrs Boaby “Some of your items were unavailable, you have not been charged for these”.
Well fucking whoopy de do, I should fucking think not!
So old lard arse unpacks all the shopping only to find that out of the 43 items ordered 12 were unavailable, that’s 28% of the order unavailable!
And to add insult to injury the eggs ordered have a best before of 27th March (tomorrow) and the two packs of Bacon have use by 31st March.
Internet shopping, what a load of shit, an excuse to push out the out of date stuff rather than send it to landfill.
CUNTS
I feel a cunting nomination brewing for Internet shopping….
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Social media is just boring cunts sharing pointless bollocks with other boring cunts. Rich cunts on instagram showing how you can blow large amounts of cash on pointless tacky shit, ready for roving scouse burglars to hoover it up. Cunts should look up from their mobile phones long enough to realise how fucking unimportant they are. They might see where they are going too, unlike the thick cunt who crashed into the back of my car last week. Smart phones, dumb cunts!
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