12 thoughts on “Memphis Depay”

  1. Give me him over Fellaini, Young and Lingard every day of the week and twice on derby day.

    • Come the summer, the Mourinho axe will swing, Mata being first.
      They have history down at the Bridge.

  3. One of the many overpriced players bought recently by the top clubs. Him asking or getting (I don’t know which) for the number 7 shirt was only going to go well or badly and its gone badly. I don’t know who has the worst set of players Man U out LFC.

  5. I would like to nominate the Spell checker on this website for a well overdue cunting.

    Whoever wrote the Algorithm(s) or programmed it obviously doesn’t use the word Cunt much so therefore must be a cunt.
    I want to write Cunt it says Count, I want too write Cunting it says Cutting. Most of the time when your writing a cunting or reply you don’t bother checking everything and then when you read it after the spellcheck makes you the Cunter look a right can’t spell properly thick cunt. When your trying to accurately describe a cunt you don’t want to have to stop to check if the word you want to write is the word that is there, its ruins the flow. So I think the Spellchecker is a count.

    • Apparently the best footballer in the family is his English west country cousin….Cornish Depastie.

    • I would like to nominate you for a cunting, you do realise the spell checker is nothing to do with this website and is actually on your device?
      You stupid count….

  6. Decisions, decisions… should I be a right cunt and change my name to “Towelmaster”?

  8. What sort of name is that? Sounds like a character out of a Tennesee Williams novel.

    • Doesn’t look like there’s much character there if he has to have biro drawn all over him.

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