Penny Lancaster

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Penny Lancaster is a cunt of epic proportions.

She clings to Rod Stewart like limpet, pushing him out of the way when paps appear. Model and photographer my arse. She’s a publicity seeking, self-promoting talentless bint.

Nominated by: CheesyChips

28 thoughts on “Penny Lancaster”

  1. The length of wiki entry says it all (or just that nobody can be arsed to expand). To summarise:

    None existent ‘career’ as a photograpger.
    Short ass ‘career’ promoting panties.
    Loser on Strictly.
    Talks shit on Loose Bitches.

    So basically a housewife.
    A rich one.
    So she’s an ambassador for a charity. Of course.

    Why not give some of own fucking pennies, Penny!

    • Or she could change her name to Penny Uro and get double the gag. A triple gag when one recalls the old cunt’s failing powers orf manhood (willing to be sued orn that one with “Fair Comment” as me defence) and alleged predilection for water sports, golden rain, power pissing, uro showers ect ect.

    • “So she’s an ambassador for a charity.” .. which charity is that the one that takes from the poor and gives to the rich? charities are scams. Look at world vison accomplishes fuck all these charities are like personalized banks for corrupt cunts they don’t even have to show what they do with the money you give them aside from a card. I’ve always been weary of them, a total fucking roundabout! dodgy bastards

      • They are nothing more than tax scams!

        I had some cunt from Barnardos approach me in the street, I was in a good mood so grabbed a couple of quid out of my pocket ready to ‘do my bit’.
        He stops me, starts his sales patter and I say “sorry mate, bit bust today, heres a couple of quid”.
        He replies “sorry sir, I cannot accept that”.
        So I say “what are you doing then?”
        He then replies, “we are collecting for Barnardos”
        I say, “not doing a very good job are you, you just refused £2”
        “If you’ll let me explain” he says..
        “what we are doing is signing people up to make a donation, all I need from you is a few details and you’d be helping children who are being abused and have nothing”
        “All we require is your name, address & bank details, we then agree a donation as small or as large as you like which will be taken by direct debit every month”
        At this point I say..”Ok, I will sign up, but on one condition, you give me your name, address & bank details”
        He replies..”Sorry sir, I cannot do that”
        “EXACTLY” I proclaimed and walked off

        CUNTS

      • Have we cunted chuggers yet? What a bunch of fawning bullshitters, I fucking loathe them blocking my high street with their stupid jackets and brollies.
        I have a different tactic now. After the initial ‘got a minute’ salutation I say yes and get the phone out with a one minute timer on it. They looked a bit put out when it pings and I fuck off.
        Best to do it when there are a few vulnerable grannies around to make sure the robdogs don’t fleece them of their inheritance. Cunts.

      • No. Bit of an oversight there. Came close to it with Pudsey and I’ve slagged them over at mine, but I shall rectify the lack of cunting over here…

    • Ricaard is receiving a yellow card for failing to deliver sufficient and gobbing against the run orf play

      • “The mullet maketh the man”… surely not! Poor mullet man got knocked out. Forget mullet man I moustache you a question good sir does Voller still have his horrible mullet? Poor Voller lost a World Cup Final as both a player and Coach. At least he got the Fifa world cup. 80’s hairstyles were not kind to female and male hair but it was a sign of the times.

  4. To b fair he’s a fucking cunt as well. Scratchy-voiced, pointless plastic jock twat.

  6. I have scarey feeling that should she take it doggy fashion her teeth may fall out. They don’t look real.

      • Thought this bint was too lame for a thread so just watched some poor sod on tv with Tourettes.
        Tragic but fucking funny.
        Cunt shit fuck cunt fuck shit cunt.
        Too much?

      • Not at all, again he has my sincerest sympathy, but that John guy from Scotland with tourettes is just so funny. I sampled some of his stuff and use it as text alerts on my phone. Have to remember to put it on silent a lot. In the same way they cant help saying cunt and spitting in peoples faces I can’t help finding it funny.

  7. Shows how old Rod’s standards have dropped… At one time it was Britt Ekland, now it’s this poundland Rachel Hunter…. The original left him, so he gets a cheap copy… You think he’d better with his cash…

    • Yeah well when you start looking like Marty Feldman I wouldn’t complain either. Britt Ekland silly little harlot marries Peter Sellers for 4 years then marries some rockbilly drummer pfft. Apparently Peter Sellers was abusive both verbally and physically, also had childish tantrums.

  8. Alexei Sayle is a cunt…
    Apart from him being a Scouse cunt and an ‘alternative comedian’ (a crime in itself) this fat bald twat is a hypocritical cunt trumpet of the highest order… The man, who in the eighties, professed to be a communist cunt and as far left as the Redskins (the band,) and also refused to participate in the Young Ones Comic Relief single due to the involvement of arch-Tory cunt, Cliff Richard, is now a comfortably well off middle class cunt who lives in a big house in some poncey place like Holland Park and shops at Waitrose… He also probably now votes Tory as well… Yet another gravy train jumping champagne socialist cunt… Never trust a Scouser, as the saying goes…

    I defy anyone to watch this and not think ‘What a fucking cunt…’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHJ4zEKDZY

    • Always remember Balowski’s quote from The Young Ones… “Stuff the revolution, where’s my three hundred quid?” Sums him up nicely.

      • Christ, no comedy has dated as badly as early eighties alternative stuff. Always fast froward through his bits on The Young Ones. Paved the way for Stuart CUNT Lee.

  9. I’ll tell you who are fucking cunts: soap opera actors who, when appearing in public “as themselves” (eg. at awards ceremonies and on chat shows), wear glasses to create an unearned sense of gravitas and to pose as someone thoughtful and profound, rather than the tuppeny-ha’penny thick-as-shit chav the whole world knows them to be.

    • Dead right, Fred… I saw a poster in Prestwich, Manchester a while ago: it was an advert for some tacky club, and the poster stated ‘Special celebrity guest DJ: Fiz from Coronation Street…’

      Now, I’ll bet that this Fiz (or whatever she’s called in real life) has never seen, never mind even used a record deck or turntable in her life…. Pressing a button on a pre-programmed by someone else laptop does not make some soap cunt a fucking DJ…. Just like that fat cunt off Phoenix Nights (not Peter Kay, the other one), that Justin Moorhouse… He is now annoying people every day on Manchester’s Key 103 radio station… Just because he was in a TV show with Peter Kay… What a load of freeloading cunts….

  10. Celebrity DJ’s of any kind are unnecessary cunts.
    After all, when you go to the movies, nobody gives a fuck who the protectionist is.

  11. I went to a club once and they had Nigel Benn (the boxer) DJ’ing,
    His beat-mixing was about as good as his right hook…
    IE – Out of time and you could see it coming a week early

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